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09-28-2015 , 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by rugby
after slapping me in the face in front of my senior work colleagues....

In fairness. She was hot enough (humblebrag! ) that this only just took her out of the zone.
Can't say I believe you on this one, mate. Do you just have a really high tolerance for being emasculated?
09-28-2015 , 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by chopstick
Can't say I believe you on this one, mate. Do you just have a really high tolerance for being emasculated?
Based on his statement about Jessica Alba I'd go with....maybe.
09-28-2015 , 12:04 PM
We're much more curious about what you did to deserve an open slap when your boss was around, rugby.

Also, of course, pictures or it didn't happen!
09-28-2015 , 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong
Also, of course, pictures or it didn't happen!
ldo
09-28-2015 , 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Treesong
We're much more curious about what you did to deserve an open slap when your boss was around, rugby.
haha, this. How can you leave those details out of that story?! If its lol crazy woman logic that makes no sense, I still need my curiosity satisfied!
09-28-2015 , 03:44 PM
Anyone here very good at Spanish (Mexican-Spanish) want to proof read something very short? Like, yo hablo un poquito, pero queiro hay perfecto.
09-28-2015 , 04:13 PM
que?
09-28-2015 , 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by microbet
Anyone here very good at Spanish (Mexican-Spanish) want to proof read something very short? Like, yo hablo un poquito, pero queiro hay perfecto.
So you want it like Mexican Mexican, and not white Spanish?
09-28-2015 , 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Jackitos
So you want it like Mexican Mexican, and not white Spanish?
Mande? Can be white-Mexican. Espanol en Mexico, no lo mismo espanol in Espana, no? Vosotros and such.
09-28-2015 , 04:36 PM
como
09-28-2015 , 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
que?
Me gusto escribar algunos en Espanol, pero yo hablo imperfecto. Hablas?
09-28-2015 , 04:38 PM
Micro,

Shoot me a PM.
09-28-2015 , 04:39 PM
It's a job listing. If someone is good at spanish and will look over and correct what I write, I'll PM it and be grateful. The audience will be Mexican or possibly Central American.
09-28-2015 , 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe
Micro,

Shoot me a PM.
Cheers!
09-28-2015 , 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by microbet
Me gusto escribar algunos en Espanol, pero yo hablo imperfecto. Hablas?
I know enough to be dangerous.
09-28-2015 , 05:15 PM
Micro is giving away 'er jerbs!
09-28-2015 , 05:20 PM
I won't be violating anyone's privacy, so maybe it didn't happen due to absence of pics, but I skipped my 60th HS reunion this past weekend, and after seeing pics on social media, I'm starting to tell people I've met after HS that I was like Doogie Howser and attended HS when I was like 5.
09-28-2015 , 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe
Micro is giving away 'er jerbs!
Feel free to apply.
09-28-2015 , 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
I won't be violating anyone's privacy, so maybe it didn't happen due to absence of pics, but I skipped my 60th HS reunion this past weekend, and after seeing pics on social media, I'm starting to tell people I've met after HS that I was like Doogie Howser and attended HS when I was like 5.
30th imo.
09-28-2015 , 05:26 PM
To complete the story.

We were drinking at a club and she had had too much to drink. Not enough to get messy, just enough to get unreasonable.

I left her with some friends to go talk to my work colleagues who I had just spotted.

After about 10 minutes in which my Australian friend was winding her up and suggesting I was talking to other girls she went looking for me, couldn't find me, and got even madder.

Eventually she found me, stormed up and slapped me.

Pics or gtfo...



Edit. All of my work colleagues were men.
09-28-2015 , 05:37 PM
A guy who works with me got maced for allegedly talking to another girl.
09-28-2015 , 05:57 PM
Was your Australian friend a male who might have wanted to create an opening to hit that?
09-28-2015 , 06:19 PM
I was going to guess she remembered having a dream the night before where you cheated on her, and got mad at you based on her dream.
09-28-2015 , 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by rugby
Pics or gtfo...


EDIT: nice, but why is there a fighter jet flying into her head?
09-28-2015 , 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ninetynine99

EDIT: nice, but why is there a fighter jet flying into her head?
Rugby just found some stock footage of North Korean propaganda.

      
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