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09-25-2013 , 09:04 PM
Come home from a long day of work and remember my big sis made me a plate of food...shes the best sister and I love her!

Last edited by WalterS; 09-25-2013 at 09:13 PM. Reason: removed spoiler
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09-25-2013 , 09:25 PM
poloboy, edit should read "sad part is, god let me see her picture"
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09-25-2013 , 09:31 PM
@WalterS
Tell sis to add more flour to the pork chops yo
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09-25-2013 , 09:38 PM
So this happened.

A girl posted the "most interesting man in the world" meme with the caption "I don't always talk to a democrat, but when I do, I order a large fry"

Guy responds "last I checked you work at a grocery store. You should probably keep these postings to a minimum.

She proceeds to get all bent out of shape and chastises him for looking down on her profession.
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09-25-2013 , 09:45 PM
Fat republicans always ordering the large fries
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09-25-2013 , 09:45 PM
At least POF lady hates that godawful TBBT.
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09-25-2013 , 11:09 PM


mmm


Spoiler:
Chicken with oregano, thyme, basil, ground cumin, cinnamon, and a bay leaf on top.
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09-26-2013 , 01:12 AM
That POF lady is just lol. I don't even know what to say, I know quite a few Christians and know a bit about the bible and what she has in her profile totally goes against what Jesus taught. I really lol'd at the "I put a photo up on here of me in a bikini just to get your attention" and then also believes that "whosoever looks at a women to lust after her commits adultery in his heart" seems legit.
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09-26-2013 , 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by poloboy4
I was smart and fasted and prayed that God would block my picture from you if you are an atheist, or a sick-minded non-Christian sexual-pervert.
So sick-minded Christian-perverts aren't blocked. Makes sense.

Last edited by ninetynine99; 09-26-2013 at 01:29 AM. Reason: seriously, makes complete sense... unfortunately
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09-26-2013 , 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by wackybrak
Chicken with oregano, thyme, basil, ground cumin, cinnamon, and a bay leaf on top.
I genuinely thought this was some kind of fruit, melon perhaps, covered in flies. I scrolled by quickly and only discovered my error by clicking the spoiler. Not appetising.
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09-26-2013 , 08:05 AM
So this food porn just popped up in my feed.



What is that in the right corner? It looks like a sponge. No one will ever convince me that that is cheese.
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09-26-2013 , 08:24 AM
that is ****ing disgusting.

Last edited by Yakmelk; 09-26-2013 at 08:25 AM. Reason: and its obv cheese
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09-26-2013 , 08:52 AM
What's that top left? Looks like a fried vagina.
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09-26-2013 , 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by pocketeights
What's that top left? Looks like a fried vagina.
You sure know a lot about fried vaginas.
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09-26-2013 , 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by wackybrak


mmm


Spoiler:
Chicken with oregano, thyme, basil, ground cumin, cinnamon, and a bay leaf on top.
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Originally Posted by Alrighty Roo
So this food porn just popped up in my feed.



What is that in the right corner? It looks like a sponge. No one will ever convince me that that is cheese.
love it.
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09-26-2013 , 10:24 AM
Food posts are the gifts that keep on giving ITT. Never get tired of them.

That chicken one though seems mainly to be a picture-taking malfunction, I'm not convinced it is for sure disgusting looking. But man, the amount of white or yellow meals ppl have is just mind blowing imo.
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09-26-2013 , 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Alrighty Roo
So this food porn just popped up in my feed.



What is that in the right corner? It looks like a sponge. No one will ever convince me that that is cheese.
This might be my favorite food porn pic ITT

What.the.****.
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09-26-2013 , 10:39 AM
I love the token slice of cucumber hidden under the chips.
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09-26-2013 , 10:43 AM
just noticed that there's a random tomato slice and cucumber slice swimming in that bean sauce lol. balanced meal.

Last edited by nuggetz87; 09-26-2013 at 10:44 AM. Reason: slow ponied :(
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09-26-2013 , 10:56 AM
Yeah that chicken might just be bad lighting, and it's clearly just been grilled or whatever. But I thought they were hardboiled eggs at first glance.

That hotdog/bacon/fries/beans/eggs combo, though, my goodness.
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09-26-2013 , 11:01 AM
LOL, English breakfast brought to you by Kraft Foods. Tight.
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09-26-2013 , 11:03 AM
Looked like ants on a couple of rocks on my first glance.

That leftover medley is just...wow. At least there's pepper on the eggs.
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09-26-2013 , 11:04 AM
lol'd at fried vagina
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09-26-2013 , 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by jmill
This might be my favorite food porn pic ITT

What.the.****.
I think that is a churro at top left but it's difficult to be sure.
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09-26-2013 , 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by samuri8
I think that is a churro at top left but it's difficult to be sure.
I wasn't kidding earlier:

http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/...os-126689.aspx
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