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04-19-2012 , 10:01 AM

#276

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

true, now leave POG alone please

But they likes me!

04-19-2012 , 10:04 AM

#277

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by nismo9

Not too long ago a friend of mine got arrested for trying to start a brawl with an ATM.

Location: Dublin

'Nuff said

04-19-2012 , 11:28 AM

#278

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

There is one where I drink that's takes a minimum of 2 minutes and that's assuming you hit the buttons in the fastest possible sequence. I have seen slobbering drunks take at least 5 min. Quite entertaining if I'm not in line.

I'm a reasonable guy, I can live with it being the machines fault. But if a human attempts to take more time than is necessary, like inserting a second card for instance, they should be shot.

If you want to use a second card, or carry out more than 1 function, go to the back of the queue.

04-19-2012 , 02:07 PM

#279

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

But they likes me!

But I was there first.

welcome to POG and enjoy the time-sink that is WW

04-19-2012 , 05:12 PM

#280

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

This, by Chad in the BHUNLA thread:

Quote:

I wasn't disagreeing, I was literally just being disagreeable

Nom

(I edited it down without changing the sense of it - is that allowed?)

04-19-2012 , 11:46 PM

#281

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

Looks like a perfect Nom to me Gothninja. This thread needs a terts fairy intervention dearly imo

04-20-2012 , 03:24 AM

#282

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Looks like the Euros are awake

Last edited by IamPro; 04-20-2012 at 03:24 AM. Reason: i need to go to sleep soon

04-20-2012 , 03:43 AM

#283

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Dania

If you are ever in Cartagena, she is only $800 for a night (but don't try to lowball her in the morning for $30!!)

04-20-2012 , 03:45 AM

#284

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaPyrite

but don't try to lowball her in the morning for $30!!

Didn't work out so well, huh ?

04-20-2012 , 03:47 AM

#285

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat

Didn't work out so well, huh ?

Not at all, dude lost his job and nearly created an International incident! The basterd should have just paid her the agreed fee, she looks like she is worth it IMO

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...icle-1.1064287

04-20-2012 , 04:32 AM

#286

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Jesus, one hooker and heads roll lol

04-20-2012 , 01:45 PM

#287

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Just in case ke\/mode lurks ITT, here is my tribute to Alizée Jacotey just for him

04-20-2012 , 02:16 PM

#288

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

Papa, your grand daughter is going to be a looker when she grows up.

04-20-2012 , 02:33 PM

#289

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bona

Papa, your grand daughter is going to be a looker when she grows up.

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE

04-21-2012 , 04:10 AM

#290

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

04-21-2012 , 07:09 AM

#291

nismo9

self-banned

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,548

moar

04-21-2012 , 12:40 PM

#292

King Spew

Just average

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 15,793

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

I should probably delete since I can imagine the lady parts that will undoubtedly be just a delicious looking.

delicious.....even mouth watering.

Last edited by King Spew; 04-21-2012 at 12:41 PM. Reason: the secret word today is delicious ldo

04-21-2012 , 01:08 PM

#293

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

so your p/w is delicious? sweet! (and delicious obv)

04-21-2012 , 02:50 PM

#294

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Spew

I should probably delete since I can imagine the lady parts .

Nom

04-21-2012 , 09:01 PM

#295

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

JFC, I am not drinking as of forever, I actually left early to make sure my friend got home ok as he was smasholed.

04-21-2012 , 09:03 PM

#296

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

I actually was in TOWIE. It was horrendous

04-21-2012 , 09:04 PM

#297

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Y'all should be totes jel

04-21-2012 , 09:05 PM

#298

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Y'all should be totes jel

STFU bee

04-21-2012 , 09:16 PM

#299

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

There was a midget in the bar at least 49 yo, and he defo got all the ladies

04-21-2012 , 09:42 PM

#300

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

STFU bee

+ 1 mirrion

.

Last edited by AlienSpaceBat; 04-21-2012 at 09:42 PM. Reason: :D

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