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12-11-2012 , 10:24 PM
A friend who lives pretty close to the mall that just had the shootings posts this pretty standard status:

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Thankful I was working today and not at the mall with the kids. Such sad and scary news.
Comments like "me too" and "so scary!" and then:

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That would have been horrible!
Just vow never to set foot in a mall again. Malls are evil for so many reasons... I am sure all will be back to "normal" tomorrow morning with all stores open again. A little shooting is not going to change American shopping habits...So sad. So sad.
A week or two ago she changed her profile pic and I thought about posting the new one.

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12-11-2012 , 10:27 PM
I know whenever there is a shooting in my city I think "I really need to stop buying people gifts".
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12-11-2012 , 10:39 PM
More racism

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12-11-2012 , 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Kirbynator
wait that **** is huge wat
this. wtf are they feeding this kid.
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12-11-2012 , 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by blankoblanco
Watch out guys, I think wheelflush may be an expert in the field of kid poops
Sad but true.
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12-11-2012 , 11:26 PM
i thought it was a large **** also fwiw
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12-11-2012 , 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU
i thought it was a large **** also fwiw
+1
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12-12-2012 , 12:19 AM
Now I really want to see this ****. Thanks guys.
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12-12-2012 , 12:49 AM
I call bs on that **** pic. Not only is that an unbelievably huge piece of **** for a little kid, I also don't see any piss in there...

Signed,

A lifelong behind-the-back, front-to-backer
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12-12-2012 , 01:26 AM
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That would have been horrible!
Just vow never to set foot in a mall again. Malls are evil for so many reasons... I am sure all will be back to "normal" tomorrow morning with all stores open again. A little shooting is not going to change American shopping habits...So sad. So sad.
Darn, if only more people had died maybe it could have effected the change she wanted
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12-12-2012 , 02:39 AM
you should take a **** and take a picture of it and post it on their wall and maybe get xzibit to be like "you dawg I heard you like pictures of ****"
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12-12-2012 , 03:12 AM
I don't think 'I heard you like xyz so here's some xyz' is quite how that meme works.
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12-12-2012 , 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer
And that sister was Einstein.
what can i say... i lol'd
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12-12-2012 , 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Cosines11
I call bs on that **** pic. Not only is that an unbelievably huge piece of **** for a little kid, I also don't see any piss in there...
#2 without #1 is common for potty training kids, based on my experience with three kids.
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12-12-2012 , 03:34 PM
Agreed. As is not going for a couple of days and then basically pooping a football.
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12-12-2012 , 04:26 PM
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12-12-2012 , 04:34 PM
Wtf I hardly ever pee when I poop.
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12-12-2012 , 04:50 PM
12/12/12 Make it count
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12-12-2012 , 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy
Wtf I hardly ever pee when I poop.
...

WHAT
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12-12-2012 , 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by brrrrr
She probably could have said it a little better.
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12-12-2012 , 05:12 PM
I dunno, she doesn't look like she can.
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12-12-2012 , 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy
Wtf I hardly ever pee when I poop.
Dehydrated imo
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12-12-2012 , 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy
Wtf I hardly ever pee when I poop.
say what now? is that common? i think we need a poll.
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12-12-2012 , 05:46 PM
Someone just posted...

"You think all the 12:12 status updates pissed you off now, just wait till all the west coast people start posting it in a bit."

...at 3:46 PM eastern time.
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12-12-2012 , 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by soma84
say what now? is that common? i think we need a poll.
yup a poll seems to be in order.

From my reports, its near sitty fotty.
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