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View Poll Results: Would you like to play shortstack/slow-blinds MTT's?
bastard 36 59.02%
yes 11 18.03%
no 14 22.95%
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Old 07-29-2006, 05:22 AM   #1
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So anyway I tried to move to no limit and ran really bad at 100NL

By the time I have lost ~23 buyins I decide [censored] it no limit clearly is not for me, I am going back to FRIENDLY FIXED LIMIT HOLDEM where the pain of losing is like the pain of a slow suffocation and more agreeable than the brutal no-limit accost-you-in-an-alleyway-and-stab-you-in-the-face pain

But WAIT!!! Everyone is posting in TEH BBV about making $$$CRAZY STACKS PHU$$$ playing the new fangled UNLIMITED HOLDEM

so i decide I WILL NOT BE DISHEARTENED. i am going to TAKE ANOTHER SHOT AT LEARNING NL and I AM GOING TO START AT [censored] 50NL AND [censored] PROVE TO MYSELF ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT AT THE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY LEAST< I CAN AT LEAST BEAT [censored] BABY STAKES NLHE

tONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT OF MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN

HERE ARE THE FIRST THREE HANDS I SHOW DOWN


STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players

Pre-flop: (6 players) LOSER is CO with A A
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $2, LOSER raises to $6.5, Button folds, SB raises to $18, 2 folds, LOSER raises all-in $49.25, SB calls all-in $17.45.
Uncalled bets: $13.8 returned to LOSER.

Flop: T 6 T ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)

Turn: Q ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)

River: J ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)

Results:
Final pot: $73.4
LOSER showed Ac As</font>
SB showed Jc Jd</font>

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STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players

Pre-flop: (5 players) LOSER is BB with A K
UTG calls, 2 folds, SB calls, LOSER raises to $2, UTG calls, SB calls.

Flop: T 3 A ($6, 3 players)
SB checks, LOSER bets $6, UTG calls, SB folds.

Turn: 7 ($18, 2 players)
LOSER checks, UTG bets $14.9, LOSER raises all-in $42, UTG calls.

River: 4 ($102, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $102)

Results:
Final pot: $102
UTG showed Ah 4h</font>
LOSER showed Ad Kc</font>

__________


STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players

Pre-flop: (6 players) LOSER is Button with 6 6
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO raises to $2, LOSER calls, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 9 2 6 ($6.75, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO bets $4, LOSER calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: 3 ($18.75, 3 players)
UTG+1 bets $18.75, CO calls all-in $4.75, LOSER raises all-in $50.05, UTG+1 calls all-in $29.35.
Uncalled bets: $1.95 returned to LOSER.

River: 8 ($119.7, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $33, Sidepot 1: $86.7)

Results:
Final pot: $119.7
LOSER showed 6s 6d</font>
UTG+1 showed 7c 5c</font>
CO showed 4d Td</font>


[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT


I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS ****ING sTUPID GAME AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE
I

I HATE YOU NO LIMIT AND I HOPE YOUR HOUSE CATCHES FIRE WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP


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Old 07-29-2006, 06:09 AM   #2
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Old 07-29-2006, 06:57 AM   #3
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BRutal. fun read
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Old 07-29-2006, 07:15 AM   #4
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LMFAO.

Brutal stuff dude - bad luck.
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Old 07-29-2006, 07:35 AM   #5
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Old 07-29-2006, 10:52 AM   #6
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[censored] limit. This is why you play nl.
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Old 07-29-2006, 10:53 AM   #7
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:32 AM   #8
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Please don't give up. I want to read a follow up.
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:47 AM   #9
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Did that 23-buyin-downswing involve any tilting?
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:56 AM   #10
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Maybe my tutorial can teach you how not to suck at NL cash games.
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Old 07-29-2006, 12:48 PM   #11
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I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS ****ING sTUPID GAME AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE
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I HATE YOU NO LIMIT AND I HOPE YOUR HOUSE CATCHES FIRE WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!! [censored] quality!
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Old 07-29-2006, 01:02 PM   #12
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lol i love the pool &lt;3
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:01 PM   #13
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:14 PM   #14
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:34 PM   #15
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Old 07-29-2006, 03:09 PM   #16
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Old 07-29-2006, 03:21 PM   #17
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Please start recording your NL sessions and then post them here. If your verbal skills match your written skills, they will be gold, baby!
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Old 07-29-2006, 03:27 PM   #18
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Every time I look at the poll it just gets funnier.
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Old 07-29-2006, 03:30 PM   #19
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This just might be the best BBV post ever.
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Old 07-29-2006, 03:42 PM   #20
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Every time I look at the poll it just gets funnier.
Yeah, this is the true spirit of BBV.
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:21 PM   #21
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:25 PM   #22
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This just might be the best BBV post ever.
it's pretty high up on the list, thats for sure
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:30 PM   #23
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LOllllllllllllllll
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Old 07-29-2006, 09:27 PM   #24
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I'll bump up this work of genius in case anyone missed it.

And I nominate for the greatest poll in the history of the internets.
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Old 07-29-2006, 09:37 PM   #25
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I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS ****ING sTUPID GAME AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE
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Between this and the poll, this is one of my favorite posts ever.
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