you know that all the cool kids do this, right?

i f hate donkaments


Full Tilt Poker FTP Series Espa�a Qualifier No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t60/t120 Blinds - 7 players
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BTN: t3884 M = 21.58
SB: t6816 M = 37.87
BB: t3098 M = 17.21
UTG: t4316 M = 23.98
UTG+1: t4082 M = 22.68
MP: t6519 M = 36.22
Hero (CO): t6456 M = 35.87

Pre Flop: (t180) Hero is CO with A K
3 folds, Hero raises to t300, BTN raises to t1080, 1 fold, BB raises to t3098 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to t5116, BTN requests TIME, 1 fold

Flop: (t7336) 3 J 6

Turn: (t7336) 6

River: (t7336) 8

Final Pot: t7336
BB shows A J (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
Hero shows A K (a pair of Sixes)
BB wins t7336


Full Tilt Poker FTP Series Espa�a Qualifier No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t60/t120 Blinds - 7 players
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UTG: t2804 M = 15.58
UTG+1: t7824 M = 43.47
MP: t6868 M = 38.16
CO: t4136 M = 22.98
BTN: t3902 M = 21.68
SB: t6399 M = 35.55
Hero (BB): t3238 M = 17.99

Pre Flop: (t180) Hero is BB with A Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t288, 2 folds, BTN calls t288, 1 fold, Hero raises to t3238 all in, UTG+1 raises to t6188, 1 fold

Flop: (t6824) 4 5 6

Turn: (t6824) 8

River: (t6824) K

Final Pot: t6824
UTG+1 shows A K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows A Q (Ace King high)
UTG+1 wins t6824

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $6(BB) Party
SB ($543)
BB ($826)
Hero ($772)
CO ($645)
BTN ($796)

Dealt to Hero A A

Hero raises to $21, fold, BTN calls $21, fold, BB raises to $78, Hero calls $57, BTN calls $57

FLOP ($237) 4 7 7

BB bets $210, Hero raises to $694 (AI), BTN raises to $718 (AI),

BB: lol guess KK is beatn...**** fishes

BB folds

TURN ($1,835) 4 7 7 3

RIVER ($1,835) 4 7 7 3 3

BTN shows 7 7
(Pre 20%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 80%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0.0%)

BTN wins $1,832

BB: lol nc trap fatty
BB: love it when it backfires


and i still hate donkaments wayyyyy more

haha owned

It's May 2nd already, noob Mods.

NC thread-readers demand a new thread and thread title. Beginner's doesn't have the NC thread readership to wait until it gets to 800+ posts.

Just do it on a monthly basis.

lol.. pretty sure you care more about this issue than anyone else

We could have a new thread with the same title ... just to **** a snoot at Leroy.

Edit: Darn profanity censor. The removed word is the name of a male chicken.

cockerels?

You got the general idea ... I'm just surprised it didn't censor what you wrote to ****erels ...

This this this.

approaching hour 5 in SCOOP Event 3L, and I am in decent shape, 28k chipstack, 4063/6079, no PS pros @ my table (barry g, Chad Brown and Leatherass among others are out there!)

glgl man.. 45k would be an ok br boost

FYI THIS is football:

thats an egg

34.6k chips, 2933/4079 @ break #5, in the $$$$$$$$ yay

lol @ Sarah Palin avatar !!! (or is it Tina Fay ??? never can tell)

why was there such a fuss over the Q10 v A10 hand..... pretty standard hand imo.

btn had A10o.. bb had Q10o

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BB: t81967 M = 26.02
UTG: t56769 M = 18.02
MP: t51451 M = 16.33
CO: t37266 M = 11.83
BTN: t12624 M = 4.01
SB: t34962 M = 11.10

Pre Flop: (t3150)
3 folds, BTN raises to t12449 all in, 1 fold, BB calls t11049

Flop: (t26648) 7 T Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t26648) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t26648) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Break #6: 53.6k chips in the low, 1745/2102

out in 1588th place, $48-$10 (add-ons) = $38 profit

disappointing to get deepish and bust (JTs<22, 6 BB's left), but good start to SCOOP

next game: $11 NLHE at 6:00pm MT tomorrow!

tbh, I don't know, but it gets so many reactions it's loltastic!

edit: seen you busted, profit is good, better luck next time though

also bona

I win at soul reading, IMO. I'm still rolling from the river call...

Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
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SB: $15.33
BB: $1.40
Hero (CO): $4.67
BTN: $3.71

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is CO with T J
Hero raises to $0.07, 1 fold, SB calls $0.06, BB calls $0.05

Flop: ($0.21) Q A 4 (3 players)
SB bets $0.06, BB folds, Hero calls $0.06

Turn: ($0.33) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20

River: ($0.73) K (2 players)
SB bets $0.10, Hero raises to $0.66, SB calls $0.56

Final Pot: $2.05
SB mucks 2 3
Hero shows T J (a straight, Ace high)
Hero wins $1.92
(Rake: $0.13)

who cares if someone is a tv pro, they are just some dude same as the rest of the field.
this is not a dig at you, i just find it so awful that phil hellmuth etc make most of their money due to the fact that everyone is so scared of/in awe of them. you are likely better at poker than most of the people you see on tv, dont let their name intimidate you, you can outplay them just like any other idiot. some "famous" guy isnt superior to you, believe it.

OMG ... how much do you want for villains SN ???

The worst call I ever saw was when there were quads on the board, and someone called an all in bet with pocket 2s. I can see someone new to poker not understanding whats happens with 4 of a kind (i.e. me 5 years ago), but even 6 year-old should be able to see they lost against you.