It was a misclick guv, honest

p.s apologies, but need to mix it up on a small network for metagame purposes

god why are nits so bad at poker

edit: response to mdom halo hand

my well isnt in the sticky

You did a well? Who the hell are you anyhow?

yay for july

wtf

Full Tilt Poker Game #7078082180: Table Matheson (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:07:09 ET - 2008/07/04
Seat 1: 2tankbank2 ($37.65)
Seat 2: Pegs13 ($100)
Seat 3: mattias8 ($97.50)
Seat 4: kaikai13 ($40)
Seat 5: WhyDaddyDrinks ($348.05)
Seat 6: HGBigDog ($124.35)
2tankbank2 posts the small blind of $0.50
Pegs13 posts the big blind of $1
5 seconds left to act
kaikai13 is sitting out
Time has expired
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HGBigDog [8s Td]
kaikai13 has returned
mattias8 folds
WhyDaddyDrinks folds
HGBigDog raises to $3.50
2tankbank2 calls $3
Pegs13 adds $1
Pegs13 folds
*** FLOP *** [6c 8c 4s]
2tankbank2 checks
HGBigDog bets $5
2tankbank2 raises to $10
HGBigDog raises to $120.85, and is all in
2tankbank2 calls $24.15, and is all in
HGBigDog shows [8s Td]
2tankbank2 shows [Ts 5s]
Uncalled bet of $86.70 returned to HGBigDog
*** TURN *** [6c 8c 4s] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [6c 8c 4s 6s] [7d]
HGBigDog shows two pair, Eights and Sixes
2tankbank2 shows a straight, Eight high
2tankbank2 wins the pot ($73.30) with a straight, Eight high
HGBigDog adds $13.30
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $76.30 | Rake $3
Board: [6c 8c 4s 6s 7d]
Seat 1: 2tankbank2 (small blind) showed [Ts 5s] and won ($73.30) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 2: Pegs13 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: mattias8 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: kaikai13 is sitting out
Seat 5: WhyDaddyDrinks didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: HGBigDog (button) showed [8s Td] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sixes

[x] we has a gutshot

wuts up everyone i'm in ny city and i'm drunk.

**** july


also -3.5BI KK < AA

oh ty
PokerStars Game #18569405278: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/07/04 - 01:28:59 (ET)
Table 'Felicia II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: gwv_mowerman ($83.40 in chips)
Seat 2: rdegs21 ($412 in chips)
Seat 4: psuNYY51 ($787.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Sweet.kr ($1032.50 in chips)
Seat 6: mdom ($550.50 in chips)
gwv_mowerman: posts small blind $2
rdegs21: posts big blind $4
stackthefelt: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mdom [7c 7h]
psuNYY51: folds
Sweet.kr: folds
mdom: raises $8 to $12
gwv_mowerman: folds
rdegs21: raises $400 to $412 and is all-in
mdom: calls $400
*** FLOP *** [Jd Ac Ks]
*** TURN *** [Jd Ac Ks] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Ac Ks 7d] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rdegs21: shows [6s 6d] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
mdom: shows [7c 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Kings)
mdom collected $824 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $826 | Rake $2
Board [Jd Ac Ks 7d Kh]
Seat 1: gwv_mowerman (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: rdegs21 (big blind) showed [6s 6d] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 4: psuNYY51 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Sweet.kr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: mdom (button) showed [7c 7h] and won ($824) with a full house, Sevens full of Kings

oh ty part 2

PokerStars Game #18569425819: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/07/04 - 01:30:29 (ET)
Table 'Felicia II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: gwv_mowerman ($81.40 in chips)
Seat 4: psuNYY51 ($791.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Sweet.kr ($1026.50 in chips)
Seat 6: mdom ($964.50 in chips)
mdom: posts small blind $2
gwv_mowerman: posts big blind $4
stackthefelt: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mdom [Qh Qs]
psuNYY51: folds
Sweet.kr: raises $12 to $16
kingkongxlon joins the table at seat #2
mdom: raises $40 to $56
gwv_mowerman: folds
Sweet.kr: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [6d 2h Ah]
mdom: bets $80
Sweet.kr: raises $100 to $180
mdom: calls $100
*** TURN *** [6d 2h Ah] [Jd]
mdom: checks
Sweet.kr: bets $248
mdom: calls $248
*** RIVER *** [6d 2h Ah Jd] [2d]
mdom: checks
Sweet.kr: bets $542.50 and is all-in
mdom: calls $480.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($62) returned to Sweet.kr
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sweet.kr: shows [4c 4d] (two pair, Fours and Deuces)
mdom: shows [Qh Qs] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
mdom collected $1931 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1933 | Rake $2
Board [6d 2h Ah Jd 2d]
Seat 1: gwv_mowerman (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: psuNYY51 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Sweet.kr (button) showed [4c 4d] and lost with two pair, Fours and Deuces
Seat 6: mdom (small blind) showed [Qh Qs] and won ($1931) with two pair, Queens and Deuces

first lol


mdom ur hands never disappoint.

