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01-31-2017 , 12:36 PM
Right around now, I'm going with "all of them".
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01-31-2017 , 02:49 PM
I've found most of what's on Nextdoor to be fine. Although I don't go into the for sale area so maybe that's why. Sure some of it seems a bit unnecessary and there are threads that pop up all the time rather than ppl going back and searching, but there is a lot of very solid stuff about stuff going on in the neighborhood.
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01-31-2017 , 03:32 PM
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01-31-2017 , 04:19 PM
"I happened upon the gentlemen as I was leaving to take my kiddos to school. "

This should never be a sentence you're comfortable using anywhere. Don't know why its just wrong though.

Anyways not sure why people hate minions, posting minions related copy pasted memes on social media is always hilarious and bound to make you super popular. Here is one you can share to the joy and mirth of your good internet friends:


Last edited by rakemeplz; 01-31-2017 at 04:26 PM.
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01-31-2017 , 04:30 PM
Here are some great memes, from a new annoying chick:





Any time you're posting memes with the words "no shame in my game", you're bound to be supercool and hip.





Uh oh liars! Good thing we have word image thingies so we know how to deal with them!



Not sure why Jason Stathom is pictured, but ok, he's superclassy so it works.
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01-31-2017 , 04:34 PM
Today she posted this:



3 days ago she posted this:

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01-31-2017 , 05:26 PM
Awesome.
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01-31-2017 , 07:02 PM
SanFranSportsFan posted the following: The more I think about this game the more I like the Patriots. If anyone wants the Falcons ill take your action vig free and gladly give you the 3 points.

Not sure if anyone wants to follow his picks and get rich, but there you go...
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01-31-2017 , 07:06 PM
tbabs?
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01-31-2017 , 07:13 PM
Nah its just some sanfrancisco homer who's a fb friend.

Desperate Pansexual Chick (aka Cancerous Personality Chick) wants to be taken out on some REAL DATES...step your game up, menfolk!!!

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01-31-2017 , 09:09 PM
What differentiates "flowers for no reason" from "flowers as step 1 of Getting Laid 101"?
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01-31-2017 , 11:02 PM
Is the annoying chick the same chick in the dating/wedding/pregnant/child montage, or is she just jealous of that hot couple?
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01-31-2017 , 11:41 PM
I was very happy to see this post today.

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Someday I'll be dead and you'll realize that you never told me how ripped I was, and you'll cry. You'll cry because you know how ripped I was but never complimented me on my gainz.
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02-01-2017 , 12:29 AM
lol
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02-01-2017 , 12:35 AM
Lol weak bluff, rake.

FWIW I would take that bet against him for $1000 in a heartbeat but I don't think he can drive enough uber and lyft to pay me more than $5/week
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02-01-2017 , 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant
I was very happy to see this post today.


You follow me on Facebook?
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02-01-2017 , 04:03 AM
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02-01-2017 , 07:07 AM
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Lol, bravo.
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02-01-2017 , 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ninetynine99
Correct and LOL.

Last edited by rakemeplz; 02-01-2017 at 03:55 PM. Reason: YES/prays
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02-02-2017 , 02:01 AM
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Not sure how you manage to find all these but I'd like to steal this one and post it ironically onto my own social media.
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02-02-2017 , 02:16 AM
A woman who works for my company as an admin, well loved by everyone...sort of a mother hen figure to the staff. Everyone in the region who has been hired came through her system for probably 10 years plus. She is Chinese, about 50 or so, very sweet and shy, probably never had a boyfriend. We have been friends on Facebook for years, but as I unfollowed a bunch of people she bumped up the list of however they set the algorithm for my feed, so I now see things she likes on top of what she posts. She goes on sprees of liking soft core pornish romance novels to where I get 10-15 of these in a row.



I'm 100% that she doesn't know others see it and 80% that it would humiliate her if I told her.
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02-02-2017 , 05:58 AM
Like the same books then ask if anyone knows how to make it private.
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02-02-2017 , 06:32 AM
Copying across from Politics forum as it is a fantastic piece of trolling:



http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...8&postcount=24

Last edited by Csaba; 02-02-2017 at 06:55 AM.
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02-02-2017 , 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by rakemeplz
Today she posted this:



3 days ago she posted this:

its a lock she doesnt see any conflict.
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02-02-2017 , 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Csaba
Copying across from Politics forum as it is a fantastic piece of trolling:



http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...8&postcount=24
JK Rowling is awesome. Well worth following on Twitter.
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