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he was winning this thread so much he made charlie sheen look like bumblebee (LC/NC nsfw) he was winning this thread so much he made charlie sheen look like bumblebee (LC/NC nsfw)

05-23-2011 , 07:56 PM
Here's to hoping the sportsbooks remain in operation or else my money will be somewhere in Costa Rica swinging wildly in a suitcase while the operators run down a beach.
05-23-2011 , 08:22 PM
Fudoj ! Suck a big one bitches .
05-23-2011 , 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
same here man. Got about 0.3 miles and took dumb-ass heart pains. Ran bout 0.1mile home and walked the rest. It was my am i fit enough to go back to work trial. Answer - No?

[normally i can do 3 mile with not much effort, could probably do 5-6 if i was in right mind frame and i play 3 hours of soccerballs a week befor easter that is]

good job im shipping in £8 a day in sick pay from the government - balla imo

I also got the pleasure of paying a dumbass private doctor £130 for a 10 min consultation which left me none the wiser to whats wrong with me
Christ man I wouldn't compare me to you. You have a genuine medical problem there - I'm just carrying about an extra 1½ Stone from beeing a greedy, beer guzzling, take-away chowing bastard.

Oh and **** those greedy 'consultants'. Licence to print money imo.
05-23-2011 , 11:16 PM


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California preacher Harold Camping said Monday his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on Oct. 21.
Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before the Earth was destroyed, said he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife. His independent ministry, Family Radio International, spent millions — some of it from donations made by followers — on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the Judgment Day message.
But Camping said that he's now realized the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said Oct. 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.
Saturday was "an invisible judgment day" in which a spiritual judgment took place, he said. But the timing and the structure is the same as it has always been, he said.
"We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand altogether the spiritual meaning," he said. "May 21 is the day that Christ came and put the world under judgment."
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05-24-2011 , 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by hetero_flush
its impressive when a thread reaches 88 pages, 1300 posts and its just the same 6 people repeating each others ****
Nom.
05-24-2011 , 06:08 AM
Rebecca Black Rapture parody.

I lolled. I bet you do to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc0s358b3Ys
05-24-2011 , 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by JustinJude
TR.

Went jogging. Thought I was going to die*. Survived.

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This happens to me whenever I hit any exercise at all. Maybe I'm allergic or something.
05-24-2011 , 07:29 AM
Are we all trying to kill ourselves with exercise?

I got bought a set of "Personal Trainer" sessions for Xmas, and I've just cashed them in (2 weeks before they expire, I left it as long as I could!). After an hour session yesterday, I can barely move, the trainer is a sadist. Nice, but a total sadist.

The really big negative in all this is the trainer is a bloke. No seeing a fit lady in lycra. That would have at least made the pain more bearable.
05-24-2011 , 07:54 AM
Lol my girlfreind is a personal trainer and I'm still a fat bastard. Carrying about 4 stone of weight!!! June goal is gonna be to lose 1 stone.

Btw is that ****_flush guy shocked that a regs thread has the same people posting in?
05-24-2011 , 08:05 AM
How many pounds is a stone? I wither weigh one really big stone or several smaller ones
05-24-2011 , 08:06 AM
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Btw is that ****_flush guy shocked that a regs thread has the same people posting in?
lols

personally i find it amusing that - and i dont mean to offend any of them as its all good and the more the merrier - quite a few posters in the pics thread seem to be new posters to the forums or at least specifically to beginners (or at least names ive rarely seen before). Back in the day when i started posting in forums the last thing i wanted to do was post a pic of myself.
05-24-2011 , 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Wikipedia
The 1772 edition of Encyclopaedia Britannica defined the "stone" as follows: "STONE also denotes a certain quantity or weight of some commodities. A stone of beef, in London, is the quantity of eight pounds; in Hertfordshire, twelve pounds; in Scotland sixteen pounds."[5]
lol imperial measurements
05-24-2011 , 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
How many pounds is a stone? I wither weigh one really big stone or several smaller ones
14 pound in a stone i think

around 30kilos
05-24-2011 , 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by OziBattler
Rebecca Black Rapture parody.

I lolled. I bet you do to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc0s358b3Ys
3.5 stars imo.

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Originally Posted by TBobLP
lol jabba

I ended up running into her beat friend downtown last night . I did tell current girl about the message and that I was debating about replying
yeah thats cool how you typed what she said in your next post

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Originally Posted by hetero_flush
its impressive when a thread reaches 88 pages, 1300 posts and its just the same 6 people repeating each others ****
world already ended
05-24-2011 , 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
How many pounds is a stone? I wither weigh one really big stone or several smaller ones
Nom

But i'd really have expected you to go with something more along the lines of having 2 big stones..
05-24-2011 , 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
How many pounds is a stone? I wither weigh one really big stone or several smaller ones
1 stone = 14 pounds.

I'm over 210 pounds and my goldilocks zone is about 190. So I have a bit of work to do. I don't look particularly fat because I'm just over 6ft 1inch (186cm). But I can feel the extra weight and it's pissing me off so lifestyle changes are afoot.
05-24-2011 , 11:49 AM
05-24-2011 , 11:49 AM
05-24-2011 , 11:51 AM
thats not bacon FWIW.


05-24-2011 , 12:23 PM
I'll take both. We call Tbob's bacon 'streaky' bacon here in t'ireland. Looks well cooked. Streaky bacon cooked crispy is best for a sammich imo. ITP's bacon is best on a plate.

****ing starving now.
05-24-2011 , 12:28 PM
Mmmmm bastards so hungry now!

Tbob is that you in the pic?
05-24-2011 , 12:33 PM
ok who has the clap

05-24-2011 , 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
That's a lot of kitchen paper there Tbob... Actually, that's wayyyyy too much kitchen paper. That's not good for the environment you know Tbob.

If everyone used kitchen paper like you do they'd probably have to chop down acres of forest. Acres of forest containing cute little creatures in them Tbob.

Little creatures like this.



Why do you want to hurt little baby monkeys Tbob?.....


FOR GOODNESS SAKE STOP HURTING BABY MONKEYS!
05-24-2011 , 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by inthepub5
ok who has the clap

I lol'd at the clap!!

Isnt it a sperm donor pot anyway?
05-24-2011 , 01:56 PM
Yes its me in the pic. Stayed over at jenns place and made breakfast.

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Originally Posted by inthepub5
ok who has the clap

We keep weed in it lol

      
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