ROFL

The ol' 1 - 2 Teddy....oh wait

clayton HAVE MY CHILDRREN

PokerStars Game #18569515715: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/07/04 - 01:37:01 (ET)
Table 'Schlutia' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: mdorekid ($38 in chips)
Seat 2: KAZA1EX ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 3: theStarInMe ($100.50 in chips)
Seat 4: KC Rounder18 ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: spiveydinho ($115.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Bronco133 ($61.45 in chips)
theStarInMe: posts small blind $0.50
KC Rounder18: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to spiveydinho [Ah Js]
spiveydinho: raises $2 to $3
Bronco133: calls $3
mdorekid: folds
KAZA1EX: folds
theStarInMe: calls $2.50
KC Rounder18: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qh Jh]
theStarInMe: checks
KC Rounder18: checks
spiveydinho: bets $8
Bronco133: calls $8
theStarInMe: folds
KC Rounder18: folds
*** TURN *** [Qc Qh Jh] [6d]
spiveydinho: bets $18
Bronco133: calls $18
*** RIVER *** [Qc Qh Jh 6d] [As]
spiveydinho: bets $33
Bronco133: calls $32.45 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.55) returned to spiveydinho
*** SHOW DOWN ***
spiveydinho: shows [Ah Js] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Bronco133: shows [Qd Tc] (three of a kind, Queens)
Bronco133 collected $125.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $128.90 | Rake $3
Board [Qc Qh Jh 6d As]
Seat 1: mdorekid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: KAZA1EX (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: theStarInMe (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: KC Rounder18 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: spiveydinho showed [Ah Js] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 6: Bronco133 showed [Qd Tc] and won ($125.90) with three of a kind, Queens

is this too thin vs asuspected tard

flop/turn are beautiful, c/c river - Jx isn't paying you off anymore, some draws missed though and will def bet that card

ez game amirite

PokerStars Game #18569880977: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/07/04 - 02:04:36 (ET)
Table 'Polyxo II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Wakeboarrder ($118.95 in chips)
Seat 2: pablostar ($245.15 in chips)
Seat 3: Housegamer ($94 in chips)
Seat 4: qqch13 ($99.50 in chips)
Seat 5: spiveydinho ($200.60 in chips)
Seat 6: ETUSPO ($54.10 in chips)
pablostar: posts small blind $0.50
Housegamer: posts big blind $1
ETUSPO: posts small & big blinds $1.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to spiveydinho [7c 8c]
qqch13: folds
spiveydinho: raises $3 to $4
ETUSPO: calls $3
Wakeboarrder: folds
pablostar: folds
Housegamer: folds
*** FLOP *** [6s 5c 9d]
spiveydinho: bets $7
ETUSPO: calls $7
*** TURN *** [6s 5c 9d] [8d]
spiveydinho: bets $18
ETUSPO: calls $18
*** RIVER *** [6s 5c 9d 8d] [7s]
spiveydinho: bets $25
ETUSPO: calls $24.60 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.40) returned to spiveydinho
*** SHOW DOWN ***
spiveydinho: shows [7c 8c] (a straight, Five to Nine)
ETUSPO: shows [Ah 9h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
spiveydinho collected $53.10 from pot
ETUSPO collected $53.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $109.20 | Rake $3
Board [6s 5c 9d 8d 7s]
Seat 1: Wakeboarrder (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pablostar (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Housegamer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: qqch13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: spiveydinho showed [7c 8c] and won ($53.10) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 6: ETUSPO showed [Ah 9h] and won ($53.10) with a straight, Five to Nine

i considered c/c'ing river, i guess i figured since he was a donk (i think he may have been limping/calling too much) that he'd look me up with Jx getting 3:1 on the river after the flush draw missed.

i've got a wtsd over 31% so far this month (like 3k hands). calling station imo.

here are a couple of hands i'd like to know people's thoughts on.

the first one has pretty weird action on the flop, so make sure not to misread it. no read on the pfr in the first one, the player that shoves is a huge donk.

