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02-02-2012 , 11:33 AM
Luckhunter7: yes.. but if a player sitting at a table refuses to play you, the polite thing to do is to move on


this really tilted me!


I am watching the chat and tbh your just wasting your time he obv has no idea.
02-02-2012 , 11:40 AM
BurnN0tice: i have put it 2 2+2
Luckhunter7: u have put what on 2+2 m8? that ur a tableblocker?
Luckhunter7: where did u put the thread?
Luckhunter7: i wamt to see this nonesense
BurnN0tice: just in the ipoker 1
BurnN0tice: small stakes, but most of them play midstakes
BurnN0tice: its just a waay more active thread
Luckhunter7: hmm.. not so familiar with the forum, can u copy paste link
Luckhunter7: ?
BurnN0tice: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/39...4/index47.html
Luckhunter7: tnx
Luckhunter7: lol
Luckhunter7: copy pasting our chat
Luckhunter7: nice
BurnN0tice: i havent tryed to sway them much, plus post count is 2
Luckhunter7: pretty awful to start the topic with a lie, m8
Luckhunter7: there was no waitinglist annywhere
BurnN0tice: onlyrake4 u
BurnN0tice: how did he get to 186?
BurnN0tice: when the table is full i am number 1 on list
BurnN0tice: this table was full
BurnN0tice: there was about 8 tables of 4max
BurnN0tice: i landed on the 2/3 that were full when i looked them up
Luckhunter7: this is going nowhere... i get that u dont get the point.. or trying not to.. looking forward to play u when the time is right
BurnN0tice: scared of response i guess
BurnN0tice: and 2bh u miss point
Luckhunter7: ?
BurnN0tice: i am NOT the 1 blocking
BurnN0tice: u r
BurnN0tice: i am willing to play
BurnN0tice: all u r doing is reserving a seat, just incase
Luckhunter7: yes.. but if a player sitting at a table refuses to play you, the polite thing to do is to move on
BurnN0tice: thats blocking, not who got here 1st
BurnN0tice: its not hu
Luckhunter7: no.. that not blocking.. thats table selecting! there is a differense
BurnN0tice: selecting
BurnN0tice: no
BurnN0tice: thats when u sit in a game thats good
BurnN0tice: no game here
BurnN0tice: so ur not selecting a game
Luckhunter7: are you kidding me?
BurnN0tice: ur blocking in the hope a game selects u
Luckhunter7: if i sit at a table... you sit down.. and i refuse to play you.. thats me tableselecting.. you continuing to sit, and rant about how u good u are and refusing
Luckhunter7: to leave is tableblocking


last i post the convo, tilting me also. just hope i am right, if not poker makes me even sadder
02-02-2012 , 11:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnn0tice
sry to rant this, but i sat on waiting lists of all games with ppl on them, 4max and 6max. i got on the 4max table and was willing to playt eh 4max bums that were there, obv blocking the empty seat. 1 bum played his btn (auto post wasnt on).

