What's so funny? IT'S BEEN PROVEN WITH MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY!

this made me fall out of my chair laughing.

posted on my fb, so far only 1 like.

that maths video is amazing. Apparently just "hookers" and "blow" can get you well over 100%!

people are taking this batman **** too seriously .

Math video confirmed word of god.

Fashion Guy is still in his twenties? if he was in fifth grade in 94 I'd assume he's 29 now?

fashionguy is 30

Those pants really bum me out.

Also I didn't know love of God was worth 3% more than hard work, but it makes sense now that I think about it.

Best look so far IMHO. Instagram fake old worldly looking sepia photo stuff is beginning to tilt the **** out of me now.

I have a home phone, and the other day while filling out a form that asked for home and cell, I drew a total blank. I couldn't even hazard a guess. I knew there was a 6 and a 9 in the last 4, and that's as close as I could come. I've had it for over 2 years. I so rarely use it, and never call it. It simply came bundled, and for like $10, it's worth it just for older relatives that I only want to talk to when I'm at home, or for when I'm charging my phone.

Address usually takes a good 45 seconds of thought. No clue on a single friend or family members address. If I was at my father's house, and he clutched his chest, I'd have to walk outside and look at his house to tell the 911 dispatcher. I would probably have to tell her to trace mine in an emergency situation where I couldn't collect my thoughts if I was at my home.

Clerk: home phone number plz

Napoleon...: something,something, sixty nine

Clerk: That's what SHE said!

Do all the Ben Affleck as Batman statii belong in this thread ?

It's a 4th declension Latin noun, not 2nd, therefore no. The correct Latin is simply 'status' but the anglicized 'statuses' is also fine. 'Statii' is just completely wrong and makes you look like you're trying to be smart and failing awfully. Your posting in this thread had got so much better, don't ruin it.

Tyler, ask that Dear Santa chic what she would do if she found Mr Perfect but then his mom died.

Doesn't surprise me he has a cross tatoo...

TD winning the thread recently. Apocalypse is neigh

Wearing your grade school tie is cute, but you can tell he's covering the fact that it's my-Dad level short (my father's tie game, as is likely true for any ex-hippy who never worked in the corporate world, is tragic on every level) and unacceptable a guy doing the thing he's doing.

Also assuming it's your brother taking the picture, the facial expression skeeves me the **** out.

My cell number ends in 4444 so I only have to remember the first three digits

"had got so much better"

His facial expressions/weird forward head posture piss me off. Is he trying to look as stupid as possible?

I'm British, gotten has fallen out of favour here. Whilst it helps differentiate between the pluperfect and other past tenses I dislike it in the sense that it's almost always going to be an unnecessary distinction (since 'had' makes it clear it's pluperfect anyway) and it sounds silly IMO. Using got there is fine, I think, and if not it's certainly debatable (and if it's debatable I'd argue it's silly to call it out since language is flexible and variable across time and space and there's really nothing wrong with using non-standard language for a whole variety of reasons) unlike your error, which was just wrong. The only justifiable reason to deliberately make that mistake is if you're being ironic.

pluperfect? you're just making up words now.

i did the same thing recently. As an aside, i tried to cancel my landline 6 months ago and my bill was going to go UP by $15. I just abandoned the line and pretend like i don't have one. wft comcast.

You probably use it every day; it's not some super obscure tense that only an English teacher should know, christ.

It's used to describe something in the further past whilst already talking about the past. e.g. 'I was going to see a movie but it had sold out already'.

LOL@U for pointing out an 'error' of mine that you don't even seem to understand.

I didn't really think it was an error--I was joking around while wondering why you've turned this into a grammar thread. Just like I was joking by writing "statii".

LOGIC IS HARD