It's supposed to be BDSM though. Bondage, Discipline or Domination, Sado-Masochism.

Um.. yeah.

Once all 50 have been written, the new 'Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen'?

Nice Einstein quote from my sister-in-law:




She (obviously) homeschools her three kids, and the 9-year old's irregular verb conjugation is pretty bad. Like, "After you getted the high score in Wii Bowling, I goed back home and practiced the rest of the night."

I told my wife to like the photo and then comment "Oh wow, what a hilarious visual image you just gave me of when the goldfish goed up the tree," but she wouldn't do it.

If their kid can't conjugate verbs, it's because your wife's family speaks that way, not because they're homeschooled.*

Yeah, has anyone else in the family conjugeaten verbs like that?

No, all the rest of us talk real, real smart-like.

This kid's parents, though, have clearly not corrected his conjugation mistakes over the years. My theory is that they are being over-protective of him and his feelings, and that this over-protection is not unrelated to their reasons for home schooling.

girl on my timeline went into a huge tirade the other day about misspellings and using correct and proper grammar. she misspelled grammar as "grammer" more than 5 times.

then she followed it up with an apology and blamed it on her autocorrect!

now I can't find it to quote it. I'm bummed. it was hilarious.

sigh

God dammit, this is why I need some sort of SECOND account because **** like this amuses me to no end.

I have far too many co-workers on my page that I could never like something such as that (I'm in my 30's) even though the troll force is strong with this one.

Seriously, which site? This is my WORST NIGHTMARE and I tend to be logged out of FB when viewing such things.

Meant to post that pic. I like how they try to make it look like the memo the boss used but then there's an introduction on top making that an impossibility.

All,

Hot chick obv:

top 5 submission right there

Yeah. Pretty much the only "web series" requiring nudity is going to be straight out porn or maybe the simulated Skinemax sort of soft core. Any other series won't have any nudity at all because it would keep them off of YouTube.

BP, grando:

It's actually much more likely to be some artsy crap. She is a struggling actress in NYC who pays the bills with various tiny bit parts, extra and stand-in work, production assistant stuff, and various theater and low budget web stuff.

I tried the struggling actor days for a few years after college and they suck complete ass. It's pretty much the most terrible life possible, and it's not uncommon for those involved in it to seek out any sort of compliments or affirmation from others that they're doing something well or worthwhile in an effort to prove it to themselves somehow. Facebook wasn't prevalent back then, but if it was, I'd bet there would be idiotic/narcissistic/annoying statuses coming from me about some BS crap I was doing or in this case, NOT doing.

A friend of mine recently got out of the "business" and wrote a facebook post today about how much happier she was now on her new career path (hotel industry). For the first time I decided to use a facebook meme in a reply.
"Boy I sure am disappointed I left performance arts" said no one ever.

I'd be willing to bet a lot of coin that this part in a lol webseries was unpaid or minimum wage - and probably 50% likely to just be part of someone elses project for film school.

BP, grando:

Followup to that post. The comments to her posts are always 50% other arts/entertainment chicks supporting whatever she's going on about, and 50% dudes trying to bang her. Not content to get lost among all the comments on that post, this guy decided to post his comment as a new post on her Wall today:



And here's a bonus status update from her from a couple days ago:

Quad,

Haha, that inspired me to go check out a good friend of mine who is an actor in LA (just slightly less struggling, he gets bit parts in real movies and TV shows). His feed is a constant stream of stuff like this:







Definitely a huge mutual affirmation thing going on between all these actor types on Facebook.

And a bonus very special holiday season post:

lol those posts only need my grammas e-card pics to be perfect

This was shared by a friend. She doesn't live in South Africa.

What in the world could this possibly even mean???

Yeah that thing screams "fake". It is a bit funny if you think about "boot in your ass" Americans enjoying the letter.

I've never been a big fan of this girl, but in high school she hung out with some extra hot chicks. I managed to weasel my way into their circle of friends, so she thinks that I'm tight with her to this day.

I tried to ninja-unfriend her once, but she noticed a few months later (and didn't get the hint). I was happy when Facebook gave us the "unsubscribe" button!

Her feed is riddled with pompous dilettante stuff like this:

Seen this shared by at least 5 different people, all teachers. The first time I saw it I just shrugged it off, but seeing it serially posted tilted me. Several of the shares have been accompanied by comments such as, "The world is so backwards!" and "They wonder why our education system is broken!"