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02-01-2010 , 05:16 AM
i expect the title to be the same when i wake up
02-01-2010 , 05:18 AM
I am in Shenzhen China and bored, someone give me something to do if you have ever been here.
02-01-2010 , 06:02 AM
masturbate?
02-01-2010 , 08:33 AM
make a log of you trying to pickup chinese girls?
02-01-2010 , 08:38 AM
why is black history month the shortest month of the year?
02-01-2010 , 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by nadical
I am in Shenzhen China and bored, someone give me something to do if you have ever been here.
theres a "wonders of the world" theme park or whatever pretty close iirc - go there and skate
02-01-2010 , 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by One Big Ass
why is black history month the shortest month of the year?
They get get long dicks and short months. It all evens out.
02-01-2010 , 09:35 AM
Think I'm gonna up my annoyingness by putting lyrics at the end of every single one of my posts itt


Quote:
Originally Posted by Slug
Listen up, I've been meaning to say this
I'm not the greatest, I'll never make that list
But everytime I come home, you're still there waitin'
In case I never said it, thanks for your patience
Never got rich and famous, don't get me wrong
There's a lot of different faces that listen to the songs
But there's no big time, never wrote the hit rhyme
Had to roll the highway just to go and get mine
And when I got it, I brought it back to you
Wasn't even sweatin' you was reppin' with a new crew
I don't expect you to hold your breath
Just know you're blessed, and let me get that open chest
Look, you've cried with me, you've tried to forget me
You feel neglected 'cause sometimes I'm busy
You still hold me down on the Southside, dig me
You always forgive me, 'cause you're my city

"... but please don't leave me standing here... "
02-01-2010 , 09:39 AM
How long before we get a new mod?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Celph Titled
Yo, who the **** else you know that'll run up on ya block strip
like an insane Christopher Columbus and start conquering ****
Celph Titled's that *****, and he ain't playin' dog
I thought I told you that we blazin' *****s 'till they skin fall off
Roll out the red carpet and make you blend in with it
and that place that you were born from, I've been up in it
Masterpiece verses everything that I've done dope
**** puffin' on cigars, I'll blow donut holes with gun smoke
I don't want your demo rappers, we extort'em
you ain't goin' platinum *****, you gon' be post-mortem
slice the throats of your whole click till my palms hurt
and it'll be more rednecks than a Willie Nelson concert/
Better believe me motha****a we ain't nice thugs
we know the real and pull your card like fake I.D.'s at nightclubs
Lift up that skirt and see just what type of guy you are
throw you off the ****in' roof and see just how fly you are
02-01-2010 , 09:54 AM
I'm tellin ya killa, I'll boomstick this ****.
02-01-2010 , 09:56 AM
i just signed up for Direct TV. I've had it installed for less than two weeks. I just discovered that by being a new Direct TV customer, I've agreed to 2 years of service. I had no idea I was signing up for 2 years of service, and I do not want it for 2 years. Is there any way I can get out of this?

FWIW I did not sign the agreement when they installed the satellite dish. My brother is the one who signed it.
02-01-2010 , 10:25 AM
^ If you yourself did not sign it you're off the hook. There's probably a cancellation fee that costs less the longer you have the service. After 6 months the fee usually drops to around $160.

Verizon Fios > Comcast > DirectTV imo
02-01-2010 , 10:25 AM
That is like my least favorite Slug verse ever.
02-01-2010 , 10:30 AM
the title needs some *** or some **** for me to quickly recognize it as the LC thread.
02-01-2010 , 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dids
That is like my least favorite Slug verse ever.

but the way he rhymes it is just awesome.

Quote:
That's me, ridin' in the back of a taxi
Gotta go home where I can't sleep
Kill the telephone and be alone to advance but it had to be
Psychos, caught in the middle of a typo
Act like you didn't know life goes,
The World Fair, ain't no fair when you're working at the sideshow
Well, you find a little piece of hell
I hope there's a mirror in your cell
To break everyday you wake up to you and take a look at yourself now
Calm down
Just another tear from the sad clown
Take another year put it on the ground
Spread it all around little gas and a match and it's all gonna pass like (woo)
Make the people move to the moment you get
Move through the movement the moment use it
Listen with your mind, but just don't lose it
Find the time to fuse it
To the life you're choosing
02-01-2010 , 11:15 AM
Thread title needs some *** action.
02-01-2010 , 11:41 AM
Why haven't we banned professorpain yet
02-01-2010 , 11:52 AM
Bob, the fish my daughter got for Christmas, is doing great. We feed him a measured amount of food twice a day and he gets a 3/4 water change every two weeks. I've got a nice water change routine going, I use a couple of buckets and use a plastic tube to siphon the old water out, then I lift the bucket with the new water up and siphon new water in, so Bob just hangs out in his tank while it happens. He's a Betta so he doesn't need a filter, oxygenator, heater, etc, but he has a nice aquatic plant. I think he'll be with us a while.
02-01-2010 , 11:59 AM
THIS IS OOT NOT YOUR BLOG LFS

Last edited by JL514; 02-01-2010 at 11:59 AM. Reason: jk sounds like the process for my turtle.
02-01-2010 , 12:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JL514
Why haven't we banned professorpain yet
Seriously.

