'bout tree-fiddy

The granny pic is pretty funny actually. It reminds me of...nothing ever.

This goes out for all my friends and family. This is exactly what has been in my heart for the last few days. The holidays are upon us and it can be a very joyful time of year. Some of us have problems during the holidays and sometimes are overcome with great sadness when we remember the loved ones who are not with us. And, many people have no one to spend these times with and are besieged by loneliness.
We all need caring thoughts and loving prayer right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy, paste, and share this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. It would be nice to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support

around the holidays i just want to take this time to encourage you to show your support for cute babies. it is all too common for cute babies to not receive the support they deserve. if I dont see your name, ill understand. if you hate cute babies, just ignore this message. but if you dont, please take the time to copy and post this status to show your support for cute babies. its just nice to see that people in these tough times can still show their support for cute babies. thank you

whew, close one!

A friend of mine with a kid took a picture of their kids first **** in a toilet. I kid you not.

so... many... wasted... pun... opportunities...

pics or gtfo

I think every parent does that.

No ****

Pic in spoiler tags since it contains HUMAN ****

did you reply "omg that soooo cute!!!"?

I abstained since there was already 20+ comments

My cousin visited my sister's the other day and she logged onto my comp and let him use it. He naturally pulled up my facebook and friends requested himself and then went on his to accept it. I'm am now treated to such wonders as:

Had to change all my passwords

ETA: Oh yeah, he was at my sister's for over 8 hours because his phone was shut off, had no internet/cable and no dvd player.

shyt you just jelly you broke ass

My favorite part was like, wait, what? You don't have a car but people want rides from you? WTF

I think this was in a buzzfeed post a few wks ago.

I'm guessing that is her great-great-great grandma. Families like this typically have 15 year generations.

I thought it was her sister.

And that sister was Einstein.

If her great-great-great-great-grandpa boned his great-great-great-granddaughter then these 2 in the photo could be half-sisters, too. Probably a non-zero chance this did happen.

That's a pretty big turd for a kid.

Not really.

oh my god this made me laugh so hard and for quite a long time - maybe my longest ever 2p2 laugh. it's just sitting there, upright, in the little frog toilet or whatever the **** it is. so awesome.

wait that **** is huge wat

Watch out guys, I think wheelflush may be an expert in the field of kid poops