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Originally Posted by markksman
When I was very young I did a book report on the novelization of Rocky. I had never seen the movie and I just assumed he won at the end and said so much so while reading my book report to my class.
The teacher and other kids said “Uh didn’t Rocky win?” I just kind of shrugged and that was that. I made the whole thing up but the only thing I got called out on was that one thing at the end and there were no real consequences. I got a decent grade.
An absolute legend in my class did one on this book:
He only got one sentence in, claiming it was about a bunch of people "trying to find this mermaid called Delicious". Like, **** that 'reading the back' noise, nerdlinger, I looked at the damn cover already.