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12-03-2014 , 04:05 AM

#27051

Cleary89

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

Screenshots of that comment or gtfo

He obv liked my comment. His gf did not.

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12-03-2014 , 06:15 AM

#27052

cicakman

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 9,229

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

She was joking/trolling.

The only possibility of her saying that without joking is if she has really low self esteem so is trying to appear dumb to get attention.

Again, there is a 0% chance she actually thought that.

There was a girl my freshman year of hs that thought our zip code was 90210.

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12-03-2014 , 02:16 PM

#27053

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

Was it? =P

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12-03-2014 , 05:06 PM

#27054

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Diablo

All,

Posted by a guy who normally has impeccable facebook posting habits. Maybe his wife forced him to do this?

Yes, it's also the first (and only) comment.

The thing thaqts so tilting about this is that its some sort of pseudo ultrapersonal lifeshare, but its also a genericly ******ed copy paste which is obviously impersonal and will lead to no real personal growth/sharing whatsoever. However in trolling terms that makes it pretty great i guess. However most people on facebook fail on this basic irony...who can tell why they post this BS?

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12-04-2014 , 02:08 AM

#27055

johnnycarson

adept

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 446

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2nd miscarriage in 3 months confirmed... This sucks!

Yikes.

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12-04-2014 , 02:57 AM

#27056

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

comment "third time's the charm!"

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12-04-2014 , 03:29 AM

#27057

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

Quote:

Originally Posted by cicakman

There was a girl my freshman year of hs that thought our zip code was 90210.

Ha, growing up I lived in Bell (90201) and for a while 9-year-old me thought the 90210 tv show was filmed in the nice part of the city.

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12-04-2014 , 10:41 AM

#27058

problemeliminator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

I wish I still had the screenshots but this was a few cellphones ago. The best fb drama I ever saw involved a firefighter and his long-distance girlfriend. Apparently he had been unfaithful to her, and had filmed some of the encounters. Somehow she hacked these videos and his facebook account (maybe he'd sent the video in a message). She posted one of the videos from her boyfriends accounts with the caption "She looked like a man, but I ****ed her anyway, because I really don't love [girlfriend's name tagged]." Also posted a bunch of nude selfies women must have sent him.

It was glorious.

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12-05-2014 , 01:16 PM

#27059

El Diablo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70,770

All,

Maybe the funniest comment (red) I've seen all year:

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12-05-2014 , 02:52 PM

#27060

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,991

A+

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12-05-2014 , 11:18 PM

#27061

Cubzfan

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 81

I wish there was a line at the mall to see Jesus...

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12-06-2014 , 12:02 AM

#27062

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,991

Spoiler:

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12-06-2014 , 01:02 AM

#27063

ninetynine99

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 9,238

LOL. excellent

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12-06-2014 , 03:10 AM

#27064

Quadstriker

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 15,337

Not idiotic, narcissistic, or annoying.

It's very good.

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12-06-2014 , 10:12 AM

#27065

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,991

Yes we allow those sometimes. But the bar has to be much higher

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12-06-2014 , 04:26 PM

#27066

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

ugh.

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12-06-2014 , 04:29 PM

#27067

punkass

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 12,494

What am I looking at here?

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12-06-2014 , 04:59 PM

#27068

trob888

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by LolPony

I mean he has to buy car insurance? Probably a bunch of other stuff he has to buy.

notsureifserious.jpg

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12-06-2014 , 05:38 PM

#27069

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,422

I added, "And sometimes, he makes us drown."

Insta de-friend.

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12-06-2014 , 06:17 PM

#27070

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,110

hehe

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12-06-2014 , 06:32 PM

#27071

crashjr

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,922

A couple from yesterday:

This one just a pic from a friend about a find while walking his dog:

This one came up in an advertisement:

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12-06-2014 , 07:30 PM

#27072

problemeliminator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

What were they thinking? People in Utah still mad about Pearl Harbor?

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12-06-2014 , 07:51 PM

#27073

crashjr

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,922

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

What were they thinking? People in Utah still mad about Pearl Harbor?

Inorite?? I'm really looking forward to the schnitzel, rouladen, and wurst paired with schnapps and gruner veltliner on kristallnacht.

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12-07-2014 , 05:13 PM

#27074

miajag

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 17,328

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I have not purchased a single thing for Christmas. My gift to you, friends and family, is self-sufficiency and the lesson that there is no free lunch.

dude lived with his rich parents rent-free for like 3 years after losing his job at age 26