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I love how strangers think they on top of a situation....All my loyal people that really know me ....Know this:. I'm always 5 steps ahead anticipating, waiting, watching, listening and prepared for your next move, whatever direction you go....But if you're uneducated never played chess I cannot help you. You will face the consequences of your actions. Good or bad. Like we all do it's called choices and critical thinking. NOBODY is safe from karma the dealing with the decisions they make.

Changed her profile pic to this:

I'm guessing some **** is about to go down in her apartment complex with that bitch down the hall who can't stop running her mouth.

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01-25-2017 , 07:43 PM

#40052

rakemeplz

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Some super old woman using social media is posting some kind of video about how she ALWAYS stands for the anthem and wants you to REPOST if you ALWAYS stand for the anthem too.

I guess its spreading anthem standing awareness for those not educated in the ways of standing up any time you hear the anthem.

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01-25-2017 , 07:50 PM

#40053

rakemeplz

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OK guise, this time I got a superfunny one, I put it in spoilers because these LOLS simply must be contained.

Spoiler:

Hehehe, its funny because it about the human condition and how we're unable to function in the morning without some kind of commonly available stimulant most of us use to increase alertness. Oh man I'm cracking up just thinking about the communal lols everyone is having at this humorously original joke. I'm glad I shared this moment of levity, I'm sure you can relate to this one, hahahaha.

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01-26-2017 , 12:20 AM

#40054

Johnny Truant

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That's rich.

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01-26-2017 , 02:49 AM

#40055

rakemeplz

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Spoiler:

Let me assure each and every one of you mother ****ers this copy pasting bull**** has put me on the edge, on the ****ing edge man.

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01-26-2017 , 02:57 AM

#40056

rakemeplz

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oMG this is funny because references to weed are funny especially when you are high and its like a funny code hahaha

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01-26-2017 , 05:09 AM

#40057

problemeliminator

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(hold down on my post and you will be given the option to copy... then go to your status and hold down to paste)

informing the olds how copy and paste works made my otherwise below average day.

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01-26-2017 , 11:40 AM

#40058

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,101

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

Spoiler:

Let me assure each and every one of you mother ****ers this copy pasting bull**** has put me on the edge, on the ****ing edge man.

The irony that you used cut and paste to put that here

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01-26-2017 , 12:29 PM

#40059

rakemeplz

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Juda Farmer "But havent you heard for 8 years? Its not them, its is crackers. Its the cops, its everuone but them! Black Lives Matter, you shove down our throats. You terrorize our cities, close orur freeways, have your big marches against ME, meanwhile you are killing each other at rate most WARs dont kill!! But for 8 LONG Years, everytime we mention THAT, we are racist. But ya know lemme tell from a White persons POV and no this isnt about color, but WE simply DONT CARE anymore!! We eleceted a BLACK MAN and still GOT CALLED RACIST!! Because a few of US were social morons, you laid it at ALL OUR Feets. You have laid that RACE **** and slavery crap at ALL OUR FEETS, long the *** enough! Are you racist because you dont liek some white people. YOu hate Trump, is that because of Race, like you accused us of or is your reasoning supposed to taken without question of racial motivation? 8 years you told us we couldnt complain or we hated black people. Now we couldnt care less how you feel and thats YOUR fault."

18 likes

In response to a killing of some black guy in Detroit.

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01-26-2017 , 02:27 PM

#40060

rakemeplz

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I feel inclined to type "you're at a pretty high level already".

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01-26-2017 , 02:33 PM

#40061

rakemeplz

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The following post got 2 likes 1 share:

Could at least three of my Facebook friends please copy and re-post (not share) this? We're trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicideAwareness #BellLetsTalk
1-800-273-TALK
COPY / PASTE - NOT SHARE

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01-26-2017 , 02:53 PM

#40062

rakemeplz

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Do you ever think the human race is a cancer and needs to be exterminated in its entirety for its stupidity and heard thinking? No? Well me neither. Anyhoo, here is an awesome facebook post:

My husband says I can't get many likes because I'm disabled & ugly,,,
If you think I'm beautiful please hit a Like and comment Amen,,,,
Add/Follow Imran Ghori

apparently this Imran ghori (not pictured) person posts these things all the time to get likes/follows.

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01-26-2017 , 03:10 PM

#40063

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Yea there is some husband out there who is like "You're ugly because you're missing a leg - and that means you won't get many likes on Facebook!"

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01-26-2017 , 07:47 PM

#40064

blackize5

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,358

I feel like this is a bit disturbing

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01-26-2017 , 09:41 PM

#40065

lonely_but_rich

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,110

Oh yeah, baby

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01-26-2017 , 10:00 PM

#40066

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

that kid has a punchable face

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01-27-2017 , 12:41 AM

#40067

Johnny Truant

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This one is for rakeme. It seems since unfollowing a bunch of politards and having one of them defriend me after calling them out on some stupidity, I have a new crop of people who have become my top timeline influencers. This chick shares about 20 memes a day, mostly about how she is about to tell someone they don't deserve her friendship if they mistreat her. This one is just a knee slappin funny tho.

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01-27-2017 , 12:51 AM

#40068

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,101

To be fair that would stop me from ever having a fight with the mrs

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01-27-2017 , 01:19 AM

#40069

rakemeplz

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his chick shares about 20 memes a day, mostly about how she is about to tell someone they don't deserve her friendship if they mistreat her.

This is so many people on facebook I can't even...incredibly annoying.

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01-27-2017 , 01:39 AM

#40070

Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

What do you mean you have never seen one of these? Here are some examples from today for you to enjoy.

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01-28-2017 , 06:55 AM

#40071

Csaba

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An update on an old favourite.

Looks fake but still made me laugh.

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01-28-2017 , 01:03 PM

#40072

Csaba

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Originally Posted by Csaba

An update on an old favourite.

Looks fake but still made me laugh.

Try that again

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01-28-2017 , 11:07 PM

#40073

Johnny Truant

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01-28-2017 , 11:10 PM

#40074

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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lol

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01-28-2017 , 11:59 PM

#40075

rakemeplz

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SanFran SportsFan feeling his oats after a big woyas win:

So much for the Clippers/Warriors "rivalry". Theres a lot of words that can be used to describe the continuous brutalization of a franchise but rivalry is not one of them.

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