you are ****ing crazy

lolol wraths

Also, this song was a pretty big hit at the house. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBAZfgMK5TQ

EDIT: I would be in bed already but I made a video and was changing it from .camtasia form or whatever to the movie one. It was at like 65% done and I restarted computer like a ****ing moron cus ITUNES IS GAY. So I spent another hour or so doing that. Now it is at 64% uploading yay!

wraths is easily my favorite poster in the cheese thread, followed closely by ofishstix.

i hate nits, i said to my friend on msn "i am about to lose to quads", its also the 3rd last hand of this awesome session

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $515.50
UTG: $378.50
CO: $353.75
Hero (BTN): $208.80
SB: $93.55

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, 1 fold, BB calls $5

Flop: ($15.00) 4 4 Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB calls $12

Turn: ($39.00) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $34, BB raises to $141, Hero raises to $189.80 all in, BB calls $48.80

River: ($418.60) 6

Spivey is not amused.

Spivey definitely owns me when he is on his A game imo. I was going to find an email I wrote to FTP about their games being rigged ~3 months ago. I think the general consensus around here though is that they def. are rigged. Should move all $ over to PS ASAP.

Yes, all FT regs go to PS, definitely +EV for you.

iTunes sucks so much dick. Once, I used Apple's updater to update iTunes and it corrupted my Windows installation.

I guess you play FTP? Why exactly?

LOL Gus Hansen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWy_0_r3pJI

WOW this has to be IMSA's favorite player.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlHUU...eature=related

I think almost everything is better at FT except customer service and the Ironman/VPIP program. Granted, those are two big things, but there's a ton of little stuff that I like more about FT. It'd also be nice if the player pool was comparable but whatever.

Have you seen this gem?
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ght=gus+hansen

One of the most painful interviews ever imo



QFOooh

Correct answer was AVATARS WITH EMOTIONS ldo

LMAO best interview ever. Srsly, wtf goes through your head as you are answering these questions. Could goofyballer = next Gus Hansen!?

I think Gus is thinking, "uhh uhhh where are you from uhhh?" (with a lot of moving your head back and forth)

And, easily.

94% done. WEEEEEEE.

Can Pat Southern please confirm that Aussie girls are 100x hotter than American girls on average?

ratatattatta thats just the way it is

month so far.

hm im 40 wwsf over last 5k hands which im down 4bi, for the month im around 45 wwsf

is this realyl weird or does that happen a lot to you guys

Lost 3 buyins in the first minute of my session tonight highlighted by this gem.

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $197
SB: $369
BB: $282.35
UTG: $200

Pre-Flop: T Q dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $6, SB folds, BB calls $4

Flop: ($13) T J 7 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB raises to $16, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($45) T (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $30, BB raises to $80, Hero raises to $175 and is All-In, BB calls $95

River: ($395) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $395 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero mucked T Q and LOST (-$197 NET)
BB showed 8 7 (a straight, Seven to Jack) and WON $393 (+$196 NET)


And finished the session with this. Oh and got called a fish twice



Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $308.55
Hero (BB): $326.40
UTG: $137.05
CO: $469.45
BTN: $194

Pre-Flop: 5 K dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, CO raises to $6, BTN folds, SB calls $5, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($18) 5 A K (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: ($18) K (3 Players)
SB bets $12, Hero raises to $46, CO calls $46, SB calls $34

River: ($156) 4 (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $274.40 and is All-In, CO calls $274.40, SB calls $256.55 and is All-In

Results: $961.35 Pot ($2 Rake)
SB mucked 5 5 and LOST (-$308.55 NET)
Hero showed 5 K (a full house, Kings full of Fives) and WON $959.35 (+$632.95 NET)
CO mucked J K and LOST (-$326.40 NET)

**** me in every way.

first, i lose to austin (wraths)

second, i went to a club tonight and everyone was there with their gf or was able to meet ppl but i wasnt drunk enough so **** meeeeeee.

third, as i was on the elevator back to my room there was a cute girl in the eleveator with me. it was 430 am, and as we were both going up very high, we had lots of time together. she put one of her ipod headphones in my ear and we hatted for a minute and iu left when i got to my floor. **** me. im at the exact level of drunkeness where im too drunk to be aware of wahts up byut too drunk to think logically about hwo to get her to my room. so i ordered room service instead. holllllllller/.


that paragraph lacked sense. im not drunk enough to realize she was super flirty and too drunk to realize i should make a move. either way,**** me like whoa.

sup, this is the 1st time ive played 6max in about a week, not sure about this hand, is it std???? villain is 18/15/3.5 reg, knows i 3bet light/spew pf blah blah blah all that crap

No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $520.1
CO: $414.6
Button: $386
SB: $414
Hero: $400

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with Q Q
UTG raises to $16, 3 folds, Hero raises to $48, UTG calls.

Flop: 3 J T ($90, 2 players)
Hero bets $64, UTG raises all-in $472.1, Hero calls.

edit: also, hows the flop line? should i even bet here? ****, ive forgotten how to play!

yah, std unless there are crazy reads you forgottomention

ty, nah there werent any, he had TT ldo. meh, back to 1/2 for a while.

It's like insanely obvious the guy hit a set, but does anyone not call?

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $549.70
BTN: $240.95
SB: $198.90
Hero (BB): $219.55
UTG: $84.70
MP: $80.85

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with A Q
UTG raises to $6, 2 folds, BTN calls $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $26, UTG calls $20, BTN calls $20

Flop: ($79.00) A 4 8 (3 players)
Hero bets $60, UTG calls $58.70 all in, BTN raises to $214.95 all in, Hero calls $133.55 all in

Turn: ($524.80) 9

River: ($524.80) 4

easy laydown imo unless villain is a spewtard, board is dry.