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12-27-2012 , 04:16 AM
Or she just has a sense of humor. Either way lets not scare her off the market.
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12-27-2012 , 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by wheelflush
Am I the only one cool with her posting images of hot girls and saying whatever she wants? It's just fb.
i'm cool with it. i'm also cool with making fun of it.

plenty of girls post pics of girls who look a lot like them, somewhat implying that it is them, and that's totally fine. but when it goes as far as making up impossible stories about where the pic was taken, etc, trolling is totally fair game.
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12-27-2012 , 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by wheelflush
Or she just has a sense of humor. Either way lets not scare her off the market.
no
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12-27-2012 , 04:27 AM
"plenty of girls post pictures of girls who look a lot like them"???? wtf??? am I the only one who has never seen this happen


sounds like an LOLcanada moment
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12-27-2012 , 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by jenningst77
"plenty of girls post pictures of girls who look a lot like them"???? wtf??? am I the only one who has never seen this happen


sounds like an LOLcanada moment
i mean in most cases it's meant to be obvious that it's not actually her, but it happens a lot. pretty sure it has nothing to do with igloos or maple syrup.
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12-27-2012 , 04:30 AM
it could though

really though I have never seen like a joke or anything like that posted by my female friends. weird
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12-27-2012 , 04:33 AM
i wouldnt care if she didnt say it was actually her, and then talked about the beach. When she obviously never went there and is just a sick crazy bitch
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12-27-2012 , 04:48 AM
Used to have a girl on my fb who did the same thing. Ultra high res photos of "her" but never her face, often cropped out. Pics of her face were low res and taken with her logitech webcam circa 2001. always wanted to call her out because the fake pics received many likes right away, "your hard work is paying off girl!"
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12-27-2012 , 04:52 AM
lol I met an online girl while playing games and she was really funny and smart, with the nicest laugh.

Anyways, she wasnt that great looking or my style tho (and a bit fat).

The sad part of the story is the only photo I ever complimented her on I realized was her face on another body l0l0l0l. It was in a halloween pikachu costume so it wasnt that obvious. And she wasnt doing it at all to try and act like it was her or anything like that :/.

Felt pretty bad afterwards.
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12-27-2012 , 06:09 AM
i don't get it. why feel bad? was it a sexy pikachu costume? it was supposed to be a joke but you can't help it if you thought it was real. unless you said something like, "This is the SEXIEST pic of you ever!" If you said that, she might feel inadequate.
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12-27-2012 , 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by wheelflush
i don't get it. why feel bad? was it a sexy pikachu costume?
is there another kind of pikachu costume?
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12-27-2012 , 10:17 AM
Messing around on some dating sites and may have found the perfect woman:

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12-27-2012 , 10:30 AM
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Dear Teachers,

Please come to work early so I can drop my kids off on my way to Starbucks. Please feed them breakfast while they’re there. Make sure it’s healthier than what I offer at home. Also, teach them math & science since we rarely practice those in our house. But, also teach the moral & religious beliefs that they see me not follow. I want you to reward their successes & recognize each child’s abilities. But, make sure they all feel like winners & that no one feels left out. Be on the watch for bullies or trouble makers. Don’t let anyone mistreat anyone else since I don’t have time to find out if my child is the “different” one. Make sure to recognize each student’s individual talents & skills. Tell me what those are during our 10 minute conferences each semester. Love & cherish my children as if they were your own. I’m busy working 50 hour weeks trying to pay for all of our belongings & don’t have the kind of spare time that you do. Also, learn to shoot a gun & bring it to school in order to protect my children. They are my life & I wouldn’t want them to be harmed on your watch. Ensure every child that leaves your classroom is safe, smart, well adjusted, & free of social problems or concerns. I have difficulty parenting my two kids, but you got a degree in this. So, you must be able to handle all 38 students with absolute ease. When you're done with this list, let me know. I have more ideas on how you can raise my children for me.

Thanks,

A Parent
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12-27-2012 , 10:33 AM
Obviously that parent was no Einstein...
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12-27-2012 , 10:42 AM
I'd take wagers that that parent is also a teacher. I'd even say it was more likely to be penned by a teacher than a parent if it is only one or the other.
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12-27-2012 , 10:45 AM
duh?
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12-27-2012 , 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
I'd take wagers that that parent is also a teacher. I'd even say it was more likely to be penned by a teacher than a parent if it is only one or the other.
i'm not sure you get it
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12-27-2012 , 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
I'd take wagers that that parent is also a teacher. I'd even say it was more likely to be penned by a teacher than a parent if it is only one or the other.
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12-27-2012 , 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
I'd take wagers that that parent is also a teacher. I'd even say it was more likely to be penned by a teacher than a parent if it is only one or the other.
Was the parent a good teacher though?
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12-27-2012 , 01:27 PM
dat ass, holy ****
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12-27-2012 , 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
I'd take wagers that that parent is also a teacher.
Probably has a split personality and is giving advice to herself.
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12-27-2012 , 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by BigPoppa
“Is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be? Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'? Not to me.”
― Einstein


Was really really tempted to reply "Yes"

I am pretty sure that quote was mis-attributed. I have fixed it to include the real author.
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12-27-2012 , 03:51 PM
This guy is for real

Some people ask me "so you get paid for all this charity work you do right?"

To which I reply "no I do not. Not one cent"

To their response is "why would you do all this charity work for free"

To which I think to my self "is that even a real question?!"

I will just say this "do what makes you happy in life whether you make money or not"

What doesn't make me rich in money, makes me rich in soul, which is good enough for me, merry Christmas everyone




I commented after ten girls commented saying how awesome he is
"well part of the reason you do it is for all the attention you get from your lady friends right? Or you wouldn't be bragging about it. I doubt you know so many people who don't know the definition of charity"

He blocked me after sending me a message saying he's Gunna track me down and smash my face in
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12-27-2012 , 03:52 PM
You're just as annoying as he is. Congrats.
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