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Originally Posted by SirOsis
How much money per year do you think Sam Elliott makes from voiceovers?
Morgan Freeman$/2+$7
Hearing a 26 year old ask if he's too old to hit on a 20 year old is so tilting at age 34. Jesus bro 26 is young.
I took a class at a CC last year and some cute Hispanic chick sat next to me all semester. She did her share of flirting. Mostly I did my share of being calm, cool, and self-confident. I also think she got wet every time I corrected the teacher. She used to wear these loose shirts that I could see down basically every day. I found out she was 20. On the last day of class she asked me to write down my email but didn't say why. Ohhhhhhhhh ****. Gave it to her but never heard from her. She probably checked out my fb and saw I was an old fat married guy who once had 14" long ginger hair. She probably would have freaked if she knew I was 33.
Anyway if I wasn't married I definitely would have attempted to smash that.