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08-28-2020 , 08:55 PM

#801

Tom Ames

They call me Doo Doo

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 53,380

Quote:

Originally Posted by de captain

I think a good heavy meat cleaver laying next to a stack of c notes would solve that problem. Once the cash is had you can start chugging vodka and send somebody out for some oxy.

A cleaver would be so swift it would be over before you knew it. Trying to do it Aron Ralston style w/ a pocket knife would be tough.

Ever heard of hesitation marks? I would have them with a meat cleaver. I would need a small guillotine to get it done.

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08-28-2020 , 09:46 PM

#802

idk my bff jill

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 282

Quote:

Originally Posted by cs3

Also linguine > fettuccine > spaghetti >>>> angel hair

This is absolutely spot on in regards to these 4 noodles except I think fettuccine and spaghetti can flip spots based on dish. Love linguine, hate angel hair

08-28-2020 , 10:42 PM

#803

rickroll

Questionable Taste

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 32,226

Quote:

Originally Posted by golddog

You realize that's only asking 50-100 OOTers to each kick in $100, right?

i like where this is going

pinky to thumb in straight order of least useful to most

08-28-2020 , 10:43 PM

#804

rickroll

Questionable Taste

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 32,226

Quote:

Originally Posted by idk my bff jill

This is absolutely spot on in regards to these 4 noodles except I think fettuccine and spaghetti can flip spots based on dish. Love linguine, hate angel hair

never understood the apeal of angel hair

08-28-2020 , 11:12 PM

#805

offTopic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 18,962

Damn, RIP Chadwick Boseman. Pretty awful developing colon cancer at such a young age, like nobody that young is going for a colon screening

08-28-2020 , 11:14 PM

#806

BilldaCat

adept

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 750

after some googling, apparently the index finger is the least useful. your body retrains itself to use your middle finger as the 'top' finger pretty easily.

still, it's gotta be 500k minimum, and i'd probably still say no at that level. 1m gets me to serious consideration stage.

gotta be tax free tho

08-28-2020 , 11:53 PM

#807

dmatz327

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,970

Jish Ill pay the 5k if you mail me the pinky

Last edited by dmatz327; 08-28-2020 at 11:55 PM. Reason: Nominate McMuffin to escrow

08-29-2020 , 12:04 AM

#808

chopstick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 9,157

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Ames

Ever heard of hesitation marks? I would have them with a meat cleaver. I would need a small guillotine to get it done.

a young chop purchased a finger guillotine magic trick at a yard sale for a quarter many, many moons ago. it was perhaps the best entertainment return on investment ever seen. that trick was lit!

08-29-2020 , 12:09 AM

#809

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,130

Quote:

Originally Posted by chopstick

a young chop purchased a finger guillotine magic trick at a yard sale for a quarter many, many moons ago. it was perhaps the best entertainment return on investment ever seen. that trick was lit!

My brother bought one 20 years ago or so. It was pretty cool. My uncle, unsupervised and uninformed of how it worked, tried it on himself. There was lots of blood.

08-29-2020 , 12:57 AM

#810

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 40,926

i'd need at least a million for the thumb before I would even start to think about it

Would probably cut the pinky off for $50K

in order id go pinky, index, ring, middle, thumb

08-29-2020 , 01:19 AM

#811

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,237

This is going down hill quickly.

I've got a pretty ugly big toe I can let go of. $50?

08-29-2020 , 01:24 AM

#812

whatthejish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 11,513

I am absolutely dumbfounded that the index finger is less valuable than the pinky. Makes the yakuza tradition that much more hardcore.

08-29-2020 , 01:35 AM

#813

rickroll

Questionable Taste

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 32,226

Quote:

Originally Posted by BilldaCat

very interesting, but more interested in a TR of the kind of ads google sends you over the next few weeks

08-29-2020 , 02:41 AM

#814

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,842

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatthejish

Yeah, I'm thinking I'd take 5-10k for my pinky. Thumb is a really tough one.

Laughable.

1M pick a digit minus thumb. 3M if you want a thumb. Those are my terms if anyone is asking.

08-29-2020 , 02:44 AM

#815

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,842

Quote:

Originally Posted by offTopic

Damn, RIP Chadwick Boseman. Pretty awful developing colon cancer at such a young age, like nobody that young is going for a colon screening

This is so sad. Any given moment, gents.

08-29-2020 , 02:53 AM

#816

rickroll

Questionable Taste

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 32,226

but about the prince albert, it doesn't get stuck or anything, i have a tough time verbalizing it but i imagine sex under certain conditions/positions could be a lot like someone pulling you by the ear ring?

like do you need boatloads of lube to get started? is anal a possibility?

i know these things should be asked over pm but it's worth it making 72 uncomfortable

08-29-2020 , 03:46 AM

#817

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 40,926

according to the playbook, next hes going to be asking to see it, then its on to sexy time!

08-29-2020 , 03:50 AM

#818

whatthejish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 11,513

Quote:

Originally Posted by 27offsuit

Laughable.

To be fair, this was after having already tossed this idea around with my brother. We got down to the nitty, gritty “what would you REALLY do it for” prices. He says his price is completely negotiable, lolll

Edit: I will say, I am definitely reconsidering my price after reading a surprising amount of information about our fingers.

Last edited by whatthejish; 08-29-2020 at 03:56 AM.

08-29-2020 , 08:11 AM

#819

marknfw

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 16,230

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmatz327

Jish Ill pay the 5k if you mail me the pinky

I'll pitch in. Don't need weekend visitation of the pinky or anything. Just a video of the removal will do.

08-29-2020 , 09:09 AM

#820

Randall Stevens

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 3,922

If jish is a polydactyly, this is a pretty good hustle.

08-29-2020 , 10:28 AM

#821

chopstick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 9,157

jish i've heard of fish fingers before but you're the first finger fish i've ever seen

Spoiler:

08-29-2020 , 12:19 PM

#822

whatthejish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 11,513

Okay, so far we’ve learned that:

-10k is too little and 1mil is too much.
-The pinky is much more valuable than the index finger.
-Apparently, it is a felony to mail human body parts.

Sincerely,
Jish the Finger Fish

08-29-2020 , 12:23 PM

#823

Melkerson

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,614

Quote:

Originally Posted by offTopic

Damn, RIP Chadwick Boseman. Pretty awful developing colon cancer at such a young age, like nobody that young is going for a colon screening

There is a dude in H&F who has been getting them since under 40. Bad family history apparently.

08-29-2020 , 12:24 PM

#824

Tom Ames

They call me Doo Doo

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 53,380

What's a possible felony charge to someone willing to part with some yet undetermined digit for less than 50k? Just flip the DA the bird--assuming you retained at least one middle finger.