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As I was reminded in another thread, whenever I pick up a knife, any knife, butter to meat cleaver, I have to say to myself, "That's not a knife. This is a knife." ala Croc Dundee.

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05-24-2023 , 12:53 PM

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LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 95,992

One of the Mariners' announcers seems to like to refer to one or more of the players as "a sparkplug."

This always causes me to think, "No, I said buttplug. She's heinous," in the style of Matt Dillon from There's Something About Mary.

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05-29-2023 , 10:55 AM

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Punker

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 8,364

Whenever I see a friend down on one knee tying their shoe, I can't not push them over. There is no position in which a human being has less balance and stability than that position.

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05-29-2023 , 11:19 AM

#404

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,128

I can't not feel guilty and the need to explain again every time I see a Punker post.

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09-19-2023 , 11:53 PM

#405

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,551

Popped up today. To this day, every time pretty much 100%.

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09-20-2023 , 07:49 PM

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REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 22,890

Spoiler:

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09-20-2023 , 07:50 PM

#407

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 22,890

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Originally Posted by Punker

Whenever I see a friend down on one knee tying their shoe, I can't not push them over. There is no position in which a human being has less balance and stability than that position.

unless they were a catcher