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04-21-2012 , 09:47 PM

#301

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat

+ 1 mirrion

.

I so agree

04-21-2012 , 10:00 PM

#302

MexiKen

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 730

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

There was a midget in the bar at least 49 yo, and he defo got all the ladies

Is this speaking in the third person? Like, "Jimmy's gonna put the moves on Elaine"?

04-21-2012 , 10:45 PM

#303

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexiKen

Is this speaking in the third person? Like, "Jimmy's gonna put the moves on Elaine"?

No it was this proper short dude. He wasn't a dwarf or anything like that, he was just super tiny like Danny Devito. And he musta had 15 years on me. And he looked like a mob boss, suited & booted. But oh my did the young ladies heart him. He absolutely had no trouble scoring. Genius.

04-22-2012 , 12:45 AM

#304

Mr Beer

banned

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 5,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaPyrite

Dania

If you are ever in Cartagena, she is only $800 for a night (but don't try to lowball her in the morning for $30!!)

So $800 for 8 hours? What do you do for the superfluous 7 hours 55 minutes?

04-22-2012 , 02:12 AM

#305

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

No it was this proper short dude. He wasn't a dwarf or anything like that, he was just super tiny like Danny Devito. And he musta had 15 years on me. And he looked like a mob boss, suited & booted. But oh my did the young ladies heart him. He absolutely had no trouble scoring. Genius.

04-22-2012 , 04:14 AM

#306

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

I actually was in TOWIE.

Explain yourself bee - pics or...

04-22-2012 , 04:50 AM

#307

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

I actually was in TOWIE. It was horrendous

If it were me I would probably have tried to not mention this at all. However can't say I'm surprised.

04-22-2012 , 04:51 AM

#308

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Beer

So $800 for 8 hours? What do you do for the superfluous 7 hours 55 minutes?

have her make sammiches I assume

04-22-2012 , 05:15 AM

#309

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Ok , when I say I was actually in TOWIE I don't mean I was actually in TOWIE

04-22-2012 , 05:24 AM

#310

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Ok , when I say I was actually in TOWIE I don't mean I was actually in TOWIE

It's close enough that I would have kept my mouth shut.

04-22-2012 , 10:58 AM

#311

lowanizer

adept

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 758

Is it my computer or is the party client super slow at around 18 tables? anybody mass tabling on party?

04-22-2012 , 11:33 AM

#312

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

I have severe lag due to a party.

04-22-2012 , 11:40 AM

#313

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

JFC, I am not drinking as of forever....

Over/under on this not lasting?

Early line should be 24 hrs

04-22-2012 , 11:42 AM

#314

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Beer

So $800 for 8 hours? What do you do for the superfluous 7 hours 55 minutes?

4play obv, gotta get your money's worth!

Last edited by PapaPyrite; 04-22-2012 at 11:51 AM. Reason: and by 4play, I mean have her making sammiches nekkid :)

04-23-2012 , 09:06 AM

#315

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Chad's getting all my noms this month...

From AA UTG:

Quote:

if this is wrong then I dont know anything at all about poker

Nom.

04-23-2012 , 11:01 AM

#316

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Just compile all of the "Chad Sez" posts and pick any one for my nom this month....all are pure gold.

04-24-2012 , 04:26 AM

#317

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

So bored of this ****ty April weather

04-24-2012 , 12:23 PM

#318

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

So bored of this ****ty April weather

Move here, blue skies all year round and every poker table has hawt babes

Last edited by PapaPyrite; 04-24-2012 at 12:25 PM. Reason: unfortunately we can't play online poker :(

04-24-2012 , 12:50 PM

#319

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

Big ol tillies itt !

04-24-2012 , 01:26 PM

#320

nismo9

self-banned

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,548

04-24-2012 , 01:49 PM

#321

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

If only we could nom pictures... this could be the only non-chad nom of the month!

04-24-2012 , 07:25 PM

#322

OziBattler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

i got toasted last night and I wake up to read threads about PS buying FT, i must still be drunk

Last edited by OziBattler; 04-24-2012 at 07:25 PM. Reason: yes its wednesday but its also a public holiday as we remember the ANZACs

04-24-2012 , 07:42 PM

#323

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

An Ozi without an undertitle is like a rustler without a sheep. Lonely.

04-24-2012 , 07:55 PM

#324

OziBattler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

icwudt

my kids want icecream all the time but they have behave and ask me nicely or else they don't get any, I on the other hand can get icecream whenever I want .... my kids don't understand why I often choose to not make a bowl for myself when i get theirs.

04-24-2012 , 11:12 PM

#325

OziBattler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

after years of half watching some of the shows my kids watch, its pretty obvious that many kids cartoon writers wouldn't pass a drug test.

eg

Quote:

Finn and Jake are on safety patrol when they come across a city of House People. It looks normal at first glance, but all at once, they see a grass ogre named Donny terrorizing the House People. Finn exhausts Donny by using a head lock on him until he can no longer fight. Finn thinks Donny is similar to himself in some ways, and that he could be a good guy if he learns to stop being a jerk, so he invites Donny to their Tree Fort. When he arrives, he sits down in a chair and plays BMO, subsequently losing the game and breaking BMO's controller in anger. While Finn and Jake attempt to civilize Donny through singing the Empathy Song, Finn hears a scream coming from the House village and goes to investigate, leaving Jake behind to continue trying to make Donny stop being a jerk. Upon arriving back at the village, Finn sees a pair of Why-Wolves attacking the House People, and after a struggle, he manages to throw them down inside The Old Well, effectively trapping them.

The Why-Wolves explain to Finn that without Donny around to produce Obnoxygen (which is lethal to them), they are free to consume the House People until the Cosmic Owl consumes them all. Finn runs back to the tree house and finds that Donny is well-groomed, well-spoken, and more importantly, no longer a jerk. Finn and Jake forcibly drag Donny back to where the House People are being eaten by Why-Wolves. Finn tells Donny that they think his self-improvement songs are stupid, and that by trying to not be a jerk, he's being a real jerk, After being ridiculed by both the Why-Wolves and the House people, Donny reverts back to his old self, thus releasing Obnoxygen to send the Why-Wolves fleeing and unintentionally saving the House People from near death. While Donny appears to be enraged at Finn and Jake, and returns to pranking the House people, at the end of the episode, Donny watches Finn and Jake departing, and says sadly, "I'll never forget you."

cliffs: show's characters to go a village there is a guy who is a massive jerk. When hero's turn him into a nice guy the village gets raped and pillaged by wolves. Yo save the village our hero's have to turn the now niceguy back into a w***** to drive the wolves away. the end

Although if you Google 'regular show fist pump' you'll definitely find some footage and pics that are amusing and have obvious 2p2 usage potential

Last edited by OziBattler; 04-24-2012 at 11:34 PM.

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