$35,000 =

$4,999 on 24crt macbook pr0



+

$29,999 on solid gold TV remote







+ deposit $2 for pokers
+ play with roll shortstacking 10NL
+ lose
+ post "bad beat"

This.

And this.

PM FWF for a flip.

OP, I'm not questioning ur poker ability, but these are the people that make me feel bad about taking their money

just take 5k and play 2/5 live
if you lose ten buy ins in live 2/5 you suck at poker and got off cheap

nice !!! 15 style points for u.

put in 1k$ into online poker, play 25nl then move your way up... you cant start at the top and your going to blow it all away if you start playing like 2/4nl or some ****...

gl

short stack the 200/400 PLO games on FTP

do this, except with 4k and start at 100nl

gl op grats on the dowry, sry bout your grandmother

lol winner!

LOL this thing is sick

I have a killer idea. I was watching Terminator 2. I was thinking to myself, you know there's no way they are ever going to top these stunts in a movie again unless they start using terminally ill people as stunt men.

Hear me out. I know to some of you this may seem a little cruel.Terminally ill stunt people? That's cruel.

You know what I think cruel is, leaving your loved ones to die in some sterile hospital room surrounded by strangers. fcuk that, put 'em in the movie. Whaaaat? You want your grandmother to die like a little bird in some hospital room? Her skin so thin you can see her last heart beat work it's way down her blue veins . . .

Or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?

Imagine....

"Hey, how come you dressed my mother up like a mugger?"

"Shut up and get off the set. Action. Push her towards Chuck."

"sssssssSSSSSShhhhHHHHCRUNCH!" "Wow, he kicked her head right off her body? Did you see that, did you see my grammy?" She's out of her misery and you've seen the greatest film of all time.

I'm still feeling some resistance to this, what's up? You and your fake sympathy. Okay, not one of my more popular theories. But just do me one thing. Don't ever say you like film as much as I do. I think we've found your limit.

Ummmmmmm, 35k is actually nothing. You can't do anything with that little money besides bury it and earn compounding interest until you retire.

Honor your grandmother by gambling it

REDREDREDREDREDREDREDREDREDREDRED

ldo

You have never played online...and your actually thinking about sticking 25k into an account...all i have to say is "wow". This is the best idea i've heard all week, you can invest your last 10k in Enron stocks well your at it.

And if you do decide to have a hooker and blow party, let me know....because if there is one thing that that I love more then blow, its a good hooker.

Have someone flip you for it

At what point were you going to admit this is Bill Hicks? Kudos to you anyway, he was the man.

OP = I think it's cool what you're doing. Invest 2500 max into an online bankroll. Start at NL25. Play cautiously. You'll be heavily overrolled, so you won't have the stress of worrying about playing on a short roll. Bonus whore that up to 3500 playing on FTP and AP.

If you burn thru that then yeah, it is possible you are not cut out for it (not necessarily, but a pretty big indicator that your discipline is fail). You have a LOT of knowledge to gain before you even worry about whether you have the discipline, talent or tolerance for the grind.

Invest the rest. That is a nice headstart on your retirement. Compound interest > all.

you should **** on all of the bills and then donate 'em somewhere..killing 2 birds with 1 stone

this is the best serious advice ITT. if u cant do this, u cant play for a living. its that easy.

or take the Mike McDermott Path of Poker and get your hands on...


and throw 2p2 party w the extra 5k.

lolque? More like...

I wouldn't put more then a nl100 BR online. If you're any good you should be to a stake that you can make decent money from soon anyways, plus I'm assuming you need to learn, and don't want to jump into games that you'll loose in.


Aside from that I dunno, maybe keep it hangin round and use it to put down a down payment on some real estate when the real estate market is ****..... Wait...Profit