Yeah, it was so obvious that he did it on purpose. You should watch the clip on youtube.



Sammy eating like a real man when gf not home. Those chili marinated shrimps will make Sammy's hole bleed.

This gonna be good. Kick off in about 10 minutes. This is basically a gold medal game. Canada is 1-12 vs Germany but that changes today bitches.

Luckily you have plenty of sperm sauce to take the edge off.

Gold medal for Germany in "horizontal bar"!

So limbo is Olympic now?

It's not sperm sauce this time Morph. It's creme fraiche (saure Sahne), with garlic, onion, lime, paprika, salt, pepper and some green stuff that smelled good Sammy found in the cupboard.

Mold!

That Canadian goalie looks cute when she looks behind her!

ah well, bronze or forth. 3rd places are canadas speciality though.

I'm back from Palm Springs it was 115-118 from 11am-8pm the whole time and generally left me annoyed. Went to a great Mexican place for dinner last night tho. Hoping to try the authentic Danish place next time

Im in Vienna speaking to Morphilians on breakfast, they say they never heard of Denmark

i told them to take that back and show some respect or I will give them 8 on booking

wat

They better show The Sammy's some respect, pronto!

someone quote this so Sammy sees it

**** you in advance morning

I give this morning an 8 on booking

Dubrava is one part (block) of Zagreb the capital of Croatia.

The title says: Dubrava has more medals than Denmark, Sweden, Czech

hahahhaha someone quote this to sammuelsen so he sees it and demands cro media groups to take that back.

Back from Palm Springs after leaving with it 118F at 2pm I walked my dogs in dense fog on the coast in 66F at 2am. I prefer the Peninsula over the desert, tho I love the desert this time of year during record temp highs and humidity is too brutal in the California desert.

That said it is suppose to be no higher than 102 at the end of August and we are going back to take more pictures of the Milky Way and stars from Joshua Tree National Park. We will stay at Indian Casino/Resort Agua Caliente on a players card deal so you know I will be gambling when we aren't doing photo or couple stuff.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm starting my own blog of life beats brags and variance from being a little kid to an adult soon. Don't hold your breath I always forget to start it when I'm sober so maybe I should start writing stories now while I'm aaaaaaaaaaa

Even North Korea is ahead of Denmark in the ranking, that's pretty weak. It's probably the sperm sauce.

**** you wednesday

F U Wednesday going to sleep now after serous aaaaa and no writing see you at 1pm pst for hangover fun or non hangover breakfast

hai wednesdai

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