OnlyRake4U: whats the point notice?
BurnN0tice: in what?
BurnN0tice: i want to play
OnlyRake4U: lol no u dont
BurnN0tice: ITS U that doesnt
OnlyRake4U: didnt say I wanted to either, but I was here first
BurnN0tice: u cant be serious
BurnN0tice: ur mad at me cos u wana bumhunt
OnlyRake4U: u know why u r here, so drop the tough guy act
BurnN0tice: i play as many games as poss
BurnN0tice: inc vs u on this table
OnlyRake4U: looool so why join 10 tables where evevrybody is sitting out?
BurnN0tice: if u dont want to play why should the ppl willing to play miss out?
BurnN0tice: i joined every table
OnlyRake4U: ok champ, cant be asked. U know very well why u r here, and the rest of us do aswell
BurnN0tice: didnt look who was on them
BurnN0tice: or who was sitting in
OnlyRake4U: ok
BurnN0tice: dont assume we all have same agenda
OnlyRake4U: hehe, lol just drop it m8
BurnN0tice: didnt start it, just laughable that u think ur morrally close 2 right
OnlyRake4U: ok champ
BurnN0tice: sick arguement
OnlyRake4U: ok,just give it a rest
BurnN0tice: na doubt it
BurnN0tice: see i got no probs with bumhunting
Luckhunter7: lol burn
Luckhunter7: haha
Luckhunter7: u and nutter are about as clever as a rock
BurnN0tice: what is LOL is how many tables are sat with 3 ppl on them
BurnN0tice: unwilling to play unless a fish sits
BurnN0tice: so basically u lot monopolise the 4max fish
Luckhunter7: just as u play only donks
BurnN0tice: i will play regs at 4max
Luckhunter7: yeah right
BurnN0tice: reload
BurnN0tice: lets go
Luckhunter7: ur missing the point.. but i guess ur winrate of an impressive 1bb/100 gave u a egoboost so high u cant see straight
BurnN0tice: winrate on this account is 4.5bb
BurnN0tice: winrate on this account is 4.5bb
BurnN0tice: 4.3, i am sry
Luckhunter7: hehe... mmm
BurnN0tice: mmm? i am lying
BurnN0tice: we can wager
Luckhunter7: not saying that.. im just saying u put in the wrong format in hem
BurnN0tice: u have faith in PTR
BurnN0tice: ptr had me up ***k last month
BurnN0tice: i won ***
BurnN0tice: cry cry at 1bb if its ***k
Luckhunter7: nice boost on 10/20 there... i bet it was just a random table u played
BurnN0tice: what?>
BurnN0tice: i have played 2k+ for about 5yrs
Luckhunter7: u have played atleast 5.2k hands on 10/20... and won atleast 35k there
Luckhunter7: and im just saying my guess... is that it was all regs right?
Luckhunter7: no fish! just u crushing the world
BurnN0tice: alot was HU vs regs
Luckhunter7: causer ur THAT good
BurnN0tice: didnt say that
Luckhunter7: yes u did
BurnN0tice: i said i play any games
BurnN0tice: @4max and 6max
BurnN0tice: that shouldnt be punished by guys that only play sick value ppl
Luckhunter7: read ur statements above, and maybe u understand why what ur doing is ******ed
BurnN0tice: what i am doing? in what way?
Luckhunter7: if u dont know.. i can explain it to you
BurnN0tice: if i came onto this table just 2 sitout, u have a point
BurnN0tice: like bankroll
BurnN0tice: his only ambition is to block seat
Luckhunter7: its like when u wanted to take the most beautiful girl in ur class to prom, but she didnt want to, so u ended up with no date... thats whats going on here
BurnN0tice: i keep games running, open tables, why shouldnt i try and get a 4max game going
BurnN0tice: i am playing poker
BurnN0tice: i cant open 14tables of 4max and wait like u lot
Luckhunter7: so u think its better to sit on the rail for a game u know u wont get?
Luckhunter7: u really are making my point for me
BurnN0tice: no
BurnN0tice: i expect the ppl that are blocking tables to move
BurnN0tice: like u3
Luckhunter7: how come? u want to play 4-max, none of us want to play a pro like u, so u wont get a game
BurnN0tice: so move
Luckhunter7: no... i wont be invaded by a bully like you
Luckhunter7: but hey
Luckhunter7: i could make it my life mission to block ur pressious hu tables everytime u sit down
Luckhunter7: dont worry about that.. because in life, and poker.. u usally get what u give
BurnN0tice: i dont sit on HU tables
Luckhunter7: not right now
Luckhunter7: but think about the next time there is a hu game u want, but u cant have it because im always there stamping on the availeble seat beside u
Luckhunter7: see
Luckhunter7: now there is only me and rake.. so u can move on solider...




just wondering who agrees with them and who with me?
Can vouch that burn wins his money from regs

Seriously tho luckhunter if you read this go grab the nearest belt you have, wrap it real tight round your scrawny little rat neck and hang, you absolute scumbag piece of ****.

I would love to have a sweatshop of people blocking all these ****s games, they deserve nothing from poker. To answer your question burn, I agree with you
02-02-2012 , 12:03 PM
4max tables need removing, it would be great if they ran normally like 6max does but that is not the case.
The bumhunters must have thought all there Christmas's had come at once when these were introduced.
They are full of all the biggest bumhunters on the site sat waiting for the fish, then when the fish enters the lobby(buddie list) they all proceed to block the other 4max tables to stop the fish sitting at a table where they are not present.
Yesterday ap entered the lobby and it was comical watching them all block each others tables which resulted in 100 3/6 4max tables been created with every1 sitting out.

As said though its ipoker who need to do somthing about it.

1. Ban the buddie list, it has no positive uses.
2. A system to stop ppl sitting out.
3. Remove waiting lists? microgaming have just done this and it has done wonders for the games.
4. remove 4max tables for reasons stated above.
02-02-2012 , 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clint4one
4max tables need removing, it would be great if they ran normally like 6max does but that is not the case.
The bumhunters must have thought all there Christmas's had come at once when these were introduced.
They are full of all the biggest bumhunters on the site sat waiting for the fish, then when the fish enters the lobby(buddie list) they all proceed to block the other 4max tables to stop the fish sitting at a table where they are not present.
Yesterday ap entered the lobby and it was comical watching them all block each others tables which resulted in 100 3/6 4max tables been created with every1 sitting out.

As said though its ipoker who need to do somthing about it.

