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Dude at work brings a cup of coffee and a newspaper to the bathroom when he takes a **** in the morning. Besides doing it at work, who the hell drinks coffee while taking a dump?

He probably is not even ****ting tho.

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01-28-2015 , 08:07 AM

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EfromPegTown

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Originally Posted by WateryBoil

havnt used public bathroom like 10+ yrs, no fecal matter in nose for me

100% of the time if im playing poker in casino i have hotel room super close

Hate to break it to you...

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01-28-2015 , 01:49 PM

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rigs26

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People who walk their dogs without a leash

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01-28-2015 , 02:54 PM

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dukemagic

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Originally Posted by WateryBoil

havnt used public bathroom like 10+ yrs, no fecal matter in nose for me

100% of the time if im playing poker in casino i have hotel room super close

How is that even possible? Unless you do nothing but poker or stay home...

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01-28-2015 , 02:57 PM

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Dominic

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I brush my teeth when I take a dump. It's the new brushing your teeth while showering.

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01-29-2015 , 12:55 AM

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JudgeHoldem

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Coffee = laxative

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01-29-2015 , 04:37 AM

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goofball

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Originally Posted by WateryBoil

havnt used public bathroom like 10+ yrs, no fecal matter in nose for me

100% of the time if im playing poker in casino i have hotel room super close

Pretty sure every poker chip is covered in fecal matter and despair.

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01-29-2015 , 05:26 AM

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WateryBoil

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but i cant get despair up my nose

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01-29-2015 , 12:30 PM

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rigs26

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Originally Posted by Rapini

Why shouldn't that piss you off?

Should it? I hope it's suppose to, but I thought most people didn't care.

All I think about is the dog bolting into traffic and the owner going ape-**** at the driver for not watching out for his dog.

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01-29-2015 , 07:11 PM

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Rawlz517

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Originally Posted by WateryBoil

havnt used public bathroom like 10+ yrs, no fecal matter in nose for me

100% of the time if im playing poker in casino i have hotel room super close

Ummmmmm.

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01-29-2015 , 07:58 PM

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Loden Pants

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Originally Posted by WateryBoil

but i cant get despair up my nose

Try it off a hooker's ass?

February kind of pisses me off: short, inconsistent, Valentine's Day, usually copies the first 4 weeks of March. Also, the way people pronounce it as if it were spelled 'Febuary'.

30 days hath September,
April, June, and November.
All the rest have 31,
Except for February,
Which has 28,
And sometimes 29.

Nice poem.

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01-29-2015 , 08:10 PM

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suzzer99

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At my work, we just sang happy birthday over a video conference call. I was looking around like "is this really happening?"

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01-29-2015 , 09:08 PM

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lonely_but_rich

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[ QUOTE=Loden Pants;45984161]Try it off a hooker's ass?

February kind of pisses me off: short, inconsistent, Valentine's Day, usually copies the first 4 weeks of March. Also, the way people pronounce it as if it were spelled 'Febuary'.

30 days hath September,

April, June, and November.

All the rest have 31,

Except for February,

Which has 28,

And sometimes 29.

Nice poem.[/QUOTE]

I've heard a version that rhymes but still sounded like February was an afterthought. Something about leap years.

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01-30-2015 , 02:05 AM

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Banned4lyfe

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This pandora update looks like aids.

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01-30-2015 , 02:17 AM

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King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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Lena Dunham & her pos show

And myself for hatewatching that garbage

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01-30-2015 , 03:23 AM

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Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe

This pandora update looks like aids.

Did that just happen? I was listening while showering just now and it stopped working.

Edit: nvm, that's not how things worked.

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01-30-2015 , 03:34 AM

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Hamish McBagpipe

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Stop using the damn handicapped button to open doors when you are an able-bodied adult man not carrying a huge bundle. Pisses me off. Just don't touch that thing, it's not for you. Like you can maybe use it once in a while when it's kind of an easier way to hold the door open for someone else as you pass through but stop using it as a matter of course, you lazy sumbitch. Not only that, if you have to use it you don't have to pound it like you are playing whack-a-mole, ffs. Just press it normally.

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01-30-2015 , 03:42 AM

#12194

cicakman

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when I see a commercial and then some time in the future when I see the same one and its edited or shorter.

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01-30-2015 , 05:36 AM

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Cerebral

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Yea that is anooying

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01-30-2015 , 05:40 AM

#12196

Cerebral

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People who no spell good

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01-30-2015 , 12:52 PM

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HawkFanIA

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My wife

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01-30-2015 , 02:35 PM

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Freewill2112

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Auto-correct, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't correct my "alot". Yeah I know it's supposed to be two words, but I want to spell it the wrong way sometimes, and who are you to deny me that?

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01-30-2015 , 04:18 PM

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Minimalist

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Originally Posted by HawkFanIA

My wife

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01-30-2015 , 06:04 PM

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GutZ

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Originally Posted by Hamish McBagpipe

I push it with my cane. Also use cane to get number when at the Rx or Lab. Some old guy in a wheelchair once said he thought it was wrong for me to touch the screen with my cane because of germs. I asked him if he knew where my hand had been. He apologized and rolled off on his way.

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