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01-05-2013 , 08:27 PM

#12176

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,372

From a girl, obviously:

My transmission in my car went out on thurs so if you could send out positive visualizations that it will be as cheap as possible to fix(900) i would be the utmost grateful. Believe in the power of thought!!!!!!! Thank you

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01-05-2013 , 08:30 PM

#12177

nutsfl0pper

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,298

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Originally Posted by Dominic

I bet Ketzer's visualizing right now

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01-05-2013 , 10:49 PM

#12178

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

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Beautiful....

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides." !!!

Share away ♥

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01-05-2013 , 10:52 PM

#12179

Happy_Fish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 7,497

I want to somehow **** vomit all over whoever wrote that.

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01-05-2013 , 11:25 PM

#12180

lvalntin99

grinder

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 527

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Originally Posted by Happy_Fish

I want to somehow **** vomit all over whoever wrote that.

You want to vomit on Einstein?

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01-05-2013 , 11:47 PM

#12181

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 40,926

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Originally Posted by lvalntin99

You want to vomit on Einstein?

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01-06-2013 , 04:26 AM

#12182

ChipsAhoya

2011 $10k Stud8 Champion

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,890

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Originally Posted by lvalntin99

You want to vomit on Einstein?

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01-06-2013 , 11:56 AM

#12183

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Just a general PSA: No one "finds out" the gender of their baby. You find out the SEX of your baby. Gender is a social construct created by humans and then shoved down our throats. Say it with me, SEX of the baby. SEX.

SEX isn't a dirty word. Good God.

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01-06-2013 , 01:37 PM

#12184

rakemyblind

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 145

What are your thoughts on wishing a dead person a Happy Birthday in a Facebook status?

Not just remembering them on their birthday but actually telling them Happy Birthday.

Last edited by rakemyblind; 01-06-2013 at 01:38 PM. Reason: Added something

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01-06-2013 , 01:45 PM

#12185

Hero Protagonist

adept

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 770

Depends if the dead person is Hitler

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01-06-2013 , 02:13 PM

#12186

jjshabado

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,732

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Originally Posted by dukemagic

If I had a kid I'd want him to take his phone to school (and other places where she seems to advocate not having it) so I can reach him in case of emergency, or if schedules change and he needs to be picked up, etc. But I also wouldn't want him to be on his phone in class, playing games, texting way too much, and all the other stuff kids are wont to do. So I'd probably do something like also give him a pure dumb phone on a pay-as-you-go plan with very limited texting that he could keep on him at all times, and then the smart phone would a privilege for all the other times.

There's no need for a phone at school. Call the school office in an emergency or if there's a need for a scheduling change. If you frequently need to change the person that's suppose to pick up your kid have a pre-arranged trusted group of people that your kid can go with without prior knowledge or a code word that the kid can trust.

There's just no way that young kids *need* a phone in school.

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01-06-2013 , 02:30 PM

#12187

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

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Originally Posted by rakemyblind

What are your thoughts on wishing a dead person a Happy Birthday in a Facebook status?

Not just remembering them on their birthday but actually telling them Happy Birthday.

Why do you hate Christmas?

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01-06-2013 , 02:36 PM

#12188

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,410

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Originally Posted by rakemyblind

What are your thoughts on wishing a dead person a Happy Birthday in a Facebook status?

Not just remembering them on their birthday but actually telling them Happy Birthday.

i had a friend who died in HS and her parents keep up with her facebook, it is essentially a memorial to her where people sporadically leave memories etc

on her birthday many people often post a HB and i miss you type post

depends on if the FB is active basically is my point

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Originally Posted by Hero Protagonist

Depends if the dead person is Hitler

lold hard

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01-06-2013 , 02:39 PM

#12189

tyler_cracker

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 15,828

happy birthday, hitlers!

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01-06-2013 , 02:51 PM

#12190

Falc

Heads Up Champ, Nit Division

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,493

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Originally Posted by Mayo

So you're saying you're a pedophile?

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01-06-2013 , 03:21 PM

#12191

***

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,937

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Originally Posted by Hero Protagonist

Depends if the dead person is Hitler

I've done dumber things on 4/20.

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01-06-2013 , 03:41 PM

#12192

Spacemoose

adept

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 719

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Originally Posted by Subpar=(

"Drivin drunk ... classsic

but to whoever's vehicle i hit i am sorry. :P"

Not sure if you guys read the whole story but I thought I would highlight this part at the end

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The 18-year-old now joins a roster of not-so-bright Facebook users who got themselves into hot water with the law, including Joseph Bernard Campbell, who was arrested in Florida for cyberstalking 19 women and putting risqué photos of them on Facebook; a group of Nevada girls arrested after posting an event called "Attack a Teacher Day"; and London Eley of Philadelphia, who was taken into custody after posting, "I will pay somebody a stack to kill my baby father."

Absolute gold...