It would be nice if the mods would at least respond and say "we heard you, but we don't see enough reason to nuke him". He's really ****ing horrible.
02-01-2010 , 12:13 PM
There's two different women at work, both are over 40.

One had a psychotically loud laugh, and laughs at everything always. Both the volume and the timing is unquestionably inappropriate for a work setting.

The other talk in super mumbled voice that is hardly above a whisper. Again, objectively she cannot be understood on first listen some 90% of the time.

It seems like one of two things is true:

1- At some point over the course of their lives, somebody has said something to them about how they communicate, and they have either made the choice not to change, or simply been unable to do so.

2- Or somehow nobody's said anything, and allowed them to go through life annoying everybody around them. (this seems far less likely, especially in the second case)

Either seems flabbergasting. I get how somebody at a young age could have some quirk like this, but you'd assume that at some point they'd receive feedback and make some changes. From my own personal experience, I used to be very loud and talk far too fast. I still get that way when I'm excited, but I've heard about it from enough people that I try very hard not to do this when I'm at work.

I'm not sure I really have a point beyond "bitches be trippin' yo", but like, they do.
02-01-2010 , 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dids
Seriously.

It would be nice if the mods would at least respond and say "we heard you, but we don't see enough reason to nuke him". He's really ****ing horrible.
Bring it up in the question our modding thread by bumping it. Killa has said before he hates turning the LC thread into the mod questions thread.


I really want to make a parody of that annoying song "sometimes goodbye is a second chance" to "sometimes goodbye means I'm in your pants" .. that is all...
02-01-2010 , 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JL514
Why haven't we banned professorpain yet
Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorPain
I am Caucasian but the way I carry it lets you know that I am hood enough that you don't want to try anything on me. My scowl is very similar to Eminem's and I mostly wear urban clothing. My appearance, as I am sure you can imagine, also helps with the ladies, as many flock from rural southern towns and have had little overall exposure to white brothas. Anyways, point is, there are many hustlers out there in the N-O stalking and taking advantage of tourists who aren't street. They aren't going to try anything on a guy like me wearing an over sized Bathing Apes hoodie and Puma shoes, but if you show up with your girlfriend looking like you just walked out of a Phish concert, you can bet your ass that you are going to game run on you. Also, again, I would very much warn against bringing a bitch to Mardi Gras that you care about. The city is predominantly African American and a lot of young white girls end up finding themselves overrun with jungle fever and its not uncommon to see a naive young white college male wandering around in tears asking if anyone has seen his hoe only to find out three days later that she has been having the time of her life sleeping in a crack den and getting trained by a local street gang. Many believe this is just part of the experience, but you have to realize that there are psychological and physical health consequences to this type of hedonism. If you are traveling in a group, there is no reason in the world for atleast one of you to not be holding a piece.

Please don't ban him




Quote:
Originally Posted by JMT
We heavenly divine, that's why we steadily shine,
and put a steel mic through an enemy's spine.
My voice got power like if ten of me rhyme.
and gettin in my face mean its weaponry time.
Look at you, studying my every rhyme,
banging this, listening to every line, heavy rewind.
Vinnie Paz will fight vicious,
Y'all easier to **** with than white bitches.
We nice with this, ya'll better stand still
Must have forgot the fact Vinnie Paz ill.
I doubt y'all, hologram the outlaw,
ya'll muh****ers is never right like southpaws.
Thats why I doubt ya'll, ya'll ain't raw,
wettin' you with a 45 caliber claw.
You wanna see the last kid I battled before?
Then check his ****in brains where it splattered the wal
02-01-2010 , 12:27 PM
Dude is pretty much encouraging rape in the NO thread, several times, and not being funny about it. (There's nothing wrong with encouraging rape, just be funny if you do it)
02-01-2010 , 12:27 PM
lol, iirc my daughters were up to Dennis the 3rd on fish. and then there was MrBrown who hung on for a pretty good while. no pets atm and i'm loving that. i am going to put a hummingbird feeder out though.

      
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