1. Ban the buddie list, it has no positive uses.
2. A system to stop ppl sitting out.
3. Remove waiting lists? microgaming have just done this and it has done wonders for the games.
4. remove 4max tables for reasons stated above.
+ 1

also, amazing blog http://www.philgalfond.com/it-always...nce-doesnt-it/
02-02-2012 , 12:32 PM
He's just entered the lobby again, result....

02-02-2012 , 12:46 PM
haha thats ridiculous
02-02-2012 , 12:53 PM
Jesus that is ****ed up.

1/2 4max games are good though and haven't seen any of this nonsense.
02-02-2012 , 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LesDennis
Best quote from the blog:

"My daily routine usually consists of waking up whenever I stop sleeping"
02-02-2012 , 01:05 PM
-1, the best bit is the Mario kart reference.

Damn, I've just got whiplash (i think, going a&e now) and am regged for the genting poker series (3day live tourney) tomorrow. Am I a degen to still want to play it?
02-02-2012 , 01:29 PM
Couldn't Galfond treat poker exactly like a job in the same way that an offshore worker does? 2 weeks on/2weeks off or month on/month off w/e. He's financially set up for life and imo getting the life balance he desires could be achieved this way with equal amounts of time spent in Canada and the US. Or would half a year of not playing affect his game too much skill wise that he wouldn't be able to compete at the highest level?
02-02-2012 , 04:42 PM
NutterRutter opened up lagish style today, pretty sure I saw him peak at 16/13. But don't worry, he's a pro and can handle it
02-02-2012 , 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ghetto_snook
Couldn't Galfond treat poker exactly like a job in the same way that an offshore worker does? 2 weeks on/2weeks off or month on/month off w/e. He's financially set up for life and imo getting the life balance he desires could be achieved this way with equal amounts of time spent in Canada and the US. Or would half a year of not playing affect his game too much skill wise that he wouldn't be able to compete at the highest level?
god, if i was him I would have fuked off poker soooo long ago. he had a great run at nosebleeds to set him up, now he's on a bad downswing at scary stakes and he's not contemplating quitting.
02-02-2012 , 06:42 PM
When Waluigi wins a race in Mario Kart, he feels amazing. When he loses, he’s miserable. That’s all he has. When you turn off your Wii and to out to dinner, he’s still in there racing.

For the last eight months, I’ve been living my life stuck inside a game. When I lose, it hurts badly, because it’s all I have now.

This is genius.

Why the hell havent stars snapped him up.
02-02-2012 , 06:43 PM
table blockers should be executed on sight.

i'm not talking about burnnotice who actually wanted to play.

luckhunter/onlyrake4u you are despicable.
02-03-2012 , 12:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SandraXII
god, if i was him I would have fuked off poker soooo long ago. he had a great run at nosebleeds to set him up, now he's on a bad downswing at scary stakes and he's not contemplating quitting.
And......that's precisely why you're not him.
02-03-2012 , 03:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2DMB2LIV
And......that's precisely why you're not him.
pretty sure thats not "precisely" why hes not him...
02-03-2012 , 05:59 AM
****ton of shallow tables on 1/2 but a lot less on 0.5/1. Is there any reason for that?
02-03-2012 , 07:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyVulmer
****ton of shallow tables on 1/2 but a lot less on 0.5/1. Is there any reason for that?
Recession?

FWIW Rutter can play a bit, granted hes not going to put you in a tonne of tough spots but he's not the easiest to make money from, I think he's extremely aware of his own image
02-04-2012 , 05:19 PM
echo
02-05-2012 , 04:24 PM
wtf, 1st time ever not seeing this thread on 1st page.
02-05-2012 , 07:07 PM
We're sitting out until a 2+2 fish wanders in then we'll abuse him whilst completely ignoring each other. He'll figure out after a bit what's going on then leave, never to return. We'll pat ourselves on the back and click refresh repeatedly, continuing to stare at our computer screens like zombies until another one strays into our waters.

Ipoker regs - it's a way of life.
02-05-2012 , 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ghetto_snook
We're sitting out until a 2+2 fish wanders in then we'll abuse him whilst completely ignoring each other. He'll figure out after a bit what's going on then leave, never to return. We'll pat ourselves on the back and click refresh repeatedly, continuing to stare at our computer screens like zombies until another one strays into our waters.

Ipoker regs - it's a way of life.
lol, nice
02-06-2012 , 07:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ghetto_snook
We're sitting out until a 2+2 fish wanders in then we'll abuse him whilst completely ignoring each other. He'll figure out after a bit what's going on then leave, never to return. We'll pat ourselves on the back and click refresh repeatedly, continuing to stare at our computer screens like zombies until another one strays into our waters.

Ipoker regs - it's a way of life.
don't know whether to cry or laugh
02-06-2012 , 08:01 AM
haha well done

      
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