only watched the first like 10 mins of raptors 5/10 video today before passing out after my 12k hands session today, but I was very impressed. Gonna go watch the rest now.

Wraths:

Thanks thac. Im gonna masturbate/go to bed now. You just earned your spot in my thoughts imo. nite all.

just finished my first video...



lol @ how bad i ran

so im sick of full tilt and am attempting to sign up on pokerstars but its being ******y and not accepting my echecks. any kind soul wana help me out: i'll send you on paypal then you transfer to me on pokerstars?

or any other ideas how to buy chips are appreciated. have talked to support a few times and all my bank acct info matches but aint working for ****

First half of the month is looking kind of sexy

Except for the trainwreckingishly swingy 5k hands I just played

LOOK WHO I CAUGHT TAPPING THE TANK

goofyballer: god yo'ure ****ing horrible at this game
goofyballer: oh ty sir
goofyballer: ty4donation
goofyballer: i'm gonna buy a ****ing candy bar with your $2
goofyballer: when this is over
goofyballer: should it be a snickers
goofyballer: or a milky way
goofyballer: maybe even a 3 musketeers
goofyballer: wtf
goofyballer: you had
goofyballer: a pair of eights
goofyballer: and a backdoor straight draw
goofyballer: you are ****ing horrible at poker
goofyballer: please kill yourself
goofyballer: what the **** are you doing
goofyballer: just clicking buttons
goofyballer: not a ****ing care in the world
goofyballer: just clicking mother****ing buttons
goofyballer: do you even know the rules of omaha
goofyballer: you are a gigantic ****ing ******
goofyballer: wtf they banned re tard as a chat word
goofyballer: well guess what buddy
goofyballer: YOU ARE A RE TARD

$2+$0.20 omaha h/l sngs are SRS ****ING BZNSS imo

goofyballer: thanks for the memories
goofyballer: you piece of ****
Dealer: kimcara has a flush, Nine high
Dealer: kimcara has 8,6,5,3,2 for Lo
Dealer: goofyballer has a flush, Ace high
Dealer: goofyballer has 6,5,4,3,A for Lo
Dealer: Game #16838025336: goofyballer wins Hi pot (155) with a flush, Ace high
Dealer: Game #16838025336: goofyballer wins Lo pot (155) with 6,5,4,3,A
Dealer: kimcara finished the tournament in 2nd place
Dealer: goofyballer wins the tournament - congratulations!

EDIT:

PokerStars Tournament #85297546, Limit Omaha Hi/Lo
Buy-In: $2.00/$0.20
2 players
Total Prize Pool: $4.00
Tournament started - 2008/04/19 - 07:24:59 (ET)

Dear goofyballer,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $4.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.



VINDI ****ING CATION IMO

lol, my next HU limit O8 sng opponent sat out once I got a 1800-1200 chip lead and said "I quit, just take it" in chat and is letting me steal his blinds...I mean I'd rather play it out, but it seems fairly obvious he just wants me to take his blinds and win and he's not returning

PokerStars Tournament #85311248, Limit Omaha Hi/Lo
Buy-In: $2.00/$0.20
2 players
Total Prize Pool: $4.00
Tournament started - 2008/04/19 - 08:25:54 (ET)

Dear goofyballer,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $4.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.








WHO'S NEXT

****ing hand converter

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krmont made a ****load last month I think at 600nl maybe? Like $30k possibly.

I need to hire a person who would watch me play and punch me in the face every time I make a bad play. I think it's +EV.

he also played a ****load of hands somethinglike 120k iirc at 2/4 and 3/6. he's fine though.

srsly

POKERSTARS GAME #16831766845: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2008/04/18 - 23:32:45 (ET)
Table 'Tvashtri' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: RJA34 ($451.35 in chips)
Seat 2: PiS.ToTo ($1344.55 in chips)
Seat 3: bones961 ($618.90 in chips)
Seat 4: JEM87 ($1721.85 in chips)
Seat 5: kahnu ($664 in chips)
Seat 6: rivercrime ($1413.15 in chips)
JEM87: posts small blind $3
kahnu: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JEM87 [Kc Ks]
rivercrime: folds
RJA34: folds
PiS.ToTo: raises $18 to $24
bones961: folds
JEM87: raises $66 to $90
kahnu: folds
PiS.ToTo: raises $204 to $294
JEM87: raises $1427.85 to $1721.85 and is all-in
PiS.ToTo: calls $1050.55 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [As 5h 4h]
*** TURN *** [As 5h 4h] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [As 5h 4h 4c] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JEM87: shows [Kc Ks] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
PiS.ToTo: shows [Ah Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Fours)
PiS.ToTo collected $2692.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2695.10 | Rake $3
Board [As 5h 4h 4c 6h]
Seat 1: RJA34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PiS.ToTo showed [Ah Ac] and won ($2692.10) with a full house, Aces full of Fours
Seat 3: bones961 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JEM87 (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 5: kahnu (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: rivercrime folded before Flop (didn't bet)

SHIP IT TO THE REAL MONEY ACCT GOOFY

No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $400
UTG+1: $426.5
CO: $297.6
Button: $654.7
SB: $41.5
Hero: $443.5

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with Q Q
UTG raises to $14, 4 folds, Hero raises to $48, UTG calls.

Flop: 2 2 A ($90, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $52, Hero calls.

Turn: Q ($194, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $140, Hero raises to $343.5, UTG calls all-in $160.
Uncalled bets: $43.5 returned to Hero.

River: A ($798, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $798)


Results:
Final pot: $798
Hero shows Q Q
UTG shows A K

pis.to.to is gay imo

PiS Is Gay. Imo.

Terp who/what is your video for?

greatttttt disconnections

raise 64s in mp, bb calls flop 357....disconnected

66 on 9736 villain min bets turn, i raise pot, he min raises, i raise to 156.....disconnectted

**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****

i think it's the poker gods wanting you to learn that raising 64s in mp is not EV.

loool goof

My WR for my last 10k is 1.1bb/100. All of a sudden I have no motivation to play (well?). What do you guys do to help motivate you to put the hands in?

I know beautiful sweet smelling paper should be enough reason to throw a session down, but I find myself doing other **** more, xbox, playin with the puppy, and sitting outside watching time go by seem like a better idea than playing poker. Meh, I go through these weird work-ethic phases when the weather starts getting nice out I guess.