how awesome, just lost all my notes on everyone. i had them all colour coded and paragraphs off stuff on nearly everyone. also,

[x]moving back down to 1/2 due to breaking even at 5/10 for ages which is boring.

Here's a tip for any of you. Call a 4bet against me. I will have AK every time and you will somehow flop a pair no matter what your hand is.

Can anybody else give me comments on these?

Hands: 9,332
Vol Put in Pot: 27.56
Vol Put in from SB: 26.36
Folded SB to Steal: 84.46
Folded BB to Steal: 78.18
Attn to Steal Blinds: 44.28
Won $ WSF%: 38.94
Amount Won: (-384.00)
BB/100: -2.06
Went to SD%: 27.43
Won $ SD%: 52.04
PF Raise: 23.57
PF AF: 4.73
Flop AF: 4.87
Turn AF: 1.18
River AF: 1.73
Total AF: 3.89
Total Rake: 638.75

To defend myself I have been table selecting better and am sitting with usually one regular, one huge horrible nit that doesn't deserve to be called a regular, and three humongous stations that won't fold any pair or AK/AQ on any board so I feel like my turn aggression is low because I know I'm getting called when I'm betting 44 into a Q1057 board.

for those that dont know: BobbyLight = FGators

Unbeatable strategy: never folding on the flop and hitting the turn everytime

PokerStars Game #16601451746: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/04/09 - 11:37:56 (ET)
Table 'Pierretta V' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: PrnceImrahil ($400 in chips)
Seat 2: bono143 ($319.40 in chips)
Seat 3: werner DE ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: clapper100 ($584 in chips)
Seat 6: BadHopes ($541 in chips)
werner DE: posts small blind $2
clapper100: posts big blind $4
billyjex: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PrnceImrahil [Qh Qs]
BadHopes: folds
PrnceImrahil: raises $10 to $14
bono143: calls $14
werner DE: folds
clapper100: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd 4h 5s]
PrnceImrahil: bets $20
bono143: calls $20
*** TURN *** [Jd 4h 5s] [Kd]
PrnceImrahil: checks
bono143: bets $4
PrnceImrahil: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [Jd 4h 5s Kd] [3c]
PrnceImrahil: bets $60
bono143: calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PrnceImrahil: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
bono143: shows [Kc Qd] (a pair of Kings)
PrnceImrahil said, "nbfxgn \bf"
PrnceImrahil said, "gc'"
PrnceImrahil said, "."
PrnceImrahil said, "r nb.d;ng"
bono143 collected $200 from pot
PrnceImrahil said, "s/.tfd"
PrnceImrahil said, "bn"
PrnceImrahil said, "gfz/n"
PrnceImrahil said, "\"
PrnceImrahil said, "fdz/"
*** SUMMARY ***

whatever i play so bad i deserve to have donks suck out on me everyhand

lol

I love poker.

i think streaming country music is the answer on how to not tilt.

new country or old country?

only new, never experienced old country.

it just makes you feel so god damn warm and fuzzy inside that its impossible to harbor bad feelings.

I'm 4-tabling NL50 because I can't get my hud to work.

bobby/FG. You attempt to steal is high. That's a good thing if your post-flop game is solid. I suspect it might not be. So either steal less in LP or be willing to fire more 2nd/3rd barrels when your CB gets called.

What are won$WSF % by position?

Country in general puts me on life tilt

After running like crap yesterday, I find 2 fish at a 2/4 table. Hilarity ensues.
<3 Cake.

UTG: $553.10
Hero (MP): $525.50
CO: $172.10
BTN: $286.20
SB: $425.70
BB: $233.50

Pre Flop: Hero is MP with Q Q
1 fold, Hero raises to $14, 1 fold, BTN calls $14, SB calls $14, 1 fold

Flop: ($46.00) Q T 2 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $35, BTN calls $35, SB folds

Turn: ($116.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $70, BTN raises to $237.20, Hero snapfistpump calls $167.20

River: ($590.40) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $590.40
Hero shows Qd Qc (four of a kind, Queens)
BTN shows 7d 8h (two pair, Queens and Twos)
Hero wins $587.40
(Rake: $3.00)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Another fun day at good ol' 1/2.
(All of it is 1/2, even the end).

Start at hand 5k next time holy ****

Wow you must have felt ****ing invincible near the end

My gawd nice rush.

Why oh why did I decide to play a donkament?

so i made 5k today while sleeping. aka my tax situation isnt f'd up. you were right bilbo...

i woke up to an email from my mom.

subject: "Tax Info - Happy Day! Good News!"

Great news. You can file for an extension based on
the corrected amount for your tax return, and not pay
any additional tax. You will prepare a new W2-G form
that has XXX's SS # and his portion of the earnings.
You will send one copy to XXX and one copy plus a 1096
transmittal form to the IRS.

I have ordered the W2-G and 1096 forms, which should
arrive within 10 business days. I will file your
extension in the next couple of days.

Now go celebrate!

i've seen so many videos and played so many hands that i'm now operating on the 940th level (which basically puts my play at about 10x times worse than the worse fish)



Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $408.55
Hero (BTN): $200
SB: $306.75
BB: $156.35
UTG: $450.95

Pre-Flop: J 4 dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, CO raises to $6, Hero calls $6, 2 folds

Flop: ($15) 4 A Q (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $10, CO raises to $33, Hero calls $23

Turn: ($81) 7 (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $52, CO calls $52

River: ($185) 9 (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero checks

Results: $185 Pot ($2 Rake)
CO showed T K (high card Ace) and LOST (-$91 NET)
Hero showed J 4 (a pair of Fours) and WON $183 (+$92 NET)

qft im in a couple right now and just want the pain to end

lol. every saturday i play the VIP tourney on stars and tell myself i'll play good and then within 30 minutes i go on tilt from the boredom of mtts (and it being full ring) and just start shoving every hand

pretty sure "never fold at any point!" is level 0, even if you think more sophisticated rumblings are in charge of your aversion to that button