lol, been there done that.

You should go home, sign on, and bust his roll. Then tell him he should have taken your advice.

he was playing at my place. in any event, it's funny to watch him spew and then get in really spots where he has no idea what to do and not say anything.

Is this a bad call down against sweet? Things to consider are that he seems to get extra spastic with deeper stacks and his range is pretty polarized here and not well balanced. He doesn't value bet very well imo especially given his image as a spewtard.

Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $247.80
UTG: $908.90
MP: $1049.40
CO: $836.00
Hero (BTN): $1021.00
SB: $407.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with T K
2 folds, CO raises to $16, Hero calls $16, 2 folds

Flop: ($38.00) 8 6 K (2 players)
CO bets $32, Hero calls $32

Turn: ($102.00) 9 (2 players)
CO bets $80, Hero calls $80

River: ($262.00) 4 (2 players)
CO bets $228, Hero calls $228

I remember seeing a HH with sweet doing that showing up with a random low PP, so probably fine? Though def high variance.

meh, i think the turn call is baaaaaaad vs him. but if you call the turn i guess you gotta call the river. actually nevermind just fold the river too

You think the turn is a fold? I just have a hard time folding to him and figured he could be barreling with flush/straight draws.

ive seen him do that quite a few times and i dont think ive ever seen him 3ball it if he didnt improve

I had this problem, no joke, with my Dad. After repeatedly offering slight bits of advice and getting waved away (he once went mad at me for making him lose a stack with AA all in pre flop, he "Wouldn't have played it that way"). I gave up. It was so frustrating trying to explain the most obvious and basic poker concepts to an otherwise very intelligent man and them just flying over his head. I never tried to say anything complicated just like, don't open limp Q5s UTG, don't slow play a set on a two flush board vs 5 players etc. He busted his roll eventually after a 20 buy in downswing + flipping for the rest of it.

He watched me play a few times, in a $30 SNG I was shoving every single hand on the bubble and he declared me the worst player ever "Why don't you see a flop? That's not poker. I don't know how you win at those." "Erm well if you knew ICM.....nevermind"

He also laughed at me because I went broke for 100 buy ins with AKs vs a total LAgtard. "Another overplayed AK, got what you deserved" (villain had Aq) I really should have challenged him HU4Rollz eh?

Challenged your dad to HU4Rollz? Def. +EV! :P

Tonight for my last session, I played 6870 hands. I got 6676 points. So that's .97 points/hand. That's a little less than normal (considering the double). For the year (without the double) I'm averaging .51/hand.

Hmm for some reason the converter doesn't work. Enjoy.

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1.00 NL (real money)
Table ERUT12524's HE
Hand #P4-71433770-921
Started At 06 Jul 2008 09:36 AM FLE Standard Time
Ended At 06 Jul 2008 09:37 AM FLE Standard Time

Seat 1: drtylbstr [ 8s, Ac ] ($481.65 in chips)
Seat 4: vsv x ($46.70 in chips)
Seat 9: midisun30 ($81.20 in chips)
Seat 10: KAMO1971_x ($281.65 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
vsv x posts small blind ($0.50), midisun30 posts big blind ($1.00).

PRE-FLOP
KAMO1971_x raises $3.00, drtylbstr calls $3.00, vsv x calls $2.50, midisun30 calls $2.00.

FLOP [ board cards Ks,8h,8c ]
vsv x checks, midisun30 bets $12.00, KAMO1971_x raises $175.00, drtylbstr calls $175.00, vsv x folds, midisun30 calls $66.20 and is all-in.

TURN [ board cards Ks,8h,8c,4s ]
KAMO1971_x checks, drtylbstr bets $303.65 and is all-in, KAMO1971_x calls $103.65 and is all-in.

RIVER [ board cards Ks,8h,8c,4s,5d ]

SHOWDOWN
drtylbstr shows [ 8s, Ac ]
midisun30 shows [ Kh, 4d ]
KAMO1971_x shows [ 9h, Kc ]
drtylbstr wins $845.50.

SUMMARY
Dealer: drtylbstr
Pot: $847.50, (including rake: $2.00)
drtylbstr bets $481.65, collects $845.50, net $363.85
vsv x loses $3.00
midisun30 loses $81.20
KAMO1971_x loses $281.65

This felt incredibly satisfying as I had ran terrible the whole session.



