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View Poll Results: Who will NOT survive the month of June?
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Wilbur Ross
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06-10-2018 , 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
Does gun ownership play into this? Like, maybe men are better at it because they've got a shotgun in the house?
I think so and I feel like I've read that asserted by research somewhere, but I haven't read much of the research so I'm not sure exactly how important it is. It's definitely part of the explanation.

I think one of the potential problems with relying too much on that explanation is that these gender differences in suicide rates exist in Europe also (cf. OECD data) and I think it's possible the gun explanation is weaker in the EU? I'm not really sure though, even with fewer guns in general a gender disparity in gun ownership might be important.

There does appear (at a cursory glance) to be some research that also suggests men just make more "severe" attempts at suicide, even when controlling for the methods employed (2011).
06-10-2018 , 01:57 AM
I haven’t read anything he’s written but I’ve listened to a couple of his speeches. Jordan Peterson would say that men need a purpose like fighting a dragon and that without that purpose they feel suffocated by the modern world.
06-10-2018 , 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted by zikzak
Obviously we're just better than women at everything.
I’m really really good at everything
06-10-2018 , 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
Plenty of non-famous people off themselves it just doesn't make the papers. Check out the obituaries sometime see how long it takes for you to find one with age under 60 and nothing about the cause of death.
I agree. I didn't equate interesting with fame though, but with sensitivity.
06-10-2018 , 07:06 AM
Probably what we were all thinking when we heard Bourdain had died.
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Originally Posted by Big_Bad_Bill
It was a painful shock to learn that Mr. Bourdain chose to end his life. The lack of a publicized suicide note leaves the reasons unclear; some fear it may have been accidental due to autoerotic asphyxiation; others speculate it may have been done in a fit of depression after learning his girlfriend was cheating on him. I can't help prevent the death-by-jerkoff, but years ago I learned some valuable advice about women which might help head off some guy's depression. I share that advice with you now in hopes of educating and maybe making a difference in some future expectations and reactions.

25 years ago I was visiting a friend of mine who lives in the mountains of Western Maryland, a sparsely-populated, rural region of "country" people. Saturday evening, a group of us were drinking and talking on my buddy's back porch. His ancient (mid 80's) grandfather, who lived across the road, had come over and was sitting quietly off to the side, listening to us brag and cuss and commiserate. One of the guys told how he had discovered his (now ex-) wife was cheating on him and how, at the time, it had ruined his life. At that moment, the grandfather spoke up.

"Boys, let me tell yer somethin' about wimmins. It sounds awful, but it took me years ter learn it and it's useful ter know"

He hesitated a few seconds, scanning our circle of faces, then solemnly said: "All women...are lying whores."

A couple of us started to laugh until we saw by the fury in his face and the flash in his eyes that he was not kidding. My buddy asked him, "But Gramps, what about Grandma?"

"I sez whores!"

Over the years I have seen, heard, and read enough evidence to take some grain of truth from his coarse statement. There should be no moral judgement or condemnation in recognizing this; it is a culmination of what evolution and genetics have created. Simply put, being generally the larger and physically stronger sex, men have tended to live life and resolve conflicts via physical confrontation, ie, by bashing each others' heads in. This is still true today; the vast majority of violent crime is comitted by men. The smaller and weaker sex have had to prosper and survive more by using cunning and manipulation - often by lying.

In addition, the main role of women throughout humans' time on this Earth has been to have and raise children as successfully as possible. The main goal of their genetic programming, if you will, is to find a man to provide food and shelter for themselves and their children, and a man to provide the best menu of DNA to create the healthiest possible kids. Here is the kicker: those 2 roles do not necessarily have to be filled by the same man.

A few years ago, I believe it was in Great Britian, the government conducted some research which involved genetically testing every individual in a small village and made an astounding discovery. Some huge portion of the children, about 20% iirc, were not the genetic offspring of their family's father. It predictably caused quite a ruckus and the research was not repeated.

