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04-29-2010 , 10:19 AM

#551

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidv1213

lol i just tried to wipe the full stop i just posted off my screen, licked my finger and gave it a wee rub and everything

still my favorite nom from the thread

04-29-2010 , 10:31 AM

#552

Jimbo_Mac82

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 468

^^^^^

+1000000

I laughed myself sick when I first read that.

04-29-2010 , 11:02 AM

#553

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,554

I love how persistent Ozi is about the win a date thing. And because I'm really awkward and it will probably result in terrific stories for you guys, I'll go ahead and do it.

Mostly I'm just lazy and didn't want to fill out an application, so I really have no excuse now.

04-29-2010 , 01:16 PM

#554

unbjames

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,199

Drop everything you're doing guys and play this Flash game ... it has ruled my life for the past night and morning! Essentially its Super Mario 1, but you can play as other NES characters (Link from Legend of Zelda, Bill from Contra, Simon from Castlevania, Mega Man[!], and Samus from Metroid)

Very addicting and tough, but try it before the guy behind it has to take it down at the behest of the Nintendo legal team.

Linky: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/21ObmA...al/view/534416

enjoy

04-29-2010 , 04:04 PM

#555

davidv1213

Vampy

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,473

waited so so so long for this hand to come.. too bad about the river card. I can finally let myself go get some food now! (they still have about $900 but w/e lol)

Party Poker $400 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $425.82
Hero (BB): $1313.15
UTG: $199.47
CO: $400.00
BTN: $1793.49

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with J

2 folds, BTN raises to $14, 1 fold, Hero raises to $60, BTN calls $46

Flop: ($122.00) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets $94, BTN calls $94

Turn: ($310.00) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets $272, BTN calls $272

River: ($854.00) T

(2 players)
Hero bets $392, BTN calls $392

Final Pot: $1638.00
Hero shows J

(three of a kind, Jacks)
BTN mucks K

(a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $1635.00
(Rake: $3.00)

04-29-2010 , 05:00 PM

#556

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

playing in my first knockout tourney on stars. these seem pretty fun.

04-29-2010 , 05:02 PM

#557

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

I spent 6 hours in a holding cell with a woman

this my fave nom

04-30-2010 , 12:22 AM

#558

Hoagie

name is based on sandwich

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,499

I occasionally lurk this thread. I have been drinking and think this thread needs some quality women posting.

You, sirs and madame, are welcome.

04-30-2010 , 12:32 AM

#559

OziBattler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

04-30-2010 , 12:40 AM

#560

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

VERY IMPORTANT.. EVERYONE PLEASE VISIT

It still isn't on the side bar

04-30-2010 , 12:41 AM

#561

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,554

Quote:

Originally Posted by OziBattler

I literally just sent off a PM. Fingers crossed, guys.

04-30-2010 , 12:47 AM

#562

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

It still isn't on the side bar

It's looking like it won't go on the sidebar.... which is why I provided the link.

For those of you that haven't clicked it yet.... Giblet (for now anyway) has been given his own forum.

04-30-2010 , 01:46 AM

#563

Lego05

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 25,026

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

It still isn't on the side bar

And it never will be.

04-30-2010 , 02:04 AM

#564

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

he turned down my invite to shanoobigans

04-30-2010 , 10:02 AM

#565

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

Stop laughing at my avatar.

04-30-2010 , 10:12 AM

#566

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

what? i think it suits you.

Last edited by bumblebee99; 04-30-2010 at 10:13 AM. Reason: looooool

04-30-2010 , 10:29 AM

#567

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo19

Stop laughing at my avatar.

sorry leo

04-30-2010 , 10:39 AM

#568

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

You will pay for this.

04-30-2010 , 01:20 PM

#569

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

Quote:

Hello crazyfool1985,

We at Two Plus Two Poker Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

They even sent me it twice

04-30-2010 , 01:20 PM

#570

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

That's because they like you that much!

Happy Birthday! Welcome to being old.

Spoiler:

04-30-2010 , 01:24 PM

#571

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

happy 25

now I wish they had the cake icon to post

04-30-2010 , 02:15 PM

#572

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

04-30-2010 , 02:45 PM

#573

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,554

Happy birthday, you crazy old coot. For a gift, I'll send you another private picture when I'm not on my phone.

Man, I can't wait to get home... I am never driving across country again. I just have to get across Arizona and I'm done, providing I don't find some way to get us arrested again...

04-30-2010 , 03:42 PM

#574

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

Man, I can't wait to get home... I am never driving across country again. I just have to get across Arizona and I'm done, providing I don't find some way to get us arrested again...

Wear extra pale makeup !!!