POKERSTARS GAME #18569654303: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/07/04 - 01:47:13 (ET)
Table 'Polyxo II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Wakeboarrder ($101.35 in chips)
Seat 2: pablostar ($244.60 in chips)
Seat 3: alitostar ($107.80 in chips)
Seat 4: papasmuff123 ($42.50 in chips)
Seat 5: spiveydinho ($104.95 in chips)
Seat 6: lledney ($98.50 in chips)
Wakeboarrder: posts small blind $0.50
pablostar: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to spiveydinho [Kd Qs]
alitostar: raises $4 to $5
papasmuff123: calls $5
spiveydinho: calls $5
lledney: folds
Wakeboarrder: folds
pablostar: folds
*** FLOP *** [2d Th Ks]
alitostar: checks
papasmuff123: checks
spiveydinho: bets $12
alitostar: calls $12
papasmuff123: raises $25.50 to $37.50 and is all-in
spiveydinho: calls $25.50
alitostar: calls $25.50
*** TURN *** [2d Th Ks] [6d]
alitostar: checks
spiveydinho: checks
*** RIVER *** [2d Th Ks 6d] [4d]
alitostar: checks
spiveydinho: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
alitostar: shows [Qc Jd] (high card King)
papasmuff123: mucks hand
spiveydinho: shows [Kd Qs] (a pair of Kings)
spiveydinho collected $126 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $129 | Rake $3
Board [2d Th Ks 6d 4d]
Seat 1: Wakeboarrder (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: pablostar (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: alitostar showed [Qc Jd] and lost with high card King
Seat 4: papasmuff123 mucked [9s Js]
Seat 5: spiveydinho showed [Kd Qs] and won ($126) with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: lledney (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

second hand, does anyone like a call pf, knowing that BB won't bluff postflop (if so, would you fold to a lead on this type of board?)? BB is a TAG.

POKERSTARS GAME #18569781048: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/07/04 - 01:56:49 (ET)
Table 'Polyxo II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Wakeboarrder ($102.90 in chips)
Seat 2: pablostar ($241.60 in chips)
Seat 3: Housegamer ($96.90 in chips)
Seat 4: qqch13 ($99.50 in chips)
Seat 5: spiveydinho ($203.60 in chips)
Seat 6: richye82 ($18 in chips)
richye82: posts small blind $0.50
Wakeboarrder: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to spiveydinho [Js Jd]
pablostar: folds
Housegamer: folds
qqch13: folds
spiveydinho: raises $2 to $3
richye82: raises $4 to $7
Wakeboarrder: raises $16 to $23
spiveydinho: folds
richye82: calls $11 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($5) returned to Wakeboarrder
*** FLOP *** [8c 4h 9h]
*** TURN *** [8c 4h 9h] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 4h 9h 3h] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
richye82: shows [As Kc] (high card Ace)
Wakeboarrder: shows [Th Tc] (a pair of Tens)
Wakeboarrder collected $37.05 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $39 | Rake $1.95
Board [8c 4h 9h 3h 7s]
Seat 1: Wakeboarrder (big blind) showed [Th Tc] and won ($37.05) with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: pablostar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Housegamer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: qqch13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: spiveydinho (button) folded before Flop
Seat 6: richye82 (small blind) showed [As Kc] and lost with high card Ace

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $2(BB) Everest Game#3436409168

SB ($134.60)
BB ($199)
UTG ($204.35)
Hero ($199)
CO ($190)
BTN ($258.70)

Dealt to Hero 45

call, Hero raises to $9, fold, fold, fold, fold, call,

FLOP ($21) T3K

check, Hero bets $14, UTG calls $14,

TURN ($49) T3K5

check, Hero bets $33, UTG calls $33,

RIVER ($115) T3K57

UTG bets $37, Hero raises to $143, UTG raises to $148.35,

UTG shows 2K
(Flop 95.7%, Turn 88.6%)

Hero shows 45
(Flop 4.3%, Turn 11.4%)

UTG wins $398


villain is 39/5... standard? i hate running bad when taking shots

I know most of you guys are already balla's and probably not interested but:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=241615

gr how am i this ****ing bad

ok looks like i'm not going to be moving up quite yet

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $2(BB) Everest Game#3436434511

SB ($312.65)
BB ($391)
UTG ($326.25)
Hero ($199)
CO ($197)
BTN ($204.35)

Dealt to Hero QQ

UTG raises to $6, Hero raises to $21, fold, fold, fold, fold, call,

FLOP ($45) J3K

check, check,

TURN ($45) J3K2

UTG bets $30, Hero calls $30,

RIVER ($105) J3K23

UTG bets $105, Hero calls $105,

UTG shows 22
(Flop 8.4%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero shows QQ
(Flop 91.6%, Turn 4.5%)

UTG wins $312