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Originally Posted by iron81
Access journalism has it's moments.
Why not just tell her instead of trolling?
Tell her what? I was trying to help. I have no idea if the phone wouldn't turn on, or she couldn't figure out how to access Facebook, or she was on the FB mobile web instead of app, or if she took pics on a point and shoot and can't figure out how to upload, or she forgot her password again (hint: it's always my name, with birthday if they make her type more) - or any of a dozen other potential hiccups.
I just found out a few days ago my Mom thinks "making the phone jiggle" is how you close apps. "Then I just go to the app store to re-open it." She's literally uninstalling and re-installing an app any time someone tells her she should try closing the app. I spent several minutes trying to explain by comparing it to opening/closing vs installing/uninstalling programs on a PC. I got the phone blank stare equivalent. And she's by far the more computer literate of my two parents.
I tell you what - why don't you just try to teach my dad to copy and paste over the phone - instead of trolling? I'll give you his number. I've already laid a big chunk of the ground work in 4 2-hour sessions. He sort of knows how to select text - but will need a refresher. He calls it "turning the text blue".
But be aware he's a little skittish because he irretrievably lost several chapters of his book by hitting Ctrl-A, then Ctrl, then typing the letter 'C' then panicking and somehow closing the program
while saving. And not having any backups despite me imploring him to and telling him a million times to hit Ctrl-Z if anything went wrong and then call me if that didn't work. He'd reply - "Yeah yeah - control Z, control Z. I know SHEESH!" - every freaking time. Then he tried to blame me for giving him the awesome destructive power for Ctrl-A. I cut that off real quick.
Btw I literally deduced what happened over the phone while driving in LA rush hour traffic and him in a full blown panic wanting to tell me every step he took going back hours. When we got to the part where several chapters of text mysteriously disappeared, I said "Did you see the letter 'C'?" "Well yes, I did now that I think about it." Ugh.
Oh yeah - within 30 seconds you'll get "the speech" about how he's a right-brained poet and his brain doesn't do computers. As if copy and paste is T.S. Elliott-level computering. Just nod along and press on.
Last edited by suzzer99; 06-10-2018 at 06:46 PM.