nachunja I will send you as much as you need if u send first

In other news, I'm tilted so I will make a list of stuff I dont like:


- snitch *****s
- bitch *****s
- Sneak dissers
- A popped bitch
- Fake Trues
- Fake shoes
- Fake ******s
- Stalking ass bitches

Nachunja, try entropay. I think it's like 4-5%

You used to play mid/high stakes and do well right? What happened, did you cash out everything and quit to do a real world profession? Was a bad losing streak involved?

Also doesn't stars have a ton of depo options (ie credit card, bank wire, various ewallets)? Seems like it'd be about as easy to get $ one of those ways then by arranging a way to send $ to someone to xfer to you. You can probably go to your local drug store or grocery store and just buy a visa gift card and get $ on that way.

And what exactly are you planning to do with only 90 bucks? Can't imagine you'd have much fun playing 5cent/10cent or lower when the big blind of game you used to play is more than the max buyin

What are the censored words? You dropping n-bombs?

Also I have no idea what any of these mean.

Are these what you would consider fake shoes?

I've now risked $1200 in the last month at the blackjack tables after bad sessions at live poker at the casino. Betting between $50 and $100 a hand (mostly 50), I literally have not won a single hand. 4 times I've gotten a 20 only for dealer to pull 21.

I guess it's good to get negative reinforcement on a very destructive activity, but still, so sick to have such a lousy degen gambling sweat.

crash, stop degen'ing and win tons of money so you can go to italy instead of putting money into random casino owner's holiday fund.

Message me on Facebook. I'll do it for you 1 for 1

pai-gow is the game where money is to be made

very nice instruments, could make some nice noises with those.

Burgers and fries and now blackjack? It's all downhill once you give away your view of the game. Next thing you know porno succubus's are stealing your life force 2x daily and if anyone wakes you up before noon they are going to hate you. Then you resort to defining rules, you've been speaking this language and now you try to imprint it into your life, and everything is back to peaks and troughs.

Just shift the language a little then keep it to yourself. How many times I have learned the hard way. You find the game, but there is only ever one controller.

welcome back, heh

remember the spoilers though

I leave the spoiling of the forum to you guys. You know that!

Not judging by this guy who was the subject of the nvg thread that exploded recently

Apparently, pai-gow is his pit game of choice, and he's been a homeless degen gambler scammer for 10+ years now

Thanks mfn, that's really good advice. Especially liked the part I quoted below, very well put.

LC gonna explode now we got heh back. Someone go get dadude as well!!

Not so sure I plan on sticking around on a daily basis, but appreciate the confidence you have in me.

I dont have confidence in you.

However, I have an abundance of confidence in your wank bank material good sir based on previous evidence provided by you.

my remark regarding pai-gow was an allusion towards this NVG thread

of course games like baccarat or black jack have a lower house edge and are therefore better value for your money = you can probably gamble longer with the same amount of money

Blackjack is +EV if you count cards, but the main problem is that you play against the house, which simply ban you for winning longterm, whereas it's less of a problem in poker where you play against other people and the house collects rake (though consistent poker winners are somewhat frowned upon by the industry too because rake = deposits minus withdrawals and poker sites would vastly prefer their tables to be filled by fish so that more rake is generated, but alas for them, regs appear everywhere where fish flocks and it's hard to ban regs without negative publicity, and probably not even necessary if they play games whose traffic would otherwise be problematic, i.e. tourneys and niche cash variations).

I probably should just google this myself, but what's the minimum bet spread while counting cards to get advantage over casino at bj? For example if you bet 20 when deck is unfavorable, how much do you need to bet when deck is favorable?

Also, another dumb thing I should figure out myself, but my shockwave flash plug in my webbrowser is not working, easiest way to figure out what's wrong and fix it

What a blast from the past... Many faps in my teenage years were had to this hoof-wielding lady.

I feel so embarrassed and alien whenever one of you reminds that you have to look at a pic or vid (or hear a voice) to fap... Does anyone else do it purely from memory?