Does Elizabeth Bidstrup post Bitstrips and call them Bidstrups? Please say yes.

Thought of this thread, Einstein and Path this morning when I heard this story on NPR:

A Churchill Quote that US Politicians Will Never Surrender

From a 33 year-old woman who went to college with me. At least she is self-aware:

"Worst update ever but I do feel this is important to share I have made the decision to not follow a real housewives franchise. The new Atlanta cast is horrible. First: they are all single. How can you be a housewife if you are single? Second, two of them are guys. How can you be a housewife if you are a guy? Third, you can literally see the gears turning in their pea brains regarding their performances. It is by far the most obvious in this cast that everything is scripted and they are attempting to act their way through the drama. Yuck. Bravo you have let me down."

The only bitstrip I've seen in my thread cracked me up just because of how easily the girl who posted it was able to create a perfect cartoon version of her douchebag looking "thinks it's cool to wear wife beaters and fedoras in public at the same time" assed boyfriend.

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Channel 13 News was just talking about this change in ANONYMOUS' privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of October 28, 2013 at 4:50pm Eastern standard time, I do not give ANONYMOUS or any entities associated with ANONYMOUS permission to use my GIRAFFE pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to ANONYMOUS it is strictly forbidden to disclose, HACK, STEAL, HIJACK MY BANK ACCOUNTS, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this GIRAFFE and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and Paste

From a girl that graduated high school with me:

"I have often wondered why doctors in foreign countries are paid so much less than in America and have less competitive programs. Why do you need to be a genius to go to medical school here? What is the advantage of making medical school so difficult if our intentional counterparts are just as healthy and cared for? In fact, life expectancy is higher in some European countries. It is not logical."

A rare miss from Tyler.

No that isn't a miss, pretty funny example of idiocy.

Lol, thats some pretty bad logic on so many levels

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...ssage-1339943/

He did it!!

Do all those things say 3.00am? How is "can of whoop ass" not the answer, my parents can GTF at 3.00am.

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not true

How fat is she?

Ffs bit****s just started appearing on my feed, aids

super short, like 5' and probably like 225-250. she is round.

i just think it's funny that her arms are all chunky

none of the ones on my feed have made any sense or were humorous in any way

if it wasnt your typical ******ed app that wanted total control of all my facebook ****, id be wowing the people on my feed with my amazing bitstrips

So, I have a friend on FB that always posts these witty statuses that everyone laughs at and he gets a million "likes" and comments about how funny and witty he is. Some of them are very good and I get a chuckle myself but I couldn't help but think he couldn't be coming up with all this stuff himself. So, I googled a few of them and he's getting them from websites that specialize in witty and funny statuses.

I don't know, kinda annoys me so I'm posting here. Maybe I'm ******ed though and this is a completely common practice.

Just start posting them yourself

http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/

Kids these days.