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06-07-2014 , 12:09 AM

#24676

problemeliminator

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Originally Posted by moo buckets

post the other ones. i'm in tears over that

Kinda a similar theme. Especially funny if you watched Arthur.

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06-07-2014 , 12:36 AM

#24677

It's Brandt

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,625

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

For some reason this is extremely hilarious to me.

Yep, this is killing me right now.

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06-07-2014 , 12:54 AM

#24678

huet38

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 862

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

She does stand up comedy.

Link to her material? Terrible comedy can be fun

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06-07-2014 , 12:26 PM

#24679

problemeliminator

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"[Blank] and [blank] are getting married. I like them so much I washed my hair!" Followed by a selfie. Am I a nit or is that majorly narcissistic?

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06-07-2014 , 12:50 PM

#24680

thethethe

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The End.

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06-08-2014 , 04:07 AM

#24681

SmokeyQ123

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Yeah I love that surf pic, these were the best I could find:

...and because sloths

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06-08-2014 , 07:02 AM

#24682

dibbs

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06-08-2014 , 07:55 AM

#24683

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

I like how the last one implies that if god were real we could choose whether or not god oversaw the country. To my knowledge, isnt god supposed to do whatever she wants?

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06-08-2014 , 08:53 AM

#24684

JB91

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Oh man that Leukemia one made me laugh. So rough.

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06-08-2014 , 11:53 AM

#24685

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

From the same person, a ~33 year old woman:

"At ______'s school for a stupid picnic lunch. Why do the schools do this to parents?! I need to be at work. — feeling uncomfortable."

"Yes, it's true, and it's not JUST me who knows this... DC and area have the *****iest selection of men PERIOD. — feeling blah."

"Wish there was a way for all those haters who bullied me thru school to witness all the glory of the hotness that is me now..Where are the bullies now!! O right, they're all obese and living in trailer parks. Mwahaha. — feeling sexy."

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06-08-2014 , 12:17 PM

#24686

SiMor29

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,905

Okay so I know apparently TD is renowned for trolling this thread or whatever, but at the same time he does seem to have some really vacuous facebook friends.

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06-08-2014 , 12:22 PM

#24687

lonely_but_rich

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I think he's balancing his range or something.

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06-08-2014 , 12:48 PM

#24688

moo buckets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMor29

Okay so I know apparently TD is renowned for trolling this thread or whatever, but at the same time he does seem to have some really vacuous facebook friends.

LOL fry.gif

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06-08-2014 , 08:53 PM

#24689

AUGUY55

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facepalm.jpg

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06-08-2014 , 09:02 PM

#24690

dkgojackets

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didnt know shaka smart was a gun owner

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06-08-2014 , 09:06 PM

#24691

LostOstrich

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Originally Posted by dibbs

it's funny because it's true

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06-08-2014 , 09:44 PM

#24692

moo buckets

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what a bunch of plebs

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06-08-2014 , 10:14 PM

#24693

abnormal

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If I open carried I'd shoot the first person that pissed me off.

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06-09-2014 , 12:07 AM

#24694

suzzer99

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

facepalm.jpg

And don't be black. Ever.

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06-09-2014 , 04:29 AM

#24695

Csaba

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06-09-2014 , 04:43 AM

#24696

FeralCreature

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Originally Posted by Csaba

This is excellent!

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06-09-2014 , 06:43 AM

#24697

Brocktoon

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It's really good because I genuinely can't tell if it's a joke or not.

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06-09-2014 , 07:03 AM

#24698

FeralCreature

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Brocktoon

It's really good because I genuinely can't tell if it's a joke or not.

I think it comes from Landover Baptist. I'd love to see genuine Christians fall for it though.

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06-09-2014 , 08:50 AM

#24699

movieman2g

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16,938

"missing someone gets easier everyday because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one day closer to the next time you will (:" and then a picture of her and her boyfriend