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good thing ozi wasnt drunk or youd be posting froma gimmick right now (LC/NC nsfw) good thing ozi wasnt drunk or youd be posting froma gimmick right now (LC/NC nsfw)

09-05-2011 , 11:13 AM
The ****
09-05-2011 , 01:30 PM
Congratulations.
09-05-2011 , 03:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H0CKEY
I AM GAY!!!!
F u
09-05-2011 , 06:03 PM
Colorado is awesome. My patio overlooks the mountains in Littleton. I got into a nice house with some good roommates.

Here is me looking out to the west watching the sunset drinking wine and smoking a Don Diego.



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09-05-2011 , 11:12 PM
I teh LHEms now after Ice taught me how to suck out


Merge - $0.50/$1 - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

LP: $62.04
CO: $24.42
BTN: $32.47
SB: $13.56
BB: $30.00
Hero (UTG): $34.61
UTG+1: $26.97
MP: $28.54
MP+1: $34.74

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero has K K

Hero raises to $1.00, fold, fold, MP+1 calls $1.00, fold, fold, BTN calls $1.00, SB raises to $1.50, fold, Hero raises to $2.00, MP+1 calls $1.00, BTN calls $1.00, SB calls $0.50

Flop: ($8.50, 4 players) 6 J 9
SB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $1.00, fold, BTN raises to $1.50, SB raises to $2.00, Hero calls $1.00, BTN calls $0.50

Turn: ($14.50, 3 players) Q
SB bets $1.00, Hero calls $1.00, BTN calls $1.00

River: ($17.50, 3 players) T
SB bets $1.00, Hero raises to $2.00, fold, SB calls $1.00

Hero shows K K (Straight, King High) (PreFlop 18%, Flop 10%, Turn 14%)
SB shows A A (One Pair, Aces) (PreFlop 82%, Flop 90%, Turn 86%)
Hero wins $20.50
09-05-2011 , 11:32 PM
MEMO

TO: Sir Richard
FROM: HMTQ
ABOUT: Your internet

Would you folks over at Virgin (teehee I always LOL at that name) please fix Mr. BumbleBees internetz. Oh, and please pat his cute little stinger for me.

kthanx

09-05-2011 , 11:52 PM


No Gimmicks needed to entertain when you got quality TV on in the fall.



And why didn't I ever get wind of international bacon day.
09-06-2011 , 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgin Media
To Whom it may Concern:

We would like to inform you that we have received your letter, and we are forwarding it on to Sir Richard himself. He is currently in development with our team to create a flying car. (He just cant help but piss money away )

As for Mr. Bees tubes, we regret to inform you at this time there is nothing else we can do. We suggest to him that he just uses at off peak hours, so that others may enjoy also.

Have a great Day!

We are Virgin Media in a pool of only customers.
I suppose since Virgin media is the only British company that does anything interesting, We shall have to restrain our disappointment for the moment. Thank you for your response. Enclosed please find an "eyes only" note from Her Majesty for Sir Richard.

Respectfully,


HMTQ

Spoiler:
enclosure for Sir Richard only
Spoiler:
Listen you dipstick twit, if you don't get Bee's internetz working right, I will slap the smirk off your bloody face with the same sword I knighted you. And find your own cabana boy by the way. That twit Bee is for my son.
09-06-2011 , 04:18 PM
How the hell is "you mad bro?" racial?
09-06-2011 , 06:03 PM
I am a brother
09-06-2011 , 08:33 PM
[ ] busted
[X]borrowed the photo from an unsuspecting fish
09-07-2011 , 05:25 AM
Gimmicks of gimmicks , we've been tripple range merged .this thread makes my head hurt .
09-07-2011 , 05:55 AM
I approve of this thread so far
09-07-2011 , 07:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leroy_Jenkins45
Gimmicks of gimmicks , we've been tripple range merged
omg omg nom nom nom of the year. seriously.
09-07-2011 , 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard Branson
To Her Majesty and People in HRH service

I will confirm that I have received HRH The Queens note.

I have dispatched our best service technicians to have a look at Mr. Bees internet. I am sure a reasonable solution will be reached shortly in which Mr. Bee keeps paying us for a service we hardly provide.

Yours truly,

Dick
Confirmed.

Quote:
Hi bumblebee99,

I have taken a look at your connection and can see there are periods of high utilisation during the times you have stated there is an issue.

At the moment the Utilisation is not at a level which will allow us to raise it our network team.

We will continue to monitor the utilisation and if the utilisation continues to increase this will be passed to our network teams to look at ways to alleviate some of the utilisation.
Regards,

James Gilbert

Help & Support Forum Team
09-07-2011 , 04:22 PM
So rather than you having a problem bee, you are the solution for others. wtp Problem solved
09-07-2011 , 04:31 PM
Quote:
Hi bumblebee99,

Your connection sucks

We will watch it suck

tyvm

awesome
09-07-2011 , 05:14 PM
if bb99's internets is teh suck, how is he able to create and post from so many gimmicks ???



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Last edited by obviously.bogus; 09-07-2011 at 05:15 PM. Reason: wp tho', thread of the year ...
09-07-2011 , 05:21 PM
I am stuck in an apartment in Jersey bored out of my mind, sigh
09-07-2011 , 05:21 PM
I honestly don't know who is behind all of these gimmicks. I'm not sure Bee is behind as many as you would think.

I'm proud of BQ this month
09-07-2011 , 05:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
BT Infinity gets rolled out in my area on 30th September.
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
Hi bumblebee99,

I have taken a look at your connection and can see there are periods of high utilisation during the times you have stated there is an issue.

At the moment the Utilisation is not at a level which will allow us to raise it our network team.

We will continue to monitor the utilisation and if the utilisation continues to increase this will be passed to our network teams to look at ways to alleviate some of the utilisation.
Regards,

James Gilbert

Help & Support Forum Team
Translation ... They've looked at the issue and determined they won't be able to fix it before BT Infinity gets rolled out and half of Virgin's customers switch, at which point the problem will "fix" itself.
09-07-2011 , 05:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by obviously.bogus
if bb99's internets is teh suck, how is he able to create and post from so many gimmicks ???



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¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Last edited by bumblebee99; 09-07-2011 at 05:46 PM. Reason: not that I actually have any gimmicks
09-07-2011 , 05:49 PM
Casting your vote at the embassy because you are in a foreign country more than a week before the election is a weird feeling.

At least I can tune out from the campaigning now and just wait for the results to come in next week.
09-07-2011 , 09:42 PM
Who here enjoyed Apollo 18?
09-08-2011 , 01:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Smithee
Who here enjoyed Apollo 18?
Wasn't quite as good as the bachelor party. But it was good.

Who the hell is this italian freak

      
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