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09-28-2007 , 12:48 PM
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Okay, back from my short work trip. Today is my daughter's 14th B-day. I just installed a perimeter fence and the machine gun in the roof should be finished in 2 weeks. I only had to pay a customs big wig $2k to call me if Jay ever enters the Us.

Oh yeah, I am pumped for my alma mater's game tonight against West Virginia. Go Bulls!
My son and I would joke about being on the porch either lifting weights or cleaning guns when guys came over to pick up my niece. Turns out there was no need, as my sister is batshit-insane and scared the hell out of every boy who showed any interest.
09-28-2007 , 01:05 PM
My niece is only 5 so I don't have to scare the boys away yet
09-28-2007 , 01:20 PM
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My niece is only 5 so I don't have to scare the boys away yet
You may want to scare away creapy men though.
09-28-2007 , 01:23 PM
I have made sure Jay doesn't know where she lives
09-28-2007 , 01:52 PM
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i liked it jay
Does this mean you won't be buying my Honda?

Picked up tC yesterday, dropped off 1993 Honda for repairs, I now feel like I'm driving a new car. Ballin.
09-28-2007 , 02:23 PM
anyone got any good anniversary ideas?
09-28-2007 , 02:29 PM
What the [censored]!??!?!?!?! My paycheck today had 38% withheld for taxes. I DON'T MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY WHAT THE [censored] ARE YOU DOING IRS GOD I [censored] HATE YOU

EDIT: And my previous statements have ~32%. I'm only making about $35k from work this year considering I just started in August so I HAVE NO [censored] IDEA WHY THE IRS IS TAKING A THIRD OF MY MONEY WHEN IT'S JUST GOING TO BE GIVING MOST OF THAT BACK IN 4 MONTHS, OH WAIT I KNOW WHY SO THEY CAN MAKE INTEREST ON MY GODDAMN MONEY GIVE THAT BACK YOU [censored] [censored]
09-28-2007 , 02:36 PM
goofy,

What did you put on your W4? Also, How much is CA state and your local taxes? If you are including the 7.65% FICA then it's not that hard to get to 38%. (I am assuming that you will be in the 28% Federal bracket.)
09-28-2007 , 02:46 PM
NSFW: Natalie Portman Naked


I've heard she did full frontal nude scenes for Closer and then talked the director into not using them.
09-28-2007 , 02:48 PM
who are we atlking about BigPoppa?
09-28-2007 , 02:49 PM
I am confused by the line of conversation.

I got the new neteller card today but I am still confused what it exactly is. Can I use it to pay for [censored] in stores without a fee? Do I use it as a creditcard or an ATM card? Support sucks.
09-28-2007 , 02:49 PM
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who are we atlking about BigPoppa?
I edited in the link
09-28-2007 , 02:50 PM
I forget on the W4, I think I opted for the largest number of exemptions I could get away with so they would withhold less. (edit: 2 exemptions)

On my latest pay statement:
Federal income tax: 20.5%
Social Security tax: 7.3%
Medicare tax: 1.7%
California Income tax: 7.3%
California SUI/SDI tax (what?): 0.7%

Growing up I'd always pictured myself being cool with paying a decent amount of taxes to support the benefits the government provides us, but I guess I've become significantly more disillusioned with the U.S. government since then. Maybe I'll feel better about it after a Democrat gets elected.
09-28-2007 , 02:54 PM
Consider yourself lucky, in Holland higher income tax is like 48%.
09-28-2007 , 03:02 PM
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Consider yourself lucky, in Holland higher income tax is like 48%.
Surely not for Goofy's current pay bracket?

England has an income tax (not including national insurance etc) of 40% max, and this is only if you earn over $80k.
09-28-2007 , 03:03 PM
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I forget on the W4, I think I opted for the largest number of exemptions I could get away with so they would withhold less. (edit: 2 exemptions)

On my latest pay statement:
Federal income tax: 20.5%
Social Security tax: 7.3%
Medicare tax: 1.7%
California Income tax: 7.3%
California SUI/SDI tax (what?): 0.7%

Growing up I'd always pictured myself being cool with paying a decent amount of taxes to support the benefits the government provides us, but I guess I've become significantly more disillusioned with the U.S. government since then. Maybe I'll feel better about it after a Democrat gets elected.
Especially after your 20.5% goes up to 25.5%.
09-28-2007 , 03:05 PM
goofy,

Considering that you will owe that money at the end of the year that wasnt taken out now and for poker the max exemptions are a bad idea.
09-28-2007 , 03:13 PM
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Especially after your 20.5% goes up to 25.5%.
I figured that was coming, I just feel like the government is probably gonna rape me for the rest of my life so I might as well be happy with how they're spending the money.

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goofy,

Considering that you will owe that money at the end of the year that wasnt taken out now and for poker the max exemptions are a bad idea.
What? I plan on getting a fairly large refund come January.
09-28-2007 , 03:39 PM
one of my bday gifts was an mspaint

lol, it was pretty damn awesome... she doesn't even read 2p2
09-28-2007 , 03:44 PM
HAPPY BIRFDAY KEIKIWAI I MADE U A CAKE!













09-28-2007 , 03:54 PM
Hey, is there anyone at NYU who wants to buy $1k FTP off me with cash?

PM me if you're interested.
09-28-2007 , 04:37 PM
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HAPPY BIRFDAY KEIKIWAI I MADE U A CAKE!














09-28-2007 , 04:52 PM
I'm in ur birfday, eatin ur cakes










09-28-2007 , 04:52 PM
Happy birthday Kiki
09-28-2007 , 04:54 PM
im not changing my location. so blog finally updated. i've started to ramble loads.

brag: did edit most typos

      
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