I have always remembered Mountain Grandpa's advice and have occasionally used it to my advantage. In the late 1990's, while at a friend's party, I noticed a somewhat fat and ugly woman eyeing me. She was there with her husband. When I went to use the upstairs bathroom, she followed me and, smiling, came inside with me. We talked for maybe 30 seconds and then she gave me a blowjob. While I am not model-gorgeous, I was clearly several grades above this woman in looks and would have been slightly embarrassed to be seen in public with her. But, being a man, or maybe just an opportunistic scumbag, I was happy and willing to let her blow me. Afterwards, she gave me the phone number of the office where she was a receptionist.

For about 6 months, several times a week I would call her on my lunch break and drive to her workplace. She would meet me outside her office building; I would park in a remote corner of the huge parking lot, and she would blow me. About once a month, I would let her come over to my nearby apartment and, eyes closed, I would **** her silly. No emotional involvement. No commitment. And no protection. We were both doing what evolution and genetics designed us to do: me, to mate with as many woman as possible (especially if I didn't have to take responsibility for the consequences) and her, to get the highest-quality DNA inside her that she could somehow manage to collect. Eventually I got a new job and moved away and this business ended.

I am much older now (50's) and have mostly put such silly stuff behind me. But I still remember the lesson, and you guys should too. Learn it, know it, live it: All Women Are Lying Whores. It's not a judgement, it's not a condemnation, it's just a fact, and the sooner you keep it in mind the better off you will be. If Mr. Bourdain had known this and taken it to heart, maybe he would still be alive today.
06-10-2018 , 07:59 AM
loooooool

After a Bourdain themed opening I was not mentally prepared for the rest of that post.
06-10-2018 , 09:22 AM
Sklansky?
06-10-2018 , 10:45 AM
just going to pop in with a comment about bourdain, as somebody who has a passion for cooking and was a fan of much of his material...an 11 year old daughter??? you got to be ****ing kidding me. like, nobody forced you to have a child, but once you did, IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO LOVE AND SUPPORT THAT DAMN THING. so now that he's killed himself, somebody else has to pick up the burden andf, more importantly, now his daughter will be traumatized at not having a dad anymore.

i'm generally very empathetic when it comes to suicide, because i've had those feelings myself, but jesus ****ing christ man. there is nothing more selfish than killing yourself and leaving young children behind who by definition (of being children) are ill-equipped to pick up the pieces of your failing. it's such an unebelievably ****ty and selfish thing to do, for me it invokes feelings of contempt in place of sympathy/sadness.

**** anthony bourdain
06-10-2018 , 10:54 AM
and yes i know that depression leads to feeling/acting irrationally (been there!), but this ****ing guy has every opportunity and every resource in the world at his disposal. piece of ****.
06-10-2018 , 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by +rep_lol
and yes i know that depression leads to feeling/acting irrationally (been there!), but this ****ing guy has every opportunity and every resource in the world at his disposal. piece of ****.
The way you casually hand-wave away what depression does as “feeling/acting irrationally” makes me think you haven’t actually “been there” in any kind of serious way.
06-10-2018 , 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Money2Burn
The way you casually hand-wave away what depression does as “feeling/acting irrationally” makes me think you haven’t actually “been there” in any kind of serious way.
+1
06-10-2018 , 12:28 PM
lol what an utter moron
06-10-2018 , 12:41 PM
Jesus rep. I generally respect the passion but that's about as bad a take as there is.