All NL100.

and lol @ the high diving thread, it had me laughing hysterically.

july <3




only played 3 days too

starting main event tomorrow, day 1d

quote this post when i final table, thx

TOP PAIR, IT'S THE NUTS

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($287.25)
UTG 1 ($246.20)
Hero ($435.08)
BTN ($197.00)
SB ($190.00)
BB ($30.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is CO 9 7
1 fold, UTG 1 raises to $7, Hero calls $7, 3 folds

Flop: 8 5 Q ($17, 2 players)
UTG 1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: A ($17, 2 players)
UTG 1 checks, Hero checks

River: 6 ($17, 2 players)
UTG 1 bets $17, Hero raises to $428.08, UTG 1 calls $222.20

Final Pot: $684.28
Hero shows: 9 7
UTG 1 shows: 9 A

Hero wins $681.28 ( won $246.20 )
UTG 1 lost -$246.20

Party Poker $200 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $208.85
SB: $209.90
Hero (BB): $200.00
UTG: $200.00
MP: $282.98
CO: $609.55

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with K K
1 fold, MP calls $2, 1 fold, BTN raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20, MP calls $18, BTN calls $14

Flop: ($61.00) 2 Q Q (3 players)
Hero checks, MP checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($61.00) K (3 players)
Hero bets $34, MP calls $34, BTN folds

River: ($129.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $146 all in, MP calls $146

Obv this **** means im running at expectation

good luck man

wee not too often you actually win a stack when you get one of these flops


$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($103.16)
UTG 1 ($100.00)
CO ($84.52)
BTN ($82.65)
SB ($102.00)
Hero ($131.00)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is BB T J
UTG raises to $3.50, UTG 1 calls $3.50, CO calls $3.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: J J J ($14.50, 4 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG 1 checks, CO bets $1, Hero raises to $8, UTG calls $8, UTG 1 folds, CO folds

Turn: K ($31.50, 2 players)
Hero bets $22, UTG raises to $91.66, Hero calls $69.66

River: 6 ($214.82, 2 players)

Final Pot: $214.82
UTG shows: A A
Hero shows: T J

Hero wins $211.82 ( won $108.66 )
UTG lost -$103.16
UTG 1 lost -$3.50
CO lost -$4.50

Nice over the last 12000 hands im down -800d with KK alone, pretty sick.

Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (MP): $200
CO: $276.65
BTN: $146.35
SB: $359.04
BB: $231
UTG: $704.80

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $7, CO folds, BTN calls $7, 2 folds

Flop: ($17) 7 K 3 (2 Players)
Hero bets $12, BTN calls $12

Turn: ($41) 9 (2 Players)
Hero bets $32, BTN calls $32

River: ($105) 3 (2 Players)
Hero bets $24, BTN raises to $54, Hero raises to $149 and is All-In, BTN calls $41.35 and is All-In

Results: $295.70 Pot
Hero showed K K (a full house, Kings full of Threes) and WON $53.65 (-$92.70 NET)
BTN showed 3 3 (four of a kind, Threes) and WON $292.70 (+$146.35 NET)



Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $229.40
BB: $139.09
UTG: $208.63
MP: $172.19
Hero (CO): $259.50
BTN: $200

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG folds, MP raises to $7, Hero raises to $21, 3 folds, MP raises to $172.19 and is All-In, Hero calls $151.19

Flop: ($347.38) 4 9 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($347.38) 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($347.38) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $347.38 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP showed A A (two pairs, Aces and Eights) and WON $344.38 (+$172.19 NET)
Hero showed K K (two pairs, Kings and Eights) and LOST (-$172.19 NET)


Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $27
Hero (UTG): $200
MP: $225.55
CO: $49.85
BTN: $200
SB: $300.01

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $7, MP calls $7, CO calls $7, BTN calls $7, 2 folds

Flop: ($31) Q 7 2 (4 Players)
Hero bets $24, MP calls $24, CO calls $24, BTN folds

Turn: ($103) 6 (3 Players)
Hero bets $73, MP raises to $146, CO calls $18.85 and is All-In, Hero calls $96 and is All-In, MP calls $23

River: ($459.85) A (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $459.85 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked K K (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$200 NET)
MP showed Q Q (three of a kind, Queens) and WON $456.85 (+$256.85 NET)
CO mucked 8 Q (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$49.85 NET)



Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $200
BB: $208.65
UTG: $292
MP: $403.30
CO: $387.10
Hero (BTN): $200

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, MP raises to $8, CO folds, Hero raises to $24, 2 folds, MP calls $16

Flop: ($51) 9 7 6 (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $32, MP raises to $84, Hero raises to $176 and is All-In, MP calls $92

Turn: ($403) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($403) A (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $403 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
MP showed 6 7 (two pairs, Sevens and Sixes) and WON $399.50 (+$199.50 NET)
Hero mucked K K (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$200 NET)



Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $309.34
BB: $339.86
UTG: $266.90
CO: $114.81
Hero (BTN): $269.15

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG raises to $7, CO calls $7, Hero raises to $30, 2 folds, UTG raises to $100, CO folds, Hero raises to $269.15 and is All-In, UTG calls $166.90 and is All-In

Flop: ($543.80) J A 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($543.80) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($543.80) Q (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $543.80 Pot ($2 Rake)
UTG showed Q J (a full house, Jacks full of Queens) and WON $541.80 (+$274.90 NET)
Hero showed K K (two pairs, Kings and Jacks) and LOST (-$266.90 NET)




Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $651.97
Hero (SB): $306.05
BB: $80.23
UTG: $366.78
CO: $199.75

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG calls $2, CO folds, BTN raises to $9, Hero raises to $32, 2 folds, BTN calls $23

Flop: ($68) Q T 2 (2 Players)
Hero bets $42, BTN raises to $102, Hero raises to $274.05 and is All-In, BTN calls $172.05

Turn: ($616.10) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($616.10) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $616.10 Pot ($2.50 Rake)
BTN showed Q Q (three of a kind, Queens) and WON $613.60 (+$307.55 NET)
Hero mucked K K (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$306.05 NET)

Live poker is awesome, imo.

Played 2/5 for like 7 hours and dropped $500, then managed to drop like another $400 shortstacking 1/3 at Snipe and super-drunk RiverFenix's table. I think the 2/5 losses were just from not ever winning a single big pot. The biggest win I can remember is a soul-owning where some kid to my right limped the 2nd hand in a row and I raised him the 2nd hand in a row with AThh to $25, he calls. Flop J96ss, check check. Turn 9x, he check-calls $30. River 8x, he donks $60 - wait wat? I think for awhile and say "this is probably the stupidest call I've ever made" and call. He tables A5ss, ship the pot. His girlfriend was sitting behind him so he had to explained how badly he just got owned to her.

My table eventually breaks so I go to play with Snipe and RiverFenix at 1/3 and buy for $100. I get down to about $60 before RF opens, a couple people call, Snipe RRs to $40, I shove AA for $60, some guy cold calls, Snipe calls, flop is checked around and the other guy bets the turn K and Snipe folds, and I hold vs his QQ and triple up to almost $200.

Not long after, I get 66 and RiverFenix opens to like $12 or something, a few ppl call, I call. Flop 643, checked to me on the button, I bet $25 into $30something, he raises to $75, I shove for almost $200, he calls. A5 gets there.

I rebuy for $100, get JJ in pre against an even shorter stack than mine who shoves for like $45 with A2s, I lose.

I tilt-shove KT on a J99 flop when some stupid **** donks for $10 into a $30 pot after I had minraised pre, her 97 holds.

I open QQ to $10 early, 4-5 people call. I shove Jxx flop for a small overbet of $60 or something, get called by AJ and lose.

I open 99, a bunch of people call. The same **** from the 97 hand donks for $25 on a 876cc flop and calls my shove to $80 while a super hot girl (pics will be coming as Snipe got her Facebook info and is friending her) who had absolutely no business being at a poker table by herself at 6am (especially when she's not even very good as her preflop call here shows) cold-calls the shove for like $30. I lose the main pot to super hot chick's Q2cc (runner runner clubs obv) but manage to hold against stupid ****'s T6.

So yeah, poker is ****ing stupid, and I have to wake up in like 4-6 hours to make the 8 hour drive home.

Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $744.05
SB: $390.10
BB: $200.00
Hero (UTG): $795.20
CO: $550.00

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with Q A
Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, SB calls $12, 1 fold

Flop: ($32.00) 5 Q J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $18, SB calls $18

Turn: ($68.00) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $44, SB calls $44

River: ($156.00) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $100, SB calls $100




ty?

SIGH. is this standard vs some random with an intellipoker avatar?

Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $269.20
UTG: $236.00
MP: $407.10
Hero (CO): $392.00
BTN: $461.10
SB: $202.00

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with K Q
1 fold, MP calls $4, Hero raises to $18, 3 folds, MP calls $14

Flop: ($42.00) T 9 5 (2 players)
MP bets $4, Hero raises to $38, MP calls $34

Turn: ($118.00) K (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $65, MP calls $65

River: ($248.00) 2 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $140, MP raises to $286.10 all in, Hero folds

And for my third post in a row, does anyone know how to use poker ev or PT2 or whatever to find out how much money I've won in the last little while when I get all in on the flop with a flush draw?

Lol, yes. Export your pt2 db into HM.