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View Poll Results: How many professional major wins will Tiger end up with (currently has 14)?

14 - no more wins

14 10.85%

15 - one more than now

7 5.43%

16 - only two more

14 10.85%

17 - so close but not quite

12 9.30%

18 - ties Jack

11 8.53%

19 - GOAT

16 12.40%

20 or more

55 42.64%

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04-05-2022 , 11:08 PM

#5301

Bidz

Hurts so good

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04-05-2022 , 11:22 PM

#5302

Tom Ames

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Who knows what kinds of robotics they may have implanted in him during this hospitalization? It isn't like when he went to the sex addiction rehab clinic.

He could shoot 48 or 49. Or even lower!

ETA realistic viewpoint: After this accident I could have been enticed to bet that he would never make a cut in a major again. However, I do not believe he would tee off #1 if he didn't believe he could win.

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04-06-2022 , 12:11 AM

#5303

ntanygd760

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He 100% believes he can win. On the bright side if he doesn't the old course is a much easier walk.

The true test is those last few holes of the day as he isn't playing 9. Who knows how he feels but I don't care. I am rooting for epic victory. Betting against the guy has always proven sub optimal from day 1 when whats his face was doing his first interview with Tiger and Tiger was like I expect to win 1st event out followed by many more and the dude is like lol you, you will see how hard this tour is.

That comment aged well for like 3 weeks

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04-06-2022 , 12:49 AM

#5304

grando1.0

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That Santa pic is a significant chunk of the reason I loves me some Tiger

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04-06-2022 , 12:51 AM

#5305

grando1.0

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Lol rata has been served about 3.5 million times in this thread already lol worse take than me when I said Genie would be a star

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04-06-2022 , 01:08 AM

#5306

grando1.0

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This is crazy:

Tiger Woods' request to be allowed access to a riding cart for this weekend's major was originally approved by the Tournament Committee; however, after consideration, the privilege was turned down by the Woods camp. Apparently they were concerned about an inadvertent 4 iron possibly being counted against his 14 club maximum.

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04-06-2022 , 10:57 AM

#5307

parisron

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04-06-2022 , 09:42 PM

#5308

parisron

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Yikes!

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04-06-2022 , 09:53 PM

#5309

ec_outlaw

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Originally Posted by parisron

Yikes!

https://twitter.com/CMONEYMAKER/stat...XYOk6gi3w&s=19

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04-06-2022 , 09:58 PM

#5310

pwnsall

CFBBPC

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 65,681

Not a good sign

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04-06-2022 , 09:58 PM

#5311

parisron

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Different books have different prices. bit Circa has 65 to 1 to win. Does MM have $32M? lol

Westgate has 50 to 1, William Hill 40 to 1.

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04-07-2022 , 02:04 AM

#5312

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 23,026

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Originally Posted by grando1.0

they were concerned about an inadvertent 4 iron possibly being counted against his 14 club maximum.

can you translate this for an idiot who doesn't golf please?

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04-07-2022 , 02:06 AM

#5313

grando1.0

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I got 70.x to 1 on pinnacle

The thing above was a terrible joke related to his ex wife smashing his ride with a 4 iron, making him have too many clubs and get DQd

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04-07-2022 , 02:11 AM

#5314

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 23,026

lololol thanks

spent 5 minutes googling tiger inadvertent 4 iron and finding nothing

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04-07-2022 , 06:14 AM

#5315

AllBlackDan

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Lets go Tiger! In for the missed cut or DNC round, surely he cant perform here after what hes been through? Will be very happy if my hunch is proved incorrect though

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04-07-2022 , 09:18 AM

#5316

ntnBO

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Originally Posted by grando1.0

I got 70.x to 1 on pinnacle

The thing above was a terrible joke related to his ex wife smashing his ride with a 4 iron, making him have too many clubs and get DQd

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Originally Posted by rickroll

lololol thanks

spent 5 minutes googling tiger inadvertent 4 iron and finding nothing

Elin went after him and the SUV with a 9-iron.

