Think you left out defending super bowl champions somewhere

lol

i do not acknowledge super bowls where kyle williams is the mvp

oh wait no, they will probably run a headline about the mets 6-1 victory. since NJ won the series, it's like that hooker in godfather II - 'this series never had a family, it'll be like it never existed'

HOLY *********** ******** ALL OF YOU MOTHER****ERS KILL YOURSELVES

AND DON'T EVEN KILL YOURSELVES ALL AT ONCE, KILL YOURSELVES SEQUENTIALLY SO I CAN PANTS****TINGLY ENJOY ALL OF YOUR DEATHS INDIVIDUALLY

BRODEUR YOU ****RAG GO HAVE ANOTHER AFFAAIR AND RUIN ANOTHER FAMILY YOU DIABETES TREE. I HOPE CHOKE ON A PIECE OF MEATLOAF AND DIE IN FRONT OF YOUR FAKE FAMILY

MATTEAU MATTEAU MATT - oh ****

way too much ball talk from Torts, imo

REAL TALK

SIMILARLY REAL TALK

TORTERALLA YOU ******ED HORSECOCK YOU LOOK LIKE A ****ING 15TH CENTURY HOBO
KEEP PLAYING THE SAME 5 PEOPLE A BILLION MINUTES A NIGHT YOU IDIOT
DIE DIE DIE DIE

looooooooooool

itt, imo

GABORIK YOU USELESS SKIDMARK
YOU NEVER FORECHECK YOU NEVER WIN A BOARD BATTLE YOU NEVER BLOCK SHOTS WOU NEVER DO ****
I HOPE YOU GET STEPHEN HAWKING PARALYZED IN A 4 CAR PILEUP. THEN I HOPE ALL YOUR LOVED ONES GET ALZHEIMERS AND FORGETS WHO YOU ARE YOU JIZZ NUGGET

RICHARDS YOU SON OF A EBOLA VIRUS
I HOPE YOU ATTEMPT TO COMMIT SUICIDE, THEN THINK BETTER OF IT JUST BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF ONLY TO ACCIDENTLY PAPER SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH YOUR SUICIDE LETTER AND DIE
I HOPE ALL YOUR CHILDREN GET EARLY ONSET DEMENTIA AND GIVE BIRTH TO MIDGETS

KILL YOURSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Devils gonna win rangz. Kings are legit though. Seriously scared. Gotta get tickets to the stanley cup.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

@RantsByEtats would be a great twitter account

and to think, the Rag$ would have won the Cup if they just got that Rick Nash trade done...

WED, MAY 30, 2012 8 PM LOS ANGELES KINGS AT NEW JERSEY DEVILS NBC, CBC, RDS
SAT, JUNE 2, 2012 8 PM LOS ANGELES KINGS AT NEW JERSEY DEVILS NBC, CBC, RDS
MON, JUNE 4, 2012 8 PM NEW JERSEY DEVILS AT LOS ANGELES KINGS NBCSN, CBC, RDS
WED, JUNE 6, 2012 8 PM NEW JERSEY DEVILS AT LOS ANGELES KINGS NBCSN, CBC, RDS
*SAT, JUNE 9, 2012 8 PM LOS ANGELES KINGS AT NEW JERSEY DEVILS NBC, CBC, RDS
*MON, JUNE 11, 2012 8 PM NEW JERSEY DEVILS AT LOS ANGELES KINGS NBC, CBC, RDS
*WED, JUNE 13, 2012 8 PM LOS ANGELES KINGS AT NEW JERSEY DEVILS NBC, CBC, RDS



will be pretty epic if/when Parise lifts the Stanley Cup, then signs with Minnesota with Ryan Suter on July 1st (or have they canceled free agency until the new CBA is done?)

ShimmyRustlin' itt

who's making the cup finals thread? i don't have a billion images saved to my computer

NHLNut should IMO

al trautwig had to point out all the ways how this wasn't like 1994. yeah, we know al trautwig. you ****ing idiot

Dear diary, today every baseball fans in new york acted like they were mad because of hockey.