I'm talking bout practice.

I hate when I call people and they don't pick up.
I ****ing hate that but I shouldn't cuz I ignore calls a lot myself. Lol
Specially at the poker table. Etc

The worst is when you miss someone's call by a second or two, then your call them back immediately and they don't answer. Rage.

when you get a paper covered drinking straw, attempt to unwrap it with one hand by holding it and smashing one end against your leg, etc. and the straw bends, making a tiny hole in your straw, which goes unnoticed, until you drink your beverage down to the point where the hole sucks air so you don't get a good flow.. ****

Obese guys that get security jobs just because they're fat as ****.

People who say "bless you" multiple times if you sneeze more than once.

Foil seals on drinks with a screw lid. Single serve drinks are fine but on like a gallon of milk. Rage.

The poland springs water squirt bottle with the blue cover on it. I have never been able to get the blue cover thing off without ****ing up the squirter part.

When TV announcer have terrible strategic advice during a game. It has absolutely no effect on the action, yet it still tilts the **** out me. They're typically spouting the most conservative possible conventional wisdom:

Never want to go for it on 4th down

Never want to go for two

Never want to onside kick

Always say "they don't need a three" in basketball situations where the team clearly needs a three (down by 3, 15 seconds left).

Putting on jeans/pants before socks. I can't even fathom as to why someone would do it that way.

Shorts do not apply to this.

Underwear, socks, pants, shirt. Always in that order.

Sometimes all I'm buying is a pack of beer and there is no line. This was the case which prompted my post. It was at a gas station on the way home and I didn't want to go to the grocery store to save $1 so I grabbed a six pack and set it on the counter. Obviously I'm not going to have my ID out yet. These times are extra awkward because they grab the beer and you are standing there wondering if you should bother getting it out or wait it out and see what they say. The worst is when you dig your wallet out and they scan it and by the time you pull your ID out they're like "eight forty nine". Not a huge deal since I have to get my debit card out or cash anyway.

Pro tip for 1-hand straw opening: Grab straw near top, with thumb and the pad of your index finger between your knuckles, pinch the top of the straw wrapper that extends just beyond the straw. Pinch and pull up with just those 2 fingers. Now you should have an exposed portion of straw that is maybe 1/8" to 1/4". Bite this with you teeth and pull wrapper down with hand. Throw wrapper on ground and stick straw into glass without ever having to remove your other hand from your shaft.

I realize this shouldn't piss you off...but how actually does it piss you off? Do you mean when you accidentally do it this way? Or when you see someone else do it? Like, what pisses you off about it? BTW I put my pants on prior to socks so hopefully we never become irl lovers.

Peeping Toms ITT

ROW players who play on sites like merge and cake when they can play on stars.

not sure why but nothing pisses me off more than to hover over there stupid screen names and see
that there from another country and can play on stars and don't.

I usually say bless you twice, if they sneeze a third time I gently throat chop them before it happens. Makes a funny noise. If you can time it just right their head will explode.

[QUOTE=trob888;36866295]Obese guys that get jobs as cops just because they're fat as ****, and I wouldn't want to trust my life in their hands knowing that if they did get called to my house it would take them 2 hours to get from the car to my door/QUOTE]


FYP

I guess piss me off might be on the more extreme end of the scale, but it is something that makes me feel weird/uncomfortable/like the sound of styrofoam. More so the thought of me doing it, than seeing someone do it, but that is still bothersome. I saw two people wearing jeans with no socks yesterday and i guess I'm the crazy one for bringing it up.

Huckleberry Finn would rustle your jimmies.

People who think you clearly need a 3, down 3 with 15 seconds left

Clearly need a 3. Clearly.

<3

I ****ing hate people who turn their yawns into theatrical events. When you're out somewhere and someone yawns several times. You tired bro? GTFO, then.

yes, yawning tilts the hell out of me.

People who have like irl catchphrases, or they say the same stupid crap constantly. Oh, that little zinger got a laugh like 3 months ago? Yeah, totally you should keep saying it. gjge

People who repeat the same stories/facts repeatedly. Yeah, I know where you went to college, about that time you got drunk and saw some random celebrity, blah blah blah

People who constantly bitch about being hungover. Yeah, that's cool, you got wasted last night. I did too. Let's suck each other's dicks.

People who have to be the loudest talker.

People who laugh when someone butchers a quote from a movie like it's an original joke. And then follow it up with an even more butchered quote, sometimes not even from the same movie or even character/actor/etc

Someone calls me at work about something and then puts ME on hold. Haha, sure, I can hold. Click. (probably one that's legitimately awful etiquette on their part and doesn't belong itt but w/e)

Girls who flirt with every dude in order to angle some sort of advantage or whatever and get bitchy when you just be a dick to them.

Uggs. Seriously, wtf?

Religious motivational books and the people who talk about them. OMG that booked changed your life because it made you realize how awesome YOUR OMNIPOTENT GOD is? Learn about re-balancing and scaling, noobs.

Beer snobs. Yeah, I don't like pisswater beers either but I don't want to talk about how chocolately-mochaish my beer is when i'm watching a hockey game and getting plastered.

Dumb sports fans:

*Eli is obviously better than Manning CUZ RANGZ and his numbers are like almost as good, kinda, if you double them or something. RANGZ. Die in a fire, please.

*ZOMG ROIDERS DON'T BELONG IN THIS GREAT MURRICAN GAME KEEP THEM OUT.

* LeBron will never be as good as Kobe cuz RANGZ.

*Justin Upton isn't GRITTY and doesn't have HART because he didn't dominate with a ****ing broken thumb (actually, thanks Kevin Towers, i'm a Braves fan. Enjoy your 3 months of Martin Prado before your replacement has to ship him to the Yankees in July because the catastrophe of a baseball team you've built has locked up the #1 pick for the next decade).

How dumb sports teams seem to be in general. See SE thread about dumb coaching decisions, see Kevin Towers entire off-season, see pretty much every NFL coach and a large % of front offices/GMs/scouts. Seriously these guys make damn good money to make decisions about HUGE sums of money to work in a product that makes absolutely godly amounts of money and they're worse at their jobs than a 14 year-old crack baby playing Madden 03 on PS2. (prob. doesn't belong).

People who bitch about things not belonging in this thread.

Alright i'm done. Sorry, worked 48 hours in the last 3.25 days, gf is out of town and I haven't had a BJ in like a week. I needed to vent somewhere that doesn't have videos of petite 18 year olds getting railed by dudes who look like they should be playing OF for the Braves.

Seriously? You put your pants on before your shirt? Are you tucking it in?

People that complain to me when there hungover, say thing like im so ill never drinking again etc etc, then the next weekend there out drinking again and complaining there hungover, the cycle go's on and on

cant stand this man the **** up!

When you're watching a movie and a chick is about to go topless and so you are waiting for it and she finally gets topless and her tits suck. Like her areolas are 1/4" diameter or they just look funny in some weird way. It's like really? Why the **** would you show her tits in a movie? Show someone with good tits ffs.

I also hate adults who allude to their alma mater in their email address, before the "@" symbol of course. Not talking about college addresses. I type this realizing one of my first email addresses did this but I was like 18 when I set it up.

My wife always sneezes twice, so I wait.