Severely depressed people are incapable of that calculation and their illness tells them their kid and everyone else would be better off with them dead.
06-10-2018 , 12:51 PM
Feel like rep's pants are on a bit too tight.
06-10-2018 , 12:54 PM
nobody forced him and his wife to have that child. he's punting on probably the biggest responsibility anyone will ever undertake in their life, and that makes him an *******.

no child is ever better off without their parent(s) unless said parents are actively abusing or exploiting the child.

people love to fall back on this "oh people with depression never think rationally" yet we still hold them accountable if they come home one night and murder their wife and kids. it's not a pass for behaving badly. he knew the rules, he signed up for it willingly. and now he's just like ahhh **** that, peace out guys. yea, sorry but not sorry.
06-10-2018 , 01:02 PM
honestly it would be better for a mod to delete the last 10 posts than anyone engage further with this

'suicide is selfish' is not a fresh take and everyone who isn't a total cretin knows why it's dumb, so let's just all move on
06-10-2018 , 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by dth123451
Jesus rep. I generally respect the passion but that's about as bad a take as there is.

Severely depressed people are incapable of that calculation and their illness tells them their kid and everyone else would be better off with them dead.
he allegedly battled depression for years and definitely had long stretches of rationality in which he could reflect on his life and his illness, so...where was that thought when he decided to start a family? that's a ****ing 20 year commitment. that kid didnt ask to be born and it didnt ask for him to be its father which is why any decent human being puts their child first no matter what. it's not like a person of reasonable intelligence, means, and self awareness, like AB, would find foreign the concept that a child with a developing brain would be scarred for life from the trauma and shock of one of its parents offing themselves.

i hate the idea that this guy is treated as some sort of victim when the world was literally his oyster, he had people who depended on him, and instead of continuing to seek help from one of the infinite places he could have gone for it, he chose instead to shove off his problems onto his 11 year old daughter and leave her with a bunch of unresolved questions and issues that she is literally incapable of addressing in a healthy way.
06-10-2018 , 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Kafja
honestly it would be better for a mod to delete the last 10 posts than anyone engage further with this

'suicide is selfish' is not a fresh take and everyone who isn't a total cretin knows why it's dumb, so let's just all move on
how about **** you dude, punting on being a father is what's truly selfish.
06-10-2018 , 01:36 PM
Maybe people would commit less suicide if you didn’t ignore everything I said.
06-10-2018 , 01:36 PM
Someone listened to The Dennis Miller Option so you don't have to

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I have listened to every episode, and it is so bad. First things first: the production value is very low. Most episodes are recorded remotely, with Miller’s longtime radio producer Christian Bladt running the boards at an unknown location while Miller calls in from his home in Santa Barbara. This means that Bladt’s voice is crystal clear while Miller’s is extremely fuzzy. As Miller is the one speaking 90 percent of the time, this makes for an unpleasant aural experience.
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The content of The Dennis Miller Option exists in a strange purgatory between right-wing provocation and confused-grandpa doddering. Miller, who perhaps cannily became a Republican during the George W. Bush era, clearly wants to jump on the pro-Trump bandwagon as so many other washed-up celebrities have done before him, but he lacks the basic knowledge and passion to pull it off. Right-wing audiences want manic energy in their commentators; failing that, they’re willing to settle for someone who has a keen sense of which culture-war bugaboos hit the racist Boomer pleasure centers. Miller lacks both of these qualities.
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I take my earlier statement back. In chronicling the disintegration of his own mental faculties, Dennis Miller has created a postmodern spectacle like no other. By collapsing every pop-culture item he misremembers into one all-encompassing Reference, which somehow refers to everything and nothing at once, Miller has created the greatest podcast of all time.
06-10-2018 , 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce
Maybe people would commit less suicide if you didn’t ignore everything I said.
06-10-2018 , 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce
Maybe people would commit less suicide if you didn’t ignore everything I said.
i dont understand what you mean by this.
06-10-2018 , 01:48 PM
I mean two things one is I feel that a lot of people feel ignored and are offing themselves and two I feel ignored except two is a brain malfunction because enough people responded to my posts to where I don’t feel ignored about it anymore.
06-10-2018 , 01:55 PM
Er, do you have me on ignore or something?
06-10-2018 , 01:56 PM
Youtube sucks ass nowadays. I can't even find Andy Rooney on Kurt Cobain's suicide. It should be the top hit for Andy Rooney.

      
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