I don't think it would have to be hugely stronger than an average big dog. I don't think that most people come into contact with dogs that are really looking to fight them on a regular basis. Humans are just gigantic losers in the strength to mass ratio department.

I would give that wolf a serious eye poke.Then stick its head into the armhole of my jacket. It would be totally tarped. At that point I would try to ride it and it would collapse under my taco bell augmented body weight.Then wrap my belt around its neck and strangle it, yeah, that's it. Never send a wolf to do a bear's job.

Can my friend be this guy? If so my strategy is stand back and watch.

I don't know about the rest of you pussies, but I would kick the **** out of that wolf.

a pissed off wolf would have no problem disposing off you and your tasty friends. His teeth are sharp and you would be scared ****less

Run. You don't have to outrun the wolf. You just have to outrun your friend.

come on, haven't you ever played COD4? Break its neck when it goes for your throat.
Or better yet, break its neck when it goes for your friends throat.

LOL @ thinking about two drunk/stoned patio loungers taking on a wolf!

You guys might as well be a big 'ole slab of bacon. You'd taste as good, and be about as effective at fighting the wolf.

Does my friend have any takedown skills?

Regardless, I sucker punch my friend and run into the house while the wolf finishes him off.

When I saw you posted in this thread, I was really hoping for a lolcat.

I'll pick up the slack I suppose.

mmmm go for the eyes and groin?

Do you or your friend have any nunchuck skills?

Clearly we do, but what the **** good does that do us, we have no ****ing chucks. Unless you've got some grand plan with the chairs, I think that leaves us right where we started, which is to say "an entree".

You can all go home now.
everything's been said.

No...wolf kills both of you.
Best bet is to get friend in between you and wolf and let it eat him while u run away

Hence the sucker punch.

so, LFS can take on wolf pups.

this depends on what the people are like. I think two in shape 20 year olds would kill a wolf every time. if they were small or fat it would be a lot harder.

I feel like if a wolf was biting someone, giving me 5-10 seconds of free time to attack the wolf, I would absolutely wreck it. between gouging its eyes, kicking him in the ribs and throat, or just jumping on his back and pinning him so my friend can stomp on his head, i don't see how he could possibly win.

if he gets the first guy by the throat immediately incapacitates him, then i think he could win vs 2 guys, but the first guy would have to be an idiot not to put his hands up, and a wolf can bite on someone's arm for a long ass time before they're incapacitated or dead. i remember hearing a 911 call where something like a 75 year old woman got attacked by 2 pit bulls for 15 minutes and survived it. hell, i'd think i could survive a wolf attack on my own patio easy enough just by letting it bite my arm, and opening my door and going inside and slamming the door on its head until it let go.

How many wolf pups could LFS take?

Draw, shoot wolf, return to previous activity unless the deck is yours and stains easily in which case kicking the wolf off may be +EV. Did's choice of chairs sucks though - it'd be a tough draw.

One of the advantages of carrying is having a good answer to this kind of question

I thought it was a pretty sure thing that y'all would recognize a Groundskeeper Willie reference, but I guess not.

grunch

Take it to POG

you guys dont think two full grown men could wrestle this thing to the ground and eventually incapacitate it with their extreme weight advantage? sure you'll take some damage but i cant see the wolf winning this unless both the guys are really small.

i had a friend who got attacked by a pitbull and he wrestled it down and pinned it himself. yeah his arm took quite a bit of damage but he still won the battle in a landslide. i cant imagine a wolf being THAT much more strong and fierce than a full grown pitbull.

i think two men win this most the time. especially since you have chairs to help block the wolfs offensive attacks.