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02-22-2010 , 04:58 PM
Gump,

I agree with Dids. The volleys are more entertaining, less aces. Their inferior power actually helps.
02-22-2010 , 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by LFS
If I'm going to start representing people from OOT I think deebz and jmakin are first in line.
Whoa whoa whoa. I could've buttered over 1000pcs of bread in that time frame.
02-22-2010 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by lippy
Gump,

I agree with Dids. The volleys are more entertaining, less aces. Their inferior power actually helps.
This exactly.

Men's tennis just doesn't have the back and forth (based on what little tennis I've watched over the last few years) that I used to enjoy- and still have enjoyed in (again, allbeit not much) in the women's matches I've watched.
02-22-2010 , 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by daryn
lfs can you get me into commercials or what?
This looks promising:

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02-22-2010 , 05:35 PM
Women have longer rallies only because they suck and just push the ball towards the middle of the court over and over. If that's your thing, good for you, but I'd rather see shorter points with larger risks taken than long rallies because both players are hoping for an unforced error instead of a winner.
02-22-2010 , 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by lippy
Gump,

I agree with Dids. The volleys are more entertaining, less aces. Their inferior power actually helps.
That's sexist. It's actually their superior weakness.
02-22-2010 , 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by gumpzilla
I find this very unconvincing. This sounds suspiciously like people who talk about the "great fundamentals" of the WNBA.

Women's tennis isn't hideous, but I definitely find it a step down from the men's game. To the extent that it has more fans, I think a sampling of the SE threads where like 20% of the posts are pictures of hot female tennis players indicates that ogling's a major part of it.

seems like an apt comparison.

women's tennis is much more palatable than the majority of women's sports, but you'd have to be borderline ******ed to find it more entertaining than men's.
02-22-2010 , 06:41 PM
Meh.

Women's tennis builds more dramatic tension. Maybe if I was a hardcore fan of tennis I'd just be grossed out with their fail, but for me seeing a long rally is more interesting in the 5 minutes I watch inbetween cooking shows and MTV JAMS than seeing some dude bomb forehands and own fools.
02-22-2010 , 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Eurotrash
seems like an apt comparison.

women's tennis is much more palatable than the majority of women's sports, but you'd have to be borderline ******ed to find it more entertaining than men's.
IMO great men's tennis >>>>>>>>>>> great women's tennis, but women's tennis can be entertaining.
02-22-2010 , 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Claunchy
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Philistine. That would have killed in any acting class of quality.

...and then the teacher would have made the students practice laughing with different emotional subtexts for the next 3 hours.

...and then tell them to stop complaining because Meisner would have made them do that for 2 days.

...and then he would have grabbed people's genitalia to elicit 'true' reactions.

oh man I slay myself
02-22-2010 , 07:49 PM
Me to client who had told my assistant she was having twins: "So, you're having twins?"

Client: "Not anymore. My little girl was too hungry so the boy didn't make it."

Me: "..."
02-22-2010 , 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by divides_by_zero
Philistine. That would have killed in any acting class of quality.

...and then the teacher would have made the students practice laughing with different emotional subtexts for the next 3 hours.

...and then tell them to stop complaining because Meisner would have made them do that for 2 days.

...and then he would have grabbed people's genitalia to elicit 'true' reactions.

oh man I slay myself
...and then half the class would trudge off to their late shift at the diner and the other half would check their iphone to see if its the 15th and their latest trust fund dispersement is available.

On a semi-related note my father wrote a short story/play about some director having this extended class/casting call where he has people do all this weird and ****ed up stuff, but there isn't really even a show, he's just doing it to play puppetmaster and **** with them. Was actually pretty good.
02-22-2010 , 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Eyedea
On a semi-related note my father wrote a short story/play about some director having this extended class/casting call where he has people do all this weird and ****ed up stuff, but there isn't really even a show, he's just doing it to play puppetmaster and **** with them. Was actually pretty good.
Sounds cool. Would be pretty fun.

Although, unfortunately, there are people out there who abuse their position of 'power'. There's a guy known around Vegas who basically used to get teens naked and perform sexual acts as part of getting them to "release their inhibitions" to be proper actors. He keeps changing his name/workshop and there were a bunch of articles when he was first busted. I don't think they could ever pin anything real on him so he's just out there keepin' on keepin' on. Gross stuff. And sad what people will accept thinking that it could lead to their big break.
02-22-2010 , 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by divides_by_zero
There's a guy known around Vegas who basically used to get teens naked and perform sexual acts as part of getting them to "release their inhibitions" to be proper actors.
02-22-2010 , 11:34 PM
Hey guys, do you know why Hold'em players like tennis?
02-22-2010 , 11:38 PM
hot or not?
02-22-2010 , 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by divides_by_zero
Although, unfortunately, there are people out there who abuse their position of 'power'. There's a guy known around Vegas who basically used to get teens naked and perform sexual acts as part of getting them to "release their inhibitions" to be proper actors. He keeps changing his name/workshop and there were a bunch of articles when he was first busted. I don't think they could ever pin anything real on him so he's just out there keepin' on keepin' on. Gross stuff. And sad what people will accept thinking that it could lead to their big break.
02-22-2010 , 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by edfurlong
Because they are ******s?
No, it's because there are lots of aces in tennis!
02-22-2010 , 11:59 PM
Because I like to look left and then right over and over for 3 hours at a time while gaining nothing?
02-23-2010 , 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Eyedea
Not.

Hate lip rings. Lips are more important than tongue. Her tongue doesn't even seem all that gigantic.
02-23-2010 , 02:12 AM
Uh she probably gives the best blow job of all time.
02-23-2010 , 02:28 AM
Size doesn't matter as much as how you use it. She certainly didn't demonstrate any particular dexterity.
02-23-2010 , 02:43 AM
WTF kinda video site puts a big ****in mute symbol in the middle of the screen so u can't watch the video wothout listening to horrible porn music??????
02-23-2010 , 02:48 AM
she was ugly until 10 seconds into it when she put her head up, then she was hot.
02-23-2010 , 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Pocket Trips
WTF kinda video site puts a big ****in mute symbol in the middle of the screen so u can't watch the video wothout listening to horrible porn music??????
haha noticed that too pretty dumb

      
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