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02-08-2013 , 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
From a chick that went to school with me:

"Seriously, the high I get walking into a courtroom is like no other. It's a healthy "drug" for me b/c I'm furthering justice and getting to do what I love. I truly have found my life's career passion!"

Also, a woman that went to college with me posted a pic of her family "belly bump". It was a photo of her bumping her pregnant belly against the belly of her toddler daughter and a bunch of women commented about how "precious" that photo was. But I thought it was mostly stupid and kinda gross.
Finally some legit submissions to this thread
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02-08-2013 , 06:36 PM
A female friend of mine (recently divorced) seems almost as desperate as Daily Trait Girl, though the difference is she's actually really attractive and is most likely just trolling her ex by posting increasingly sexy pics on facebook and inviting male friends to publicly drool over them. She's even gone to the lengths of having a professional photo shoot in her underwear, and has been gradually releasing the pics over the past few days.

I know, worthless without pics. I'll grab a few and do some El Diablo style facial disguising at some point over the weekend. To be honest the comments are the interesting part, the pics are such obvious perv-bait that even I haven't risen to them but dozens of optimistic loners are all over them like flies round ****. She's taking the concept of fishing for compliments to new extremes.
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02-08-2013 , 06:37 PM
A girl just posted that she learned the sex of her child and that her son's name will be Bralynn.

Obviously it's getting tons of love.

It's almost cruel how awful that is for a boy's name, and I know it's going to be truly rage-inducing when she starts updating about "Baby BrayBray" or some ****
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02-08-2013 , 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by brrrrr
A girl just posted that she learned the sex of her child and that her son's name will be Bralynn.

Obviously it's getting tons of love.

It's almost cruel how awful that is for a boy's name, and I know it's going to be truly rage-inducing when she starts updating about "Baby BrayBray" or some ****
Brah-lin

****** spelling gonna haunt that kid

Spoiler:
Braylon obv
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02-08-2013 , 06:41 PM
calm down brah
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02-08-2013 , 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by LostOstrich
Yes, that's a quote from a Dolly Parton song. Profound.
And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

Last edited by buddyholly; 02-08-2013 at 07:03 PM.
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02-08-2013 , 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by buddyholly
And people say she's just a pair of tits.


was beginning to think I was the only one who watched the office!
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02-08-2013 , 07:41 PM
Paul O., what do you mean? There have been many legit submissions to this thread. Trait girl is just one example.
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02-08-2013 , 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
Paul O., what do you mean? There have been many legit submissions to this thread. Trait girl is just one example.
Legit submissions from you
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02-08-2013 , 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by LostOstrich
A female friend of mine (recently divorced) seems almost as desperate as Daily Trait Girl, though the difference is she's actually really attractive and is most likely just trolling her ex by posting increasingly sexy pics on facebook and inviting male friends to publicly drool over them. She's even gone to the lengths of having a professional photo shoot in her underwear, and has been gradually releasing the pics over the past few days.

I know, worthless without pics. I'll grab a few and do some El Diablo style facial disguising at some point over the weekend. To be honest the comments are the interesting part, the pics are such obvious perv-bait that even I haven't risen to them but dozens of optimistic loners are all over them like flies round ****. She's taking the concept of fishing for compliments to new extremes.
Link to her facebook to friend request her, I would gladly help in making her ex mad.
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02-08-2013 , 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by rakemyblind
Link to her facebook to friend request her, I would gladly help in making her ex mad.
ha, I've been super tempted to throw my own hat into the ring but I've no doubt her inbox is full of seduction attempts from lonely men and my self respect prohibits me from joining the queue. Here's one of the pics, there are dozens of comments that fall into two categories: "you go girl!" style support from the sisterhood and half-witted attempts at subtle appreciation from single men.

Spoiler:

Last edited by LostOstrich; 02-08-2013 at 08:16 PM. Reason: props to El D for teaching me how to expertly hide identities!
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02-08-2013 , 09:19 PM
^ lol, like the file name
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02-08-2013 , 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Openfold
Finally some legit submissions to this thread
only because of the severe handicap he holds
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02-08-2013 , 09:21 PM
also, I realized im old the other day when the girl at the cashiers name tag was "Mystikal" and all I could think was how ****ing stupid both the name and the spelling were.
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02-08-2013 , 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
also, I realized im old the other day when the girl at the cashiers name tag was "Mystikal" and all I could think was how ****ing stupid both the name and the spelling were.
Spoiler:
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02-08-2013 , 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
also, I realized im old the other day when the girl at the cashiers name tag was "Mystikal" and all I could think was how ****ing stupid both the name and the spelling were.
[ ] old
[x] a non-ridiculous human being
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02-08-2013 , 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot
Status: #3: a good head on his shoulders. At least a high school diploma is now required!!!

Comment: Comment 1: I keep hitting things you speak of. Lol...
No way, what are the odds of that? These two must be meant for each other.
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02-08-2013 , 10:10 PM
I've had enough of your sarcasm, d10.
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02-09-2013 , 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by YouR_DooM
Holy ****, my 14 year old cousin. She got a facebook account a few weeks ago.



and then

"Every day I think "just smile and be happy". I think it, but I never do it."

" I need a vacation, not a stupid weekend "

" **** everything "

"You are so beautiful it's not worth it to be treated badly"

Yeeeah, **** off. Onto the block list you go.
Hahaha highschool was fun
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02-09-2013 , 12:24 PM
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02-09-2013 , 12:29 PM
yikes!

do you know if that scott dude is trolling him or is that legit?
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02-09-2013 , 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by 34TheTruth34
yikes!

do you know if that scott dude is trolling him or is that legit?
his profile picture is some busto mercedes so i'm gonna go with legit
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02-09-2013 , 01:55 PM
Today I decided to go do some good deeds...as I know most people can not drive in the snow...because I hate sitting around with nothing to do. Helped a family that was stuck since 2100 yesterday, their car buried in a snow drift. Helped a nurse that was trying to get to work and relieve the night shift. Helped two kids that were just out playing in their beater car. Helped a lady that was trying to go see her elderly mother. Helped a guy going to get his wife from the night shift at the nursing home. All offered money, but some things money can't buy...and I refused them all. Glad that all of them got a little closer to where they were going...I think, no, I know I did :-)
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02-09-2013 , 02:10 PM
I would like to give that man $5
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02-09-2013 , 02:18 PM
and that guy going to get his wife from the night shift grew up to be Einstein
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