Augusta National and Kapalua are the two hardest courses to walk on tour by far. It'll be interesting to see how he's doing coming up that massive hill on #18 each day.

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04-07-2022 , 09:24 AM

#5317

jcorb

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what does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

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04-07-2022 , 11:03 AM

#5318

ligastar

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 31,040

the GOAT about to tee off in the 86th Masters Invitational golf tournament

can he win?

YES SIR!

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04-07-2022 , 12:03 PM

#5319

LimpDitka

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Originally Posted by Nitchka'sDad

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/24/s...-injuries.html

"Woods’s lower right leg was smashed and his right foot severely injured, and his leg muscles swelled so much that surgeons had to cut open the tissue covering them to relieve pressure..."

"Doctors also inserted a rod into Woods’s shin bone, and screws and pins into his foot and ankle"

"Such lower-leg fractures on occasion bring “massive disability” and other grave consequences. A very rough estimate is that there is a 70 percent chance of it healing completely,”

"The crash caused a cascade of injuries. It smashed Woods’s shin bones, with primary breaks in the top and bottom parts of the bones and a scattering of bone fragments. When the bones in Woods’s shin shattered, they damaged muscles and tendons; pieces poked from his skin.

The trauma caused bleeding and swelling in his leg, threatening his muscles. Surgeons had to quickly cut into the layer of thick tissue covering his leg muscles to relieve the swelling. Had they not, the tissue that covers swelling muscle would have acted like a tourniquet, constricting blood flow. The muscle can die within four to six hours. It is possible that some muscle died anyway, between the accident and the surgery, Dr. Smith said: “Once you lose it, you cannot get it back"

"To close the holes where bones poke out of skin, doctors often must transplant skin from the thigh or back, a procedure called a free flap. They cut pieces of skin as large as a football and, using a microscope, carefully reconnect tiny blood vessels — about a millimeter in diameter — from the skin transplant to the blood vessels near the wounds...if Woods required a free flap — which, trauma surgeons said, seems likely — “it will be months and months before he can bear weight on his leg again,” Dr. Eberlin said.

Infection is a risk with fractures that break through the skin and following surgery to insert rods and pins into bones, with amputation in the worst cases, Dr. Smith said. The likelihood of infection depends on the degree of contamination and the size of the wound."Woods also risks fractures that do not heal or that grow together only very slowly, Dr. Firoozabadi said. “To get things to heal, you need good blood flow,” he said. “With an injury like this, blood flow is disrupted.”

As a result, he said, it may take five to 14 months for Woods’s lower leg bones to grow together, assuming they do so at all.

The biggest hurdle will be his foot and ankle injuries, Dr. Firoozabadi and others said. Regaining range of motion and strength can take three months to a year. Depending on the extent of those injuries, even after rehabilitation Woods may barely be able to walk."

"Hogan, the golfer, broke his collarbone, pelvis, left ankle and a rib. The injuries were serious but not comparable to Woods’s injuries.

With his foot and ankle injuries and the serious injuries to his leg, Woods “may never play golf again,” Dr. Smith said."

I mean, your wager is beyond absurd. But if you insist on doing this, I guess put me down for $100.

Doesn't seem so absurd now...

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04-07-2022 , 12:05 PM

#5320

LimpDitka

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Originally Posted by kerr

I'm confident he won't ever make a cut again at a major.

Ummmm

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04-07-2022 , 12:05 PM

#5321

LimpDitka

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Originally Posted by ArcticKnight

This is not the type of thing were a 30 year old 5 handicapper gets in a bad accident and recovers and can play to a 15 handicap with his buddies, limping in and out of his cart.

It is almost impossible to fathom that Tiger, at his age and with his pre-existing injuries, will ever compete on the PGA Tour again. Plus, even if well wishers prayed for him to get back to 95%, Tiger is the type of guy that would say nope.. never.. If I can't win I ain't playing.

It is sad, but he is done. I just hope he gets mobile enough to have a relatively normal post-golf life.

Nothing is impossible