Thats just fish-talk.

why would you want to quit when poker is like printing money!



beat: 20s, i know i know.

^^ haha nice

Keyser sauce

Quick! I need poker music. Something like a mix between Dropkick Murphys (songs like Watch your Back), Cradle of Filth and Anal **** (or NOFX). I want the energy of Dropkick Murphys, rhythm of Cradle of Filth and great singing from Anal **** / NOFX. Suggestions?

EDIT: Wtf? **** is censored but bitch isn't? I mean Anal [something that rhymes with stunt]

Presidents of the USA - Peaches.

BEST SONG EVUR!

MILLIONS OF PEACHES, PEACHES FOR ME
MILLIONS OF PEACHES, PEACHES FOR FREE

LOOK OUT!

try out the bands bigwig or strike anywhere

"Poker has nothing to do with good luck or bad luck, fairness or
unfairness;
and there is no such thing as the unbelievable. "

My bankroll to whoever figures out who told me that.

EDIT: Nice new avatar Ivan. I wish I was gay enough to think of that first!

fgators?

Irieguy. next time don't offer your bankroll on something that can be google searched :-)

http://donkraftpoker.com/the-differe...nd-failure/30/

sweet christ, the NL games on FT are horrible right now. Just watched 21 and want to gamble. PLO it is.

I had a dream, which was not all a dream.
The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars
Did wander darkling in the eternal space,
Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth
Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air;
Morn came and went--and came, and brought no day,
And men forgot their passions in the dread
Of this their desolation; and all hearts
Were chill'd into a selfish prayer for light:
And they did live by watchfires--and the thrones,
The palaces of crowned kings--the huts,
The habitations of all things which dwell,
Were burnt for beacons; cities were consumed,
And men were gathered round their blazing homes
To look once more into each other's face;
Happy were those who dwelt within the eye
Of the volcanos, and their mountain-torch:
A fearful hope was all the world contain'd;
Forests were set on fire--but hour by hour
They fell and faded--and the crackling trunks
Extinguish'd with a crash--and all was black.
The brows of men by the despairing light
Wore an unearthly aspect, as by fits
The flashes fell upon them; some lay down
And hid their eyes and wept; and some did rest
Their chins upon their clenched hands, and smiled;
And others hurried to and fro, and fed
Their funeral piles with fuel, and looked up
With mad disquietude on the dull sky,
The pall of a past world; and then again
With curses cast them down upon the dust,
And gnash'd their teeth and howl'd: the wild birds shriek'd,
And, terrified, did flutter on the ground,
And flap their useless wings; the wildest brutes
Came tame and tremulous; and vipers crawl'd
And twined themselves among the multitude,
Hissing, but stingless--they were slain for food.
And War, which for a moment was no more,
Did glut himself again;--a meal was bought
With blood, and each sate sullenly apart
Gorging himself in gloom: no love was left;
All earth was but one thought--and that was death,
Immediate and inglorious; and the pang
Of famine fed upon all entrails--men
Died, and their bones were tombless as their flesh;
The meagre by the meagre were devoured,
Even dogs assail'd their masters, all save one,
And he was faithful to a corse, and kept
The birds and beasts and famish'd men at bay,
Till hunger clung them, or the dropping dead
Lured their lank jaws; himself sought out no food,
But with a piteous and perpetual moan,
And a quick desolate cry, licking the hand
Which answered not with a caress--he died.
The crowd was famish'd by degrees; but two
Of an enormous city did survive,
And they were enemies: they met beside
The dying embers of an altar-place
Where had been heap'd a mass of holy things
For an unholy usage; they raked up,
And shivering scraped with their cold skeleton hands
The feeble ashes, and their feeble breath
Blew for a little life, and made a flame
Which was a mockery; then they lifted up
Their eyes as it grew lighter, and beheld
Each other's aspects--saw, and shriek'd, and died--
Even of their mutual hideousness they died,
Unknowing who he was upon whose brow
Famine had written Fiend. The world was void,
The populous and the powerful--was a lump,
Seasonless, herbless, treeless, manless, lifeless--
A lump of death--a chaos of hard clay.
The rivers, lakes, and ocean all stood still,
And nothing stirred within their silent depths;
Ships sailorless lay rotting on the sea,
And their masts fell down piecemeal: as they dropp'd
They slept on the abyss without a surge--
The waves were dead; the tides were in their grave,
The moon their mistress had expir'd before;
The winds were withered in the stagnant air,
And the clouds perish'd; Darkness had no need
Of aid from them--She was the Universe.

Wrong. This really saddened me though that it was stolen. Check PMs.

Just put in a sweeet 500 hand session where I lost 5 buy-ins and lost 8 pots larger than my largest winning pot!! This included AA getting setmined in three 3-bet pots and 2 more OPs losing to flopped trips in 3-bet pots- both to a preflop nit postflop idiot where I didn't even think the trip hand was in his range.

Poker is awesome.

QUADS NO GOOT?

Hero: 77, raises UTG, 2 callers

flop: 778
bet, call, call

turn: 6
bet, call, fold

river: 3
shove for 1/2 psb, call, Hero loses to 9T

brag: quads
beat: lost
variance: only cost 50BB

further beat: thought quads > sf for a second

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG: $200.00
MP: $115.70
CO: $210.60
BTN: $521.15
SB: $475.60
Hero (BB): $374.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 7 J
4 folds, SB raises to $4, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($8.00) K 8 K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($8.00) J (2 players)
SB bets $10, Hero calls $10

River: ($28.00) K (2 players)
SB bets $90, Hero folds



hmmmm

zomg bigwig is the greatest band that no one has heard of...try suicide machines-destruction by definition, any millencolin, flogging molly if you like dropkick, vandals, and if you dont have it get the decline by nofx.

Absolute Poker $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Villain (BTN/SB): $3786.90
HERO (BB): $2219.80

Pre Flop: HERO is BB with Q 9
Villain raises to $23, HERO calls $17

Flop: ($46.00) 6 3 J (2 players)
HERO bets $45, Villain raises to $90, HERO raises to $320, Villain raises to $640, HERO raises to $2196.80 all in, Villain calls $1556.80

Turn: ($4439.60) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($4439.60) K (2 players - 1 is all in)



Ya, I'm a spewtard, wanna make something of it.

Oh, and I definitely put him on AK

wtf is this

i feel like theyre not too well known outside of nj. in high school, though, my friends and i saw them 11 times. ive been wearing my bigwig hoodie prolly 100 days a year for the past 7 years.

ya i guess because im from tx that nobody knows them...saw them with less than jake about 4 years ago, one of the best shows ive ever been to for sure.

carrotfish making losing plays like usual

HU4Rollz orange ? Give ya 1.1 to 1

ill put up to 3k on carrot. quote this to accept.