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09-01-2016 , 12:21 AM

#38601

OmgGlutten!

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 5,273

i had to read that like five times to figure out what she meant.

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09-01-2016 , 12:30 AM

#38602

bdiddy131313

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,609

There's like 100 nudes of me on 2+2

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09-01-2016 , 12:43 AM

#38603

problemeliminator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Read his H&F log

no, ill take your word for it.

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09-01-2016 , 02:33 AM

#38604

KPowers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 13,180

posting your own shirtless selfie in the fb thread after baiting people to ask you about your physique in a thread about narcissistic facebook posts is some absurdly high level meta **** right there

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09-01-2016 , 02:55 AM

#38605

grando1.0

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 17,111

Nah it's pretty much the title of the thread

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09-01-2016 , 02:59 AM

#38606

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

It's about as meta as an episode of "Community"

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09-01-2016 , 04:23 AM

#38607

bdiddy131313

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,609

I'm on that next level of narcissism

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09-01-2016 , 04:54 AM

#38608

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

Let's just all be grateful no one started literally taking pictures of their dicks and move on.

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09-01-2016 , 07:49 AM

#38609

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,031

no one started because we've been doing it for years.

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09-01-2016 , 08:08 AM

#38610

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

Rakeme crossing his fingers that this thread gets hit with a volley of dick pics.

Sent from my LG-K430 using Tapatalk

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09-01-2016 , 10:10 AM

#38611

DucoGranger

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 762

Quote:

Originally Posted by rakemeplz

Let's just all be grateful no one started literally taking pictures of their dicks and move on.

Speaking of:

The gif is of the guy literally disrobing.

I don't know who he is or how he got on my feed.

Sent from my HUAWEI G700-U20 using Tapatalk

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09-01-2016 , 02:17 PM

#38612

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperUberBob

Rakeme crossing his fingers that this thread gets hit with a volley of dick pics.

Isn't that standard for everyone?

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09-01-2016 , 02:38 PM

#38613

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

I am, as always, available to judge a cocktest.

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09-01-2016 , 02:53 PM

#38614

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Proper term is cock-off or for multiple cock-offs it's a cockfest

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09-01-2016 , 02:56 PM

#38615

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

I do enjoy a good cockfest.

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09-01-2016 , 02:59 PM

#38616

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,449

Quote:

Originally Posted by KPowers

posting your own shirtless selfie in the fb thread after baiting people to ask you about your physique in a thread about narcissistic facebook posts is some absurdly high level meta **** right there

Hey, stop ruining my action here

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09-01-2016 , 03:00 PM

#38617

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

I do enjoy a good cockfest.

You bet your ass!

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09-01-2016 , 03:07 PM

#38618

SuqAta8

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 21,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

I am, as always, available to judge a cocktest.

Id like to be on the panel of judges too

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09-01-2016 , 03:10 PM

#38619

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,449

I would never judge a penis but always appreciate a peek

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09-01-2016 , 03:15 PM

#38620

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

This is by far the stupidest "joke" of this type I've ever seen shared on FB:

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A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?”

He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”

“With what money!?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.”

“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”

The parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?” they asked.

“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. “Don’t know her name — they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”

“Oh my goodness!” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”

So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting flowers. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she has sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

“Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn’t intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.

If you know someone who might like this, please click “Share!”

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09-01-2016 , 03:16 PM

#38621

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

"Cockfest Champion" would make an excellent undertitle if there were a contest with a prize.

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09-01-2016 , 03:30 PM

#38622

Villian1

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 8,175

What was the prize in Cockfest 1?

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09-01-2016 , 03:33 PM

#38623

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

An undertitle.

I believe plus rep went with "El Guapo."

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09-01-2016 , 04:52 PM

#38624

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,309

Diddy, you need to find a good workout for your face.

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09-01-2016 , 05:12 PM

#38625

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

I do enjoy a good cockfest.

So is there like a cell number we are suppose to text or do we just send them directly to your sgt rj pm?

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