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View Poll Results: Would you like to play shortstack/slow-blinds MTT's?
bastard 36 59.02%
yes 11 18.03%
no 14 22.95%
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Old 07-29-2006, 09:45 PM   #26
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this is POTY and 'dangerous_badman' is the best screen name on the inanaet
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Old 07-29-2006, 10:02 PM   #27
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I voted for bastard, im not sure if that is the right answer though.
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Old 07-30-2006, 12:49 PM   #28
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You seem to making the crucial error of getting it in with the best of it, only to be rivered by a dominated hand. Yuo need to work it the opposite way round on riverstars.
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Old 07-30-2006, 01:05 PM   #29
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This is hilarious. Sorry it had to happen to you, OP. These are the kinds of hands that make me break stuff.
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Old 07-30-2006, 02:12 PM   #30
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Limidonk.
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:32 PM   #31
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Bump for extreme hilarity, both the text (e.g. "sweet electrical jesus") and poll.
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:49 PM   #32
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wow how did i miss this gem
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:59 PM   #33
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Limidonk.
I love that your first post is a BBV catchphrase injoke. I predict good things in the future.
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:52 PM   #34
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:21 PM   #35
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hahaha brilliant
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:45 PM   #36
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Move up to where they will respect your raises
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:46 PM   #37
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[censored] ME TO TEARS!
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Old 08-02-2006, 03:22 PM   #38
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Old 08-03-2006, 12:01 AM   #39
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i love the electrical jesus quote. Pure gold.
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Old 08-04-2006, 08:15 AM   #40
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they're all 48/52, ain't they?
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Old 08-04-2006, 08:21 AM   #41
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wow this is hilarious
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Old 08-04-2006, 09:13 AM   #42
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This post is incredible smothered in awesome sauce, you are my new favorite 2p2er, badman.

EDIT: Im seriously almost crying because Im laughing so hard.
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:35 PM   #43
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Post of the [censored] Century. I double dog dare anybody to top this one.

Holy [censored].

Laughing to the point of crying.
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Old 08-04-2006, 11:21 PM   #44
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Old 08-05-2006, 07:42 PM   #45
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LOL GOD THIS IS RICH IM CACKLING LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL RIGHT NOW
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:42 PM   #46
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Old 08-06-2006, 08:22 PM   #47
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SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS ****I

SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS ****ING sTUPID GAME AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE
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Old 08-06-2006, 08:56 PM   #48
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I will be saying "unlimited hold'em" for a while. OP is awesome.
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Old 08-06-2006, 09:34 PM   #49
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lol wow, you run horribly bad, i hope you run good though. wish me luck too please
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Old 08-07-2006, 07:05 AM   #50
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If anyone isn't sure yet how awesome OP is, check out his profile.
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