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05-30-2008 , 09:41 AM

#76

BeerMoney

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Originally Posted by sledghammer

KKF?

My thoughts too.

Seriously, dude. listen to alobar.

Guys, its a lot better to act like a caveman in relationships, then to do what you see on tv or on oprah. Be a man and stand up for yourselves, that's when women respect you. Or, if u have a 12" co.ck.

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05-30-2008 , 10:24 AM

#77

amead

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1. Victor ended the thread before it started. She's a slut.

2. I second the "Ask Alobar For Advice That You Must Follow" thread suggestion.

3. She's a slut, lol. You hate yourself and are just so excited that somebody actually wants to see you naked that you are willing to overlook the stonecold fact that she's performed oral sex on a dozen dudes during your tenure. Some day you will not hate yourself as much, and will actually have a relationship with somebody because you like who they are, not because they are willing to like you. This will take ~5-8 years. Good luck.

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05-30-2008 , 10:27 AM

#78

nyc999

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Lawrence: Doesn't that chick look like Anne?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah, a little bit...

Lawrence: Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while. You two still goin' out?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I guess... I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling like she's cheating on me.

Lawrence: Yeah, I get that feeling too, man.

Peter Gibbons: What do you mean by that?

Lawrence: I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her like she's the type of chick that just...

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05-30-2008 , 10:32 AM

#79

evil twin

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Originally Posted by stephan

Her birthday is next Thursday though. I'm wondering if she knew i smelled a rat and is trying to postpone me breaking up with her until after her bday.

I want to know how much $ you've spent on her birthday already and what you plan to do.

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05-30-2008 , 10:39 AM

#80

4_2_it

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Alobar has owned this thread. OP, if you don't do what he says, I hope you enjoy being "that guy" for the rest of your (lonely) days.

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05-30-2008 , 10:53 AM

#81

SSES

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run the **** away as far as you can

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05-30-2008 , 10:54 AM

#82

Dids

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Originally Posted by MicroBob

Dude, for the last freaking time, I am NOT sexing your girlfriend!!

Clearly it was ACTION Bob imo.

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05-30-2008 , 11:05 AM

#83

WM_lives

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read this and absorb

http://menarebetterthanwomen.com

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05-30-2008 , 11:07 AM

#84

Nick-Zack

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People need time between relationships. It sounds like this girl has never been single.

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05-30-2008 , 11:10 AM

#85

SSES

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Originally Posted by MuresanForMVP

Jesus christ this is pathetic. OP you suck. Ditch the bitch. She's clearly a dumb whore. Jizz in your hand then smack her down a flight of stairs. It'll be worth it after you get over the disgust of jizzing in your own hand. Or so I've been told...

rofl at someone pretending they have never jizzed in their own hand btw

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05-30-2008 , 11:15 AM

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Black Aces 518

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Originally Posted by SSES

rofl at someone pretending they have never jizzed in their own hand btw

well i dunno. i mean clearly i have gotten jizz on my own hand hundreds, nay, thousands of times, but I don't think I have ever jizzed IN my hand like holding it out as a receptacle for jizz and catching it as referenced in the post you responded to.

LOL I am a lawyer and am getting paid for this post. WHAT A COUNTRY

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05-30-2008 , 11:19 AM

#87

SSES

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Originally Posted by stephan

It's one thing if she ****ed me over by using me as a security blanket, but I really hope she didn't physically cheat on me.

hahahahaha

there is a better chance of a dead chicken winning the next US election than on your gf having not cheated on you

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05-30-2008 , 11:29 AM

#88

Montrealer

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05-30-2008 , 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by stephan

A new twist to this story. She calls me at 11:30 and tells me bob is coming over tonight and I nearly flipped, but I didn't yell at her or demand anything.

Woah, you might want to ease back a little!

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05-30-2008 , 11:35 AM

#90

Austiger

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Originally Posted by SSES

rofl at someone pretending they have never jizzed in their own hand btw

Uh...

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05-30-2008 , 11:50 AM

#91

EgoSlasher

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Simple answer, absolutely not, and you absolutely can tell her to not hang out with her ex boyfriend who she's already dumped you once for. Oh, and don't think for a second she didn't bang him in the small period that you two broke up.

Girl sounds completely F'd up, run as fast and as far away as you can, anyone with an ounce of consideration would have never tried this.

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05-30-2008 , 11:58 AM

#92

supafrey

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She has 100% cheated on you, if you count making out/naked cheating. I'm not sure about sex. If it hasn't happened yet it will very, very soon. This is not dating material and you know that, you loser.

For your information, I was the "ex-bf" in this scenario before. Yes, I was doing her behind the dude's back. She is most definitely getting regular hot beef injections.

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05-30-2008 , 12:05 PM

#93

Henry17

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I don't understand how there is any doubt about the cheating aspect after the "Bob is coming over tonight" announcement. I'm sure they are going to hang out and play scrabble while enjoy some non-alcoholic beverages.

I guess the only doubt is whether it is still cheating if it is done openly and blatantly.

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05-30-2008 , 12:22 PM

#94

Fast Food Knight

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This must be a KKF level.

If not......................... um yeah, what Alobar said.

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05-30-2008 , 12:22 PM

#95

tthree

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Originally Posted by Victor

also, youre the love guy. those other guys are the *** guys. have fun with that.

She don't love Bob, she loves his doggy style.

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05-30-2008 , 01:09 PM

#96

DCJ311

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secretly meet other women while dating her (tell these women you have a g/f), and then when you've got some contacts locked up, break up with g/f and rub it in her face that you are with other women. feels good at least, and you keep your man dignity.

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05-30-2008 , 02:05 PM

#97

runningmarvel

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GF: hey bob is coming over later

stephan (nearly flips and nearly yells): oh, ok. why?

GF: he wants to show me some now positions and moves of the kamasutra. It's only so i can show you them, cuz i love you so much!

stephan (calms down): oh, that's ok then have fun!

GF: oh and, "other EX" is coming too. He wants to tape it. only to make an instructional video for you to see, ldo.

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05-30-2008 , 02:12 PM

#98

Qwijibo

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Whoever said break up with her on her b-day is right on the money.

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05-30-2008 , 03:06 PM

#99

themagnum

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Originally Posted by btmagnetw

this is literally the real life 1-2 teddy. don't fall into it.

Sort of like what Alobar said. If she is out there "looking" there is obviously trouble. It's rough that you have such strong feelings for her, but you got to end it and move on, especially since not only is she trolling over past bfs (which it sounds like), but she is looking for new guys too. There are much better girls out there, and most of them won't cheat on you.

At least before you break it off stick it in her butt. Only way to redeem this thread.

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05-30-2008 , 03:24 PM

#100

DirtyDiggs

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Once, just once, I want one of these post to turn in to a trip report where the OP actually follows through on the advice.

" So I followed through and called her on all her bull**** and broke up with her. It was hard to not call her and puss out and change my mind. After a week she started calling me all the time. I didn't take her back through all the crying because I know she can't be trusted and we'd fall back in to the same ****, but I still hit it on the side once in a while."

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