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View Poll Results: Would you like to play shortstack/slow-blinds MTT's?
bastard 36 59.02%
yes 11 18.03%
no 14 22.95%
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Old 06-19-2007, 03:59 PM   #101
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Re: ASBATDR DBASTADR FUYOU UFCKING BAStARDS

i spit soda all over my monitor at i swear to electrical jesus
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Old 06-19-2007, 04:04 PM   #102
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How is '****ING' not filtered???
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Old 06-19-2007, 04:24 PM   #103
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I miss OP.
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Old 06-19-2007, 04:25 PM   #104
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It´s been mentioned, but electrical Jesus, damm thats good.
This guy has better tilt talk than grimster, and thats saying something.
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Old 06-19-2007, 04:47 PM   #105
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Still the best post in the history of BBV, and maybe the entire internets.

In for posterity.

I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS
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Old 06-19-2007, 04:49 PM   #106
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Choparno, you misspelled "swaear" in your loc.
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Old 06-19-2007, 05:02 PM   #107
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I was tilting 'til I read this.
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Old 06-19-2007, 06:51 PM   #108
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I don't understand how this ever falls off the front page.
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Old 06-19-2007, 06:54 PM   #109
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wow how did i miss this gem
omg...

maybe i had one too many bong hits today, but i am actually tearing up-- this [censored] is hilarious.
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Old 07-03-2007, 01:22 PM   #110
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Oh how I miss the bastard poll
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Old 07-03-2007, 01:32 PM   #111
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can we get the votes up to 1000?
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Old 07-03-2007, 02:52 PM   #112
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bump for 1000
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Old 07-03-2007, 02:54 PM   #113
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bump for 1000
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:20 PM   #114
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so awesome!
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Old 08-30-2007, 04:08 PM   #115
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I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS
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Old 08-30-2007, 04:16 PM   #116
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i alrdy vboted

we nede 200 moer votse
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Old 08-30-2007, 05:04 PM   #117
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Should be doable
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Old 09-27-2007, 06:30 AM   #118
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I don't understand how this ever falls off the front page.
Neither do I
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Old 11-16-2007, 07:19 PM   #119
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I don't understand how this ever falls off the front page.
Neither do I
unfcuking believable
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:47 PM   #120
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Sucks bro.
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:00 PM   #121
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Only bad players lose, learn to play better.
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:08 PM   #122
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What did you guys all vote?
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:48 PM   #123
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It was a tough pole, but in the end I had to go for BASTARD imo
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Old 11-22-2007, 11:43 PM   #124
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the games were so soft back then
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Old 11-23-2007, 12:15 AM   #125
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This just might be the best BBV post ever.
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