LOL @ Rehosted fail.



I replied with "The Mayans were real". Awaiting responses.

fyp

Try "There is evidence of Mayans."

I couldn't resist sharing.

That's how a WASP dances.

haha zing!

and Einstein was a mayan

Mayanstein ITT

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All these **** cancer post are ****ing dumb without cancer there would be no us everybody has cancerous cells in them
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Yeah, that's real. Smdh obv.

lolwut

haha I wish I had mentally handicapped people on my facebook

without mental handicaps there would be no us everybody has mental handicap in them

the person who came up with that theory? EINSTEIN!

wtf is this ****

I feel like someone should be humming Battle Hymn of the Republic or something in the background while I read that.

I imagine this will be a popular thread over the next few days. Allow me to submit the first shooting related status that made me headdesk.gif.

Cliffs: In Ontario (province in Canada where Toronto is) the teachers union is about to strike because of a proposed wage freeze.

Status:

"Ontario elementary teachers, how big do your problems seem now?"

10 likes in under an hour.

Seen this going around:



Good sentiment of course, but I have a few problems with it:

1. They misspell the name of the town.
2. They include the website of their blog on the bottom. I went to it and the blog doesn't even have a post about the incident, nor does it seem relevant in any way. So this person basically decided to use this tragedy as a way to get their website spread around facebook. Maybe they just wanted to protect their intellectual property because they created this image, but seriously this image is very generic and it sucks.
3. The font usage annoys me, using that little kid playful font. c'mon.

Yeah FB is pretty much unreadable for a couple days following a tragedy.

Feed today, has over 25 likes from my HS friends:

rofl

i really wonder how many teachers would blow up and shoot students / year

how can you be that ****ing stupid...

“Sometimes I would like to ask God why He allows poverty, suffering, and injustice when He could do something about it. But I’m afraid He would ask me the same question.” – Anonymous

Ohyes.

I've been seeing it spelled "Newton" so much. It's like come on take at least 3 seconds to read an article.

In before Ben Stein gets corrected to Einstein.
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Very insightful and very true....Take a second to read this:

Apparently the White House referred to Christmas Trees as “Holiday Trees” for the first time this year which prompted CBS presenter, Ben Stein, to present this piece which I would like to share with you. I think it applies just as much to many countries as it does to America . . .



The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.


My confession:

I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejewelled trees, Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are, Christmas trees.

It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, “Merry Christmas” to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a crib, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from, that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.

Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship celebrities and we aren't allowed to worship God? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where these celebrities came from and where the America we knew went to.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her: “How could God let something like this happen?” (regarding Hurricane Katrina). Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said: “I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?”

In light of recent events... terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found a few years ago) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK. Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbour as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave, because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said okay.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with 'WE REAP WHAT WE SOW.'

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Are you laughing yet?

Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.

Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.

Pass it on if you think it has merit.

If not, then just discard it.... no one will know you did. But if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in.

My Best Regards, Honestly and respectfully,

Ben Stein

and that great and insightful